Blobskin's Macro/Micro Flash Fics

Version: 1.01

The Anons had long since forgotten what it was like to live in a cage. Probably because they loved the cage so much. It was safe. Predictable. The ultimate man cave.

Then, one day, they were reminded of the cage. Reminded why they never left.

There was a great flash of white and a massive crackle that split the air. Like lightning on steroids. Then, appearing over the top of the 50 meter wall, SHE appeared.

The gleaming head of the pony princess, pristine fur glimmering in the sun.

Celestia the Bringer of Friendly Death.

Ears and windows quaked as her booming voice rung across the cityscape. "Have you made any friends today?"

No Anon dared to move. Terror held them all in place. Celestia frowned.

"That's no good. Don't worry though, I know what the problem is."

The walls of the city vibrated as one section suddenly exploded. Stones were thrown 100 meters and a dust cloud rose from the breach. A massive golden clad hoof quickly retreated back through the hole to the outside world. Celestia smiled.

"Now you can make all kinds of new friends!"

As Anons screamed and ran, one peered into the fog that temporarily obscured the gap. The shadows of giant equines slowly waddling forward would forever scar his retinas.

"The ponies are coming," he whispered with horror.

That was a day no Anon would ever forget.

***que epic theme song***