Warning, the following parody contains coarse language not suitable for younger audiences, reader discretion is advised

The following story is based of the infamous "Big Bill Hell's cars" commercial that was made as a parody of car dealership commercials for some TV station, this parody is not meant to bash bronies or BronyCon itself, and is just some humor poking fun at the lives of bronies.

I know it's not really a fanfic, but the idea was too funny for me to ignore, plus BronyCon and this faux car dealership both happen to be in Baltimore, Maryland.