Blobskin's Macro/Micro Flash Fics

Version: 1.01

"Why do you refuse to bow, Anon?"

The meager human turned to the gold clad soldier with a look of shock.

"You want me... to bow? To that?" he asked, gesturing to a statue of Celestia's bubbly rear. Complete with her solar cutie mark.

The white stallion scowled. "Why not? It is a wondrous gift."

Anon blinked. "You worship Celestia's ass?"

"That's PRINCESS Celestia's ass!" the guard barked.

"No! That's stupid"

All the ponies around him whose faces were pressed to the ground gasped. "Heresy!" somepony cried.

"Now now everypony," a calm unicorn in a brown monk's garb spoke as he trotted onto the scene. "Mr. Anon hasn't yet experienced the greatness of Celestia's flank. Surely he will convert if we merely allow him to feel it."

"But, High Priest, would Her Grace really allow a nonbeliever such an honor?"

"I am not touching any horse's smelly backside," Anon stated defiantly with his arms crossed.

"If it means saving his soul, I cannot imagine Princess Celestia refusing."

"This is ridiculous! I am out of here--hey!"

Against his will, the mob seized his arms and had already dragged him halfway to the castle.

"Mark my words, I will NEVER CONVERT!!"