Emily's Mind

EMILY'S MIND

EPISODE 6

You know I just realized that Discord never told me what he was wanting to say to me. We must've been caught in so much talking that he must've forgotten. Ah well, what can ya do. Whoa, now that school defiantly looks like something out of the 1900's. I mean just look at it! Red, a bell, one room from the looks of things, this is so 1900's it's not even funny! I'd say 1900's or 1930's. Somewhere around there. Maybe earlier I don't really know. I looked around to see different foals, even Diamond hanging out with a grey filly. Wonder what she's saying. Suddenly I heard the bell. Whoa, no time to chit chat gotta go inside! I quickly looked through my back pack to make sure everything was there and sure enough Pipe Wrench, Beretta M9, and its ammo was there. Okay enough standing around time to go inside.

Okay I'm inside and everyone is staring at me. Not exactly a good first impression. Oh hey it's Diamond!

"Hey sis!" I called out to her

She just growled and slammed her head into her desk which made me giggle.

"Excuse me, are you new?" I heard a new voice

"Yeah. So?" I asked turning around

If this was an anime I would be nose bleeding right now. Because I was now staring at a fine looking pair of boobs, I'll be it covered up by clothing. I then took a step back to get a better look at, what I assumed to be, the teacher had a Moderate cerise type of fur color, her mane and tail was Pale, light grayish rose with with light ceriseish gray stripes, her eye color was that of a Grayish harlequin while her fingernails were painted like her mane stripes. Her outfit was that of a rolled up long sleeved button up white shirt with a brown sweater vest over it. Her dress was that of long green one with a flower pattern on it, while on her legs she wore brown stockings and 4.5 inch black high heels. She was dressed like a teacher alright. Damn my female teacher fetish.

"Oh-oh my goodness. You're that human aren't you!" She said in surprise

"Yeah, so? And how do you even know about me already?" I asked

"You were spotted by quiet a few ponies and word spreads quickly around this small town." She explained

SMALL TOWN MY ASS! TRYING TO GET FROM THE ORPHANAGE TO SPOILED'S HOUSE NEARLY KILLED ME!

"I also heard you were adopted by Spoiled Rich judging from the tiara on your head."

"Indeed."

I heard whispers among the students. Oh great, what did I do now?!

"You know it's rather quiet convenient that you've appeared." She said before going over to the chalkboard

A chalkboard? Really? I'm not even gonna ask. Actually I am! Just what is this world's technology level?! Can I not get a simple answer?! Let me guess though, I'm never gonna get a straight answer to that question am I? Wait, did she just say it was convenient that I appeared?

"Convenient? What do you mean convenient?" I asked

"Today's lesson is continuing to look at ancient Human Mythology!" She said

There was collective groans from the students. They apparently didn't like that. But I do.

"Oh sweet Celestia where are my manners today!? I'm sorry Miss-"

"Summers. Emily Summers."

"I'm sorry Ms. Emily Summers, but I've just been so busy lately, combined with-"

I raised my hand and she stopped talking.

"Teach-"

"Ms. Cheerilee-"

"Cheerilee. Just zip it. I can understand. Just get on with the lesson. If you want, I can stay up here and tell you if that myth is true or not." I said

Cheerilee just nodded.

"There we go." I said, "Now onto the lesson shall we?"

"Yes. Lets." Cheerilee said now sweating

She acts like she's never seen a human before. Oh wait...

"Anyways, can anypony tell the class and Ms. Summers what the last Human Myth was?"

Sis raised her hand. Whoa, where did that come from?!

"Yes Diamond Tiara?"

"Humans were the inventors of today's modern teleportation." She said

"Now we didn't!" I said loudly, "Teleportation was a far cry before I vanished. It was all just Science-Fiction, totally fake, and nothing more because the government was always wasting their tax return dollars on useless shit rather than advancing our technology or trying to advance our relations with other nations."

There was a cry of sadness among the kids.

"Tell me about it." I said

"Well kids, today's mythology is why we like what we are." Cheerilee said, "Basically why are built like this."

Humans were what gave birth to these anthros? I can dig it.

"Summers, do you mind answering these foals questions if they have any after the lesson?"

"Just as long as it doesn't involve penises, the plague, or the president of Azerbaijan." I said

"Anyway." Cheerilee began, "It is a commonly believed myth among ponies that our biology came from humans. We have hands and feet just like Ms. Summers and vice versa."

It's creepy to me. Ad it always will be creepy.

"From ancient artifacts gathered overtime, scientist and philosophers have concluded that somewhere in the past, a nuclear radiation explosion wiped out all the humans."

Makes sense. Ever since the United States learned that Cuba was holding nuclear warheads from Russia there was always the threat of a nuclear war. Looks like it finally happened.

"It is said that those humans that did survive the explosion, never knew of the nuclear radiation's unforeseen mutations afterwords. It is said that they mutated and became just like us. Some killed themselves out of fear, others went into hiding, while others changed their names and started new lives."

I'm starting to get a very Fallout right now. Also, man, some people killed themselves after mutating? Damn I and I thought I had appearance issues. I mean, I almost go crazy if my hair isn't exactly like I want it to be, that's why I usually like to cut my own hair, but damn I mean that's overdoing it a little don't ya think? I mean at least try to adjust to your new body before flying off the handle like that.

"Ms. Cheerilee, I have a question." I said

"Yes, Ms. Summers?" Cheerilee asked

"How exactly did they find the remains of a human? I mean I know archaeology is the obvious answer, but just HOW? I know humans are all suppost to be myths and these myths are suppost to help explain why some of the stuff you have right now exists, but if a nuclear explosion did go off, I'm pretty sure human remains would not exactly be around. From what I know, nuclear bombs are suppost to destroy any type of living organism within it's explosion range and everything be it bones or wood is living matter. Logically there's no way a nuclear explosion caused all of you to exists. But even if a nuclear explosion did happen and a human skeleton SOMEHOW managed to survive, scientifically, everyone on the planet wouldn't mutate into anthropomorphic ponies, but get all kinds of random mutations or just get obliterated from the explosion itself. Obviously the only way I can see how a human skeleton was found is that humans went extinct somehow and ponies along with some other types of animals evolved an turned into anthropomorphic animals with some of them breeding or fusing, somehow, to make once mythical creatures a reality."

I think I might be taking too many science classes. Are they wide eyed and jaw dropped yet? Eeyup, they're wide eyed jaw dropped. Fantastic, Emily, you blew the minds of your classmates once again! Jesus tap dancing Christ can I go ONE DAY without something like that happening to me?!

"I was a high school Junior before I arrived in Equestria." I explained

At this rate I might as well just be in a hazard suit and called Emily Freeman. Now if only I had a crowbar...

"Uh, can you please stop staring at me now it's kind of creepy." I said

They were suddenly pointing behind me.

"What? There's something behind me?" I asked

They nodded. What? What could be behind me that made them like this? Well I'll just turn around and-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! "

I jumped back in surprise hitting my head on Cheerilee's desk.

"MOTHER F- MEDIC!" I shouted holding my head

I looked back at the entrance way to see Discord/DMan- OH MOTHER OF GOD MY HEAD HURTS! Okay, I need a quick lie down!