Author's Note

I have no excuse for the long pause in chapters so... sorry. I'll try and get the next one done within the next week. tell then enjoy this chapter and leave a comment to help this story become better

Stoners

"...Ok, what the fuck just happened?" I asked still processing the events of the last chapter. Wait, the last chapter? Where did that come from? "...and now I'm losing it! Just perfect. Just what I needed! hello mother, father this is your son on mary-ja-wanna and I got high af before I fell down and became a stoner! You would be fucking proud!" I ranted into the nothingness that comes with being a statue. As I ~~pouted~~ became Batman, I failed to notice that there was some color next to me.

"Well if you wanted to come off as the new spirit of chaos then you did wonderfully!" said a voice too cheerful for my current mood. looking toward it I see Princess Luna?... well this wasn't part of the script.

"Would it be rude to say I was expecting someone else?" I asked trying not to anger the beautiful mare next to me. She just laughed.

"Only if you were thinking of the sun and praising it...though what are you? I'm afraid I never met something like you." She tilted her head making a part of her flowing mane to go in front of her face, it was adorable. After regaining my thoughts from the display I decided to make a bad joke.

"Praise the sun? Pssh that's so 2013. I praise the moon and all the glory it brings." While getting on my knees I said "PRAISE THE MOON! FOR THEY HAVE SUGER COOKIES!" Luna gasps.

"How did you know that? I have told no one about them." She said with a suspicious frown. I was about to respond when she burst out laughing, I join in soon after.

"Haha...ah~ A good laugh in the night is always enjoyable but on to the question you asked me." I stood up then made a small bow. "The name's Jacob D. Falcon, or Falcon if you prefer." I straightened up my clothes "And I'm a human being. You won't have any recollection to my kind because they are not on this planet, or dimension for that matter." I bring my hands up for the dramatic reveal. "I come in peace and with High Stone expectations."

She stares blankly at me. "You're joking, right?" I shake my head. "To be perfectly honest being a chaos spirit would make more sense then what you say is the truth." I shrug and sit down as a chair appears under me.

"While that may be true, I don't like lies so I prefer not to make them. also I'm not chaos incarnate I literally just came down from a position of balance." I finished with a smirk. "or in other words, I tripped and fell down causing an improbable chain reaction that caused a hilarious chain of events that ended with me becoming a statue." I made a cat out of some mist and pretended to pet it. "So tell Discord to take his job back because I want to come down soon."