Blobskin's Macro/Micro Flash Fics

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It was an impossible question to answer and Twilight couldn't help him, she had already refused to make a decision. But Anon couldn't do the same because he was small and they were big.

"Well, Anon? Whose ass is better?" Rainbow growled.

"And don't ya try and lie ta us neither," Applejack added.

Presented to Anon were a pair of moons. A blue one and an orange one. Two gargantuan asses that dominated his sky. He swallowed. Pulled on his collar. Wiped the sweat from his brow. Anything to buy time.

Anon had to think VERY carefully about this.

Applejack's ass was bulging with muscle. Hard and defined.

Rainbow's ass was fluffy with fur. Smooth and aerodynamic.

No, he couldn't pick one over the other. They were both great in their own special way!

"Uhm, they're both... nice?" Anon chuckled nervously.

"Oh no you don't!" Rainbow shouted, thrusting her rear against the table and knocking him over. Her massive posterior lumbered over him dangerously. "Mine is better!"

"Ah don't think so," Applejack protested, knocking Rainbow aside and pressing her own ass up against the edge of the table. "One of 'em has got ta be bet'r Anon. Come on and say it, it's mine!"

Anon mentally screamed. This was a royal mess. What happened if he picked the wrong ass? What would the loser do to him? Wait a minute. That was it! Maybe he should pick based on the outcome instead of his actual opinion and totally ignore Applejack's warning about lying.

She was the Element of Honesty, not a lie detector.

Whoever lost would probably be angry and crush him with said losing ass. Just to prove he chose wrong. So the loser should be the ass that posed the least danger.

But Anon's hand froze just before it could give "The Best Ass" award to Applejack. What if the winner decided to reward him?

Rainbow loved having her ego stroked and there was little doubt she'd give him something for picking her flank. And then there was Applejack who had really come to like him and his desire to be useful despite his miniature size.

Oh no, now a friendship could be on the line!

He grit his teeth, arm going limp. Anon was going to have a heart attack at this rate. What should he do? Whose ass should he pick? Earth pony or pegasus?!

Then, like a revelation from heaven, his darting eyes found an escape.

"Hurry up, Anon," Rainbow snorted.

"TWILIGHT HAS THE BEST ASS!!"

"What?!" everypony gaped.

Twilight's face lit up bright red. Her tail tucked between her legs. Her eyes grew as large as dinner plates. Applejack and Rainbow blinked in shocked silence for several moments.

"Twilight has the best ass!" Anon shouted again, crossing his arms confidently.

Yep. Nopony could hope to compete with the magically enhanced ass of an alicorn princess.