"Why do you have so many friends?" Ryan asked in an unpleased tone. He had met three already and, as far as he could tell, Applejack was the only one that liked him. "Your life is almost the living definition of a Facebook friends list. Go on there to find one person and suddenly you're bombarded by a bunch of weird fucks."

"Quit your whining," Twilight retorted, he had been complaining the whole trip and it was starting to get on her nerves. "it's not like you didn't have a lot of friends back in your world. For peat sake, you have fourteen ex-girlfriends."

"Twenty-eight, and that's besides the point, they weren't friends." He explained, really wishing he could just go back to bed. Two hours of sleep just isn't enough. "And I didn't have a lot of friends in my world. I had a shit load of acquaintances, but few people I could honestly call a friend."

"Can you please, just stop talking for ten minutes?" She rudely requested.

"Sheesh, what crawled up your ass and died?" He asked in response.

"Oh, I don't know." Twilight began as Ryan prepared himself for the oncoming rant. "Take your pick real quick; Could it be the fact that a crowd of ponies broke down my castle door? No, that can't be it." She added the last part sarcastically.

"Maybe it was the huge party that went on all night or that they completely trashed my home. No, that couldn't be it either." Again, she said sarcastically, "Oh, I've got it! Maybe it's all of those put together, added with the fact that I couldn't get any sleep because of all the noise they were making!"

"Would you lighten the hell up, I didn't get any sleep either." He explained in return. "I'm suffering too, you know."

"Whatever; we're here." Twilight knocked on Fluttershy's cottage door, waiting patiently outside for her to answer. She always found Fluttershy's home to be a very pleasant place. All of the animals would play peacefully with each other and greet most ponies with a smile. That was not the case now, however.

Several of the small critters were gathered up in groups both around and above the small house, staring down at the human standing not even a foot away from Twilight.

"This is starting to get uncomfortable." Ryan commented, unable to take his eyes off of the little fur balls out of fear that he might get swarmed.

First bitch to make a move is getting eaten!

"Would you stop that!" Twilight yelled to the voice, causing Ryan to do a double take on her.

"Excuse you?"

She blushed as she realized her mistake. "I-I uh..."

Nice job, fuckwit. You blew your cover.

"I'm sorry," She said in a slight panic, "but you can't just say things like that and not expect me to react!"

Well excuse me for thinking that you had some self-control. I'm sorry I had faith in you!

"Hold the fuck on...Pause!" Ryan shouted, silencing both Twilight and the voice. "You can hear him; Since when?"

Twilight didn't see any point in lying about it now, she was in too deep. He had already figured it out because of her stupid mistake. "Since a few days ago, right after you met Applejack."

Can I interject?

"Shut up!" The angry couple shouted in unison.

"Why didn't you say anything?" Ryan asked, still sounding pretty pissed off. This was technically a small thing, but it was something very personal to him. He couldn't help but feel angry about her being able to communicate with his mind. As far as he knew, this was some kind of magic thing that she did to be nosy.

Twilight huffed at him. "Yeah, like you would have believed me. 'Oh, Ryan! I forgot to mention this, but your brain started screaming at me to wake you up that night you were having a panic attack in your sleep.' You would have really believed that, wouldn't you?"

"No, but it's the principle!"

Seriously, can I-?

"Zip it!"

You know what; Fuck both of you.

A high pitched ringing noise soon filled both of their ear drums, causing them to clench the sides of their heads in a failed attempt to silence it. The sound could only be compared to one of those apps on your phone where you can play a number of frequencies that only people of a certain age group can hear.

The ringing came to a stop as the door to the cottage opened up, revealing a yellow Pegasus with a bright pink mane. She was dressed in blue jeans and a green turtleneck sweater.

"I'm sorry, I was just about to take a bath when I heard you knock. I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long." Fluttershy said in a hushed tone, quickly taking notice of the pained expression on the couple's faces. "Are you two okay?"

"We're fine." Twilight said as she regained her composure. "Just a bit of..."

