Blobskin's Macro/Micro Flash Fics

by Blobskin

Alcohol + Lyra = Mass Destruction (micro, city crush)

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Version: 1.01


Lyra groaned, pressing a hoof to her aching head. "What happened last night?" she mumbled.

Suddenly, Bon-Bon burst through the wooden door of their living room and trotted in. She then proceeded to glare at her. However, Lyra's migraine prevented her from noticing the glare.

"Morning Bon. Ugh, where am I?"

The mare's eyes hardened even further at the unicorn as she continued to lounge on the couch. "Home. You and Berry had a party last night over on Earth."

"Oh yeah!" Lyra grinned at the memories. "Those humans sure know how to have a good time."

Bon growled. "You passed out on top of Detroit!"

Lyra stared in horror at the other pony. "I did? Oops."

"Oops is right. Look at this ticket we have to pay!"

Lyra went cross-eyed as Bon-Bon pushed a piece of paper against her muzzle. "That is a lot of bits," Lyra mumbled. "But if I demolished a whole city, why am I getting off with just a ticket?"

Bon-Bon deadpanned. "You smashed DETROIT. Not like it was a major loss."

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