*deep narrator voice*
He's bad...
”He shot everyone in the house that day. But he apologized first.”

He's dark...
"’I prefer the color black. Or really, really, REALLY dark grey. And sometimes negative white.’"

He's random...
"’Please... be a six-piece nugget,’ James strained before tossing the dice onto the table and passing out."

He's unstoppable...
”James’s brother looked sadly at his brother's motionless body on the ground, ‘There's no way he could've survived a fall from an airplane that high.’
James shot up like he had an energy drink. ‘Wooh! Let's do that again!’”

He's... Original.
"’I smoked Centipede on Atari for thirteen. Hours. Straight! Take THAT!’ James pointed in triumph.
‘DAMN IT JAMES! How the hell does that even work!?’ his friend threw the game controller in outrage.
‘Heh. There’s no stopping The Third,’ James adjusted the sunglasses that weren’t on his face mere seconds ago.”

Mr. Original.
(Strong Language) Rated T for "Terrible"

*presses the Create Story button*
Worst. Trailer. Ever. v_v

*shoots self in the head*