Blobskin's Macro/Micro Flash Fics

Version: 1.01

"I hereby offer you this one and only chance for unconditional surrender."

Celestia blinked. "Are... are you serious about this?"

"Of course, worthless pony scum!" General Anon spat. "Your kind were made to be our slaves."

Celestia raised a brow. "I would greatly appreciate it if you were more polite."

"I see no reason to honor your request."

"You're only an inch tall..."

"Watch your mouth. I have a sword with your name on it."

Celestia sighed. "Go home Anon, this is pointless."

"HA! I smell fear in your pleas for mercy."

"My 'pleas' are for you and your people's sake, not mine. I doubt Equestria would lose a single soldier in a war with humanity."

"Grr, you asked for it! I will not stand by and let my men be insulted!" Anon charged Celestia's fuzzy chest while uttering a ferocious battle cry.

For the next several minutes he hacked away, but his feeble blade proved ineffective against Celestia's thick fur.

"You are free to return home at anytime," Celestia offered.

"Not until you have been slain, beast!"

Celestia took a long sip of her tea.

Today was going to be a long day.