Zugzwang has a reputation in the criminal world for being cold and heartless, and for calculating his every crime to perfection. All qualities that Honey Words finds irresistible. Unfortunately for her, Zugzwang has no time for love; he's too fixated on his rivalry with the genius detective and combat expert, Phillip Finder.

So Honey does what any girl would do: she locks Phillip Finder in a deathtrap and leaves Zugzwang clues to find him with. Are either of them amused? No. Will they play along anyway? Well, there's not many other choices...

Set in the Phillip Finder universe by PonyJosiah13, before Phillip moves to Ponyville.