"Bullshittery; there's no other way to describe it." Ryan added on, finishing her sentence in what he saw as a more accurate description.

She turned her head and shot him a sour look. "Could you please not use language like that in front of my friends?"

"Excuse me, princess." He began in a mocking tone, knowing that calling her by her title was an easy way to get on her bad side. "But, when a 'Fuck you' is in order, I'm always there to deliver."

You're welcome!

Fluttershy was unsure of how to react to this. What she had heard from Applejack was that everything between them was going fine. So this came as a bit of a shock to her. Was this normal for them? If it was then it probably isn't a good sign.

"Would you like to come in?" She offered, hoping that inviting them in would help ease the ever building tension. "I can make some tea if you'd like."

"Yes, Fluttershy." Twilight said, putting on a smile for her friend. "That sounds lovely."

Dude, we need some God damn caffeine.

"Do you have any coffee, perchance?" Ryan asked in a much calmer tone.

"She said she was making tea!" Twilight snapped, "Stop being so picky!"

"Well, fuck me for asking!" Ryan snapped back; their arguing making Fluttershy cower behind her door some.

After the group took a minute to breath and recuperate they all moved into the pegasus' living room and took a seat on the couch, minus the owner of the house who left the room to get the tea ready. This left Ryan and Twilight sitting alone with a rather large gap between them on the couch.

This is nice.

"In what way has any of this been nice?" Ryan asked in frustration.

Well I don't know about you, but I am enjoying this time we've have together as a family.

"Fuck off."

Eat a dick!

"Wow," Twilight said, quickly earning the humans attention. "it's good to know that you treat yourself just as crappy as you treat others. It's one of the few redeeming qualities that you do have."

"I hope you choke on one of your novels, bookhorse."

Fluttershy came back into the room carrying a small platter with three cups on it. She took her spot in between the couple and handed out the drinks. "Here we go; Tea for me and Twilight, and a hot cup of coffee for you, Ryan."

Oh, hell yeah!

"Thank you, sweetheart." Ryan said as he grabbed the cup and held it to his lips, taking a large drink of the warm liquid. "At least someone here is being civil."

Twilight grabbed her cup in an aggressive fashion as she stared down the human. "Like you have any room to talk."

"Bitch, did I say it was me."

Pretty sure he said it was Futtershy.

She growled at him before leaning back in her seat and taking a sip of her tea. "This is very good, Fluttershy; Thank you. I'm sorry we couldn't come visit on a day where Ryan wasn't being so moody."

"I'm gonna stick my foot so far-"

Easy, killer. You're letting her win.

Fluttershy put on a nervous smile. This situation was becoming more and more uncomfortable by the second. The least she could do was just be nice to both of them. "It's fine, really. I'm just enjoying the company."

"I can understand that." Ryan began, knowing full well that sometimes everyone just needed someone around. "A little change in scenery is nice. Good for the soul."

I just realized something...

"What's that supposed to mean?" Twilight asked, taking his words in a completely different direction. In her mind he was saying that he wanted to leave. Does that mean that he wants to leave her?

Holy shit!

"It means that a little change is nice every now and ag-"

Dude, this girl has a fucking rack!

Ryan was silenced at his mind's words, his head instinctively turning towards the Pegasus while his eyes became locked onto her chest. He was right, they were massive! How did he not notice this earlier?

Twilight's anger was nearing explosive proportions. "Can you NOT stare at my friend's boobs!"

Boobs is an insult to the very realm of these things. Those are fucking T-I-T-T-I-E-S!!!

"Knock it off!" Twilight continued to yell at him.

"Oh, give me a break!" He shouted in response. "Would you climb off of that fucking high horse; I've caught you staring at my package more times than I can count!"

If you can't count past fourteen then that just looks bad on you.

At this point, Fluttershy was at a loss for words. This was not how she expected this day to go. The most she could do for herself was curl up into a ball and hide between her legs with her hands over her head.

