Blobskin's Macro/Micro Flash Fics

by Blobskin

Asteroid Waifu (macro, cute)

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Version: 1.01


"You're coming to visit me?" a female voice scratched through the mic.

"Yup!" Anon quipped.

"How? You do realize I'm in orbit, right? You can't just walk out to me."

"Seriously Star? NASA has been wanting to send a mission to you ever since you got stuck."

Star didn't reply for a few seconds, but when she did, her words poured out faster and higher pitched. "I am NOT stuck. I'm just enjoying the view. Earth is a beautiful planet after all."

Anon chuckled. "Regardless Miss Capable, NASA couldn't tell your boyfriend no. So I'm on my way. Though I will have to take some measurements and stuff. All part of the training I've been telling you about."

"Boyfriend? You mean... you think... you want to be... oh Anon, I'd love to go on a date with you!"

Anon shook his head with a silly smile on his face. Star could be a little slow sometimes. "I'll be there in an hour or so. See you soon, babe."

With that, astronaut Anon clicked off his mic and proceeded to flip switches and turn dials. Within minutes he was rocketing high into the atmosphere. Above the puny continent he called home. Above the cotton fluffy clouds that constantly blocked his view of the sunset. Above everything except his massive marefriend.

Shooting Star was a pony. And an asteroid. And, as of 2 years ago, Earth's newest satellite. At almost 10 km long and roughly 8 km tall, Star was a gentle gray mare with a mane of long straight icicles. Her eyes were green islands that carefully scanned the depths of space for Anon's rocket. Once she saw the little bug of a craft her face lit up with a bright smile and her ears perked. She waved one of her huge legs excitedly, as if trying to grab his attention.

As Anon raised his hand to click on the radio again he began to wonder. She doesn't have a radio... so how have I been talking to her?

Foolish Anon, don't question the powers of giant mares from outer space.

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