Handsome Sparkle

by Official Blue Skye

Chapter 3: Collapse

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   Handsome Sparkle took the hologram projector and rapidly smashed it into her head ten times, creating a visible bruise.

"I swear to fucking god these ponies make me want to gouge my eyes out"

Handsome Sparkle signaled to her security guard, Robert.

"Robert, get me a spoon"

"Handsome Sparkle, please don't do this to me," begged Robert.

"I THINK YOUR EARS ARE PLUGGED ROBERT, GET ME A SPOON SO I CAN GOUGE YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT!"

   Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash had taken the Mane 5 and Sci-Twi away from Handsome Sparkle while she was talking to the hologram.

"So, um, I'm guessing Handsome Sparkle is not very happy right now," said Rainbow Dash.

"I can 100% guarantee you she is gouging somepony's eyes out," said Sci-Twi, who knew what an angry Handsome Sparkle looked like.

They reached the conference room, where Rainbow Dash fell from the vent.

"So, you took everypony in the meeting out?" asked Sci-Twi to Rainbow Dash.

"These guns have automated targeting systems, wasn't hard"

"Well, they took ours when we were captured, so you lead the way Rainbow Dash," said Sci-Twi.

   Rainbow Dash boosted everypony up to the vent until she went up herself.

The vents were clearly damaged as seen before, but now... there is no ground below them.

"Okay, only 5 minutes, then we will be in the Burj Sparkle," assured Sci-Twi.

They crawled for 3 minutes until a sound was heard.

"What was that?"

"The vents are close to breaking, move slower," said Sci-Twi.

A minute passed, where sounds kept indicating that a break might occur

30 seconds left now before they reach the Burj Sparkle.

Now they need 5 seconds.

One last booming sound occurs.

However, they make it to the Burj Sparkle.

   "Phew, thank Celestia that's over," said Pinkie Pie.

Sci-Twi may have escaped the vent, but there's something else she didn't mention.

Sci-Twi sees the vent they just crawled out of collapse, detaching the Burj Sparkle from The Ponyville Mall.

Sci-Twi's purple ears fold behind her head, and her pupils shrink, everypony looks at her with a confused impression.

"What's wrong, yeah the vent collapsed, but we made it out!" assured Rainbow Dash.

Sci-Twi begins to slowly speak in a faint, high-pitched voice.

"So, um, I may have... forgot to mention a tiny detail, hehe," said a nervous sounding Sci-Twi.

"What exactly would be this 'tiny detail'?" asked Applejack.

"Well, architecture 800 years from your time is a little... different"

"What do you mean?" Rainbow Dash was getting nervous.

"We're kind of... hmm, what's the word... oh right, we're fucked"

   "The architecture of the Burj is is a bit, strange," said Sci-Twi

"Okay, how exactly is it strange?" asked Applejack.

"Well, um, the building is detached from The Ponyville Mall, and it kind of keeps it together, so, um... the Burj Sparkle is going to collapse," said a nervous Sci-Twi.

"Well, what the fuck are you waiting for! Get to the fucking shitty dumbass portal you dragged me here to find!" said Fluttershy, who had had enough.

Everypony looked at Fluttershy with a shocked and disturbed look.

"Oh... Um... I didn't mean to, I'm sorry for shouting,"

"Well, you weren't wrong Fluttershy, we've got to get to the portal right now!" said Sci-Twi.

   Meanwhile, Handsome Sparkle has removed the eyes of every security guard who hasn't found them yet.

"This is fucking useless, I mean, it's fun to remove eyes with spoons, but those fuckers are wasting my time, I've just gotta get the Warrior and then I can finally relax," Handsome Sparkle was in The Ponyville Mall, looking at the Burj Sparkle, thinking about the power she might aquire.

Then she saw nothing was connecting it to The Ponyville Mall.