With Twilight's mind practically in a blender, she was simply running out of things to say. The only thing she would be able to resort to would be insults on his appearance. This wasn't something she normally did, but at this very moment it was fair game. "In your dreams, your furless freak!"

Ryan knew this game well, and knew he could beat her at it if he so chose, but then it would end faster. Where's the fun in that? "You wish I dreamed about you, egghead!"

"At least I'm smart enough to know how to handle myself in a situation, you just jump to the first thing that comes to mind, which usually ends in you looking like an idiot!"

"Yes, the woman who was too stupid to find a boyfriend so cheats and uses a spell is calling me the idiot. At least I can go out and find a girlfriend on my own!"

"Coming from Mister Twenty-eight ex's himself! Have you ever been in a successful relationship?"

"At least I can get into one. I have a fucking fan base of girls who would literally fight, tooth and nail, for me! What have you got?"

"Enough sense to stay away from psychopaths like you!"

Trigger Word. Trigger Word! That the fucking TRIGGER WORD!!!

Ryan kicked the table in front of them, sending it spiraling across the room as he rose from his seat and leaned over Twilight, getting right into her face. "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO!!??"

Twilight became frozen with fear. When it came to words, her and Ryan could probably go at it all day. This was different though, she was no fighter, and it looked like that's what he was aiming for.

"ENOUGH!!!" Came a somewhat high pitched voice from right beside the fighting couple.

Fluttershy was standing beside them with a look that could make stallions weep in her presence. "You two have done nothing but fight all day. Is that how a couple is supposed to act?"

One of them was about to speak up, but was cut off as the Pegasus continued to unload on them. "No, it's not! A couple is supposed to love and cherish each other, they're also supposed to talk out their problems to avoid situations like this. But, you two just keep fighting and adding more fuel to the fire. Well not anymore!"

She leaned up closer to both of them, grabbing each one by the collar of their shirt. "Now you two are gonna go home and work this out like a two normal and civilized ponies, is that clear?" Her response came in silence, "Is that clear!?"

"Yes, Fluttershy!" Twilight shouted, her horn starting to glow as she readied her teleportation spell.

"Crystal!" Ryan shouted just before they vanished with a flash of light, leaving nothing but a messy room in their wake.

Fluttershy took a breath and turned her head over to the carnage that had followed Ryan and Twilight.

"Oh my, what a mess." She said before several types of animals practically cascaded into the house, many going over to clean up and move the table back to its rightful place. Fluttershy let out a light giggle. "Thank you, friends. You're always so helpful."

With a bright flash Ryan and Twilight found themselves falling onto the castle floor with light thuds to accompany their impact. The mare landed uncomfortably on her back, while the human landed painfully on his head.

Not gonna lie, I felt that one...owie

Ryan pulled himself back together and pushed himself up into a sitting position to find Twilight doing the same with a pained expression on her face. "So is it just me, or did that one go from cute to terrifying in less than a fraction of a second?"

Twilight rubbed her wings, those having took most of the impact from the fall. "So now she's cute, huh?"

"Oh my God, you are such a woman..."

"Pardon me for having feelings and being upset from you ogling my friend!" She yelled, still tending to her wing.

"Let it go, horsefly!"

Her eyes widened at his remark. "Do you have any idea how racist that is!?"

"Correction, smartass." He snapped, "I'm not a God damn mutated horse. That, in turn, makes it specist."

Twilight got up on to her knees and moved closer to Ryan. "Look who's calling whom mutated, you hairless ape!"

Ryan repeated what she had done, positioning himself just in front of her. "Why don't you just fuck off, devil bitch!"

"Gross abomination!"

"Ugly cunt!"

There was a brief stare down before they both launched at each other, knocking themselves back down onto the ground in the most aggressive make out session known to pony/mankind. The air around them was hot, whether that was from the intensity of the argument or the mere fact that their arousals were working against them is currently unknown.

Twilight pinned him down, still locked in their oral assault on each other as her horn lit up, working its magic on Ryan's clothing. His shirt was yanked from his body and fumbling around with his belt.

