Everything Seems to Revolve Around Equestria! (Parts 1 and 2 of the PVZBrony Saga)
Chapter 36: The Animatronic Age Incident (Ben’s POV)
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I’m on security duty at the Hotel Sorbetion. Suddenly, the security feeds on the cameras at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza go out! I quickly radio Dash. “Dash, I need you at the security monitors. Something’s come up at Freddy’s.”, I explain.
“You sure that you aren’t sneaking off to have some pizza?”, Dash asks me.
“Dash, this is serious! The camera feeds have gone offline! Something bad must have happened!”, I explode.
“Okay, okay... Yeesh, I’m coming!”, Dash says. As soon as she gets here, I enter the elevator and take it to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. Right away, I notice something wrong: the animatronics aren’t on the show stage.
“Ben! Thank Celestia that you’re here!”, Starlight cries.
“Let’s cut the chitchat. Where the hell did Freddy and the others go?”, I growl.
“I was doing some magic tricks for the animatronics. When I tried to perform an age spell, I misfired. It bounced around and hit all the animatronics!”, Starlight explains.
“Starlight, I swear on all things holy to bronies, if you mess up ONE MORE GODDAMN AGE SPELL, I’ll make you regret that you ever learned magic.”, I threaten her.
“Ben, don't yell at her! It was mostly my fault! I tripped on a loose tile and ran into Starlight. That’s how the spell misfired.”, Ethan defends Starlight.
“They all ran off! Why does this ALWAYS happen when an age spell goes wrong?”, I rage.
“I’m still here.”, I hear a tiny voice say.
“Who said that!!”, I yelp.
“Ben, look at your leg.”, Ethan says. I look down and find a baby Mangle. I smile.
“She’s adorable!”, I say.
“The age spell didn’t affect us!”, I hear a voice say. I turn around and see Golden Freddy and Springtrap, all shiny and new-looking.
“I think we’re like this because we’re the oldest animatronics!”, Golden Freddy explains.
“We still need someone experienced with babies.”, Ethan says. I pull out my phone and text Pinkie:
“Come to Freddy’s for a party!”. Two seconds later, Pinkie bursts through the window.
“I got your message! Where’s the party?”, Pinkie asked.
“Yeah... about that... I lied. We need your superior babysitting skills. And that broken window will be 85 dollars to replace.”, I sheepishly explain.
“Oh. Then why did you tell me that there was a party?”, Pinkie asks confusedly.
“Because that was the fastest way to get you here.”, I respond. “Wait a second... where’s that bass music coming from?”, Ethan asks.
“Fillies and gentlecolts, boys and girls of all ages, the great DJ-PON3 is on the stage!”, I hear a voice say.
“Vinyl!”, Ethan gasps.
“I hear the puppet crying. I got him some headphones!”, Vinyl says, then brings us the baby Puppet.
“Why are you here?”, I ask Vinyl.
“Musicians like to arrive a little bit early for concerts. Plus, PVZBrony hired me for musical assistance.”, Vinyl explains. We catch all of the baby animatronics and reverse the age spell.
Author's Note
Soon enough, we'll set sail for Turvala, the land of the furries!!!
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