Everything Seems to Revolve Around Equestria! (Parts 1 and 2 of the PVZBrony Saga)

We’ve been partying all night long. But the party can’t last forever. PVZBrony gathers us all around the show stage for some announcements. “First off, before I give Derpy her final birthday present, I would like to make a great big announcement. Discord, come up on stage.”, PVZBrony says. There are some murmurs while Discord floats on up to the stage.

“Wait a second! I thought you and Discord were mortal enemies!”, Jakob says.

“Jakob, my dear dragon friend, that was in the past! We’ve found out that we have a lot in common, and we’re working together on this project!”, Discord tells Jakob.

“I would like to announce that me and Discord have decided to create a company... DISCORDED GAMES!”, PVZBrony shouts.

“We will be in charge of the distribution of the greatest games across the multiverse!”, Discord cheers.

“But enough about that for now. Derpy, it is time. I grant you a magic birthday wish.”, PVZBrony says.

After a long silence, PVZBrony asks, “What are you going to wish for, my love? I haven’t got all day.”.

“To be honest... I don’t really feel like I need any birthday wishes granted.”, Derpy confesses. There are a bunch of gasps from the audience.

“Derpy, you’ve been granted a magic birthday wish! You can’t let that go to waste!!”, I cry out.

“I don’t want it wasted, and I want to make people happy... so I’m going to give this to... Foxy!!”, Derpy says. Tears come to Foxy’s eyes.

“R-really? You’d give ol’ Foxy somethin’ this big?”, Foxy asks in amazement. Derpy nods her head.

“I wish... t’at we could all go on a great big pirate adventure together.”, Foxy says.

“Your wish is my command! Also, I have to leave! Bye!”, PVZBrony replies to Foxy.

“Hey! Wait-” I begin to say before everyone is blinded by a flash of light.