To save her some time he grabbed the thick leather strap and gave it a hard tug, snapping the metal that held it in place and letting it fall off to his sides. His hands soon found themselves upon collar, pulling at it with a loud rip as he tore it down the middle. The now useless piece of cloth was then tossed to the side, completely forgotten by them.

Twilight's body was yearning for more, her lower half grinding against his crotch to show just how much it wanted him. His body responded in kind as a very stiff appendage started working itself through the crevices of his pants.

Ryan couldn't hold it back anymore. Before he left his world it had been nearly half a year since he had even touched a woman, so he wasn't going to settle with four play bullshit. And, judging from the moisture building up on his jeans, neither was she. Out of his love for boobs, he reached up and tore her bra off, revealing those perky C-cup orbs she had kept hidden from him.

With that part of him being satisfied, he grabbed onto Twilight's shoulders and flipped her over on to her back. He was now in control and ready to take full advantage of that. He broke the kiss to look down at her face; she always looked so cute when she blushed, especially like this. Nearly her entire face was deep red, her eyes full of lust and begging him to continue.

He was more than happy to oblige, removing one of his hands from her to pull his pants down so they were below his waist; Then moving on to do the same with her, but making sure to remove them completely.

No foreplay! No teasing! Just get to it already!

In an instant Ryan buried his cock into Twilight's aching cunt. He could swear that he was feeling her pulse with how her tight caverns vibrated around him. He lowered himself back down, continuing their make out session from earlier as he started humping in and out of her with enough force to shatter glass.

Don't ask how we know that, please!

The voice was completely drowned out by the mixed sounds of Ryan's grunts and Twilight's moans. Him breaking the kiss again as he picked up more momentum, making her squeal and scream his name.

Much to Twilight's surprise, Ryan suddenly stopped and pulled out of her. She looked up at him with pleading eyes, eyes that quickly moved to confusion when her body was flipped so her face was to the ground. The lower half of her body was raised by one of Ryan's strong arms and she soon felt the euphoric feeling of Ryan's dick plunging back into her.

"Sorry about that, Sweetheart." He whispered into her ear, "I just really love this position. There's just so much more you can do."

Ryan wrapped an arm around her neck, putting her in some sort of chokehold as he pulled her up so she was sitting on her knees. His grip on her tightened as he started thrusting again. It was enough to make it hard to breath, but not to straight up strangle her.

This was new, scary even, but something about it was exciting to her. The pleasurable intensity of it went beyond how she had felt when he fingered her in his sleep. She wanted to say something, but it only managed to come out as a whisper. "Harder..."

~She wants the kinky stuff!

She likes it hard and rough,

Another kind of love.

My little freak bitch!

She's really in to pain,

I'm really glad she came

into my world and I need

My little freak bitch!

He smiled at her. Part of him knew that there was a freak in there somewhere. He just needed to awaken her.

"As you wish." He says to her, lowering his head down to her neck and giving it a long lick up to her ear. He pulls back some and chomps down on her neck, his teeth digging through her fur and just barely breaking skin. His thrusts became much more powerful, focusing less on speed and more on the impact.

Twilight screamed, the mixture of pleasure and pain was becoming too much for her to handle. She could already feel the final stages approaching. "Yes...Yes! Make me cum, Ryan! Please, make me cum!"

Ryan and Twilight's climatic screams echoed throughout the halls of the castle and into all of the rooms. Which isn't relevant because the focus is on the main room where the human was finishing off his alicorn girlfriend while a small purple dragon remained quiet and hidden beneath a nearby table.

Their sudden arrival had startled him so, naturally, he took refuge. Their arguing was enough to scare him into staying in place, then this happened. Now there he sits, his face buried deep into his palms. The only visible part of him being a pair of nightmarishly bloodshot eyes.

Author's Note

I can't remember if I used the horsefly thing already or not...regardless, he did it and then they fucked. True signs of a perfectly healthy relationship in the works. Wouldn't you agree?

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