Handsome Sparkle blinked rapidly because she thought she was seeing things, but she couldn't find any vents connecting The Ponyville Mall to the Burj Sparkle.

She went directly to the colt who designed the building.

The colt was chatting to his friend while eating lunch, when Handsome Sparkle bust in the room.

"Which... one of you fucks... designed the building"

   One of the colts raised his hoof nervously.

"Oh, you did, ok," Handsome rapidly walked towards him.

"Um, Handsome, what seems to be the---" Before the colt finishes talking, he feels a pull on his cheek.

"You listen very closely... okay sugartits? I'm going to do something very unpleasant to you right now, I'm just gonna pull both sides of your cheek until your face rips open, it's going to be fast... painful... and then I'm gonna find your 6-year old son, I'm gonna put him in my knife chair, and I'm going to then kill your wife, your cousins, AND THEN I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR DICK OFF, AND MAKE SURE EVERYPONY IN THIS ROOM GETS STRANGELD WITH IT!"

When Handsome finished the scentence, she pulled on both sides of his face until his skin was ripped off.

"Now, somepony is going to take me to the Burj Sparkle, right now before it collapses... DO I MAKE MYSELF EXTRA FUCKING CRYSTAL CLEAR!"

"Y-Y-Yes Miss Sparkle"

   Rainbow Dash and the rest were close to the portal, but the building is having trouble without the help of The Ponyville Mall.

"So where is this portal?" asked Applejack

"It's on the 49th floor of the building, but we can't take the elevator," said Sci-Twi.

They're currently on the 4th floor, it's going to be a race against time and Handsome Sparkle, especially on stairs.

They looked around for a fire exit until they saw a green sign with a white pony entering a open door, that was the staircase.

"Okay, let's go!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash.

The staircase had glass covering the walls, so anypony could see how high they were going.

Then a green helicopter shot up past them, which they all immediately noticed.

"They're going to make it to the portal, we can't let them get a head start on us in the next universe!" said Rainbow Dash.

"That's if we make it to the next universe!" shot back Sci-Twi.

   They only needed to go up 3 more floors, but the building is having serious trouble.

"Okay, there's the door to the 49th floor, I'll open it for---" Rainbow Dash was about to open the door when a chunk of the staircase she was standing on fell.

Rainbow Dash was safe, but now the problem is that most of the others couldn't reach the door.

"What do we do!" asked Pinkie Pie.

They heard a rumble before them, the whole staircase was about to fall.

"Jump, Pinkie!" said Rainbow Dash, who held out her hoof.

Pinkie jumped, and she made it to the door.

   "Okay, now the rest of you, jump as well!"

Rainbow Dash caught everypony else by the hoof, now all Fluttershy needed to do was fly to the door.

"See! It all worked out perfectly---" before Fluttershy could finish, a part of the staircase from above landed on her leg.

"FLUTTERSHY!" screamed Rainbow Dash

Fluttershy was still on the stairs when the piece hit, now she's stuck on the staircase, and the debris from is about to get worse.

Rainbow Dash went to get the debris out of Fluttershy's leg, and she needed to do it fast.

She successfully got it out, but the sight of her leg wasn't pretty.

Rainbow Dash held Fluttershy and flew out of the staircase and went through the door, where the entire staircase had just collapsed, there was no going back.

"That, was too close," said Rainbow Dash, still holding Fluttershy.

They made it to the 49th floor, where the window was shattered, and a green helicopter with a dead pilot lay in the wreckage.

"Handsome Sparkle went through the portal," said Sci-Twi, who saw a nearly shattered portal lie on the floor.

"So, shall we enter the portal?" asked Sci-Twi.

   "Yeah, we should probably get out of here," said Applejack.

They all entered the portal, except for Rainbow Dash, who was still holding Fluttershy.

She set her down on the floor and began to speak.

"Hey, don't worry, we'll find somepony to fix your leg"

"But who?"

"I don't know for sure, but we'll find a way, we always do"

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