Handsome Sparkle

Rainbow Dash held Fluttershy and gave her a smile with a blush, where Fluttershy smiled back.

"I'm so gonna race you when we get back home!" playfully said Rainbow Dash.

"I might beat you this time, Rainbow!"

"Yeah, you wish!" laughed Rainbow Dash, the atmosphere felt light, even with a dead pilot and broken glass surrounding them.

Before they left, they stared at the open window, where the sky turned golden, and it's rays bounced beautifully on the almost collapsing Burj Sparkle.

"Goodbye, New Ponyville," said Rainbow Dash to the golden sky.

They entered through the portal, and now they were in a random location in the new universe.

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were in a basement, where the rest of her friends were also, they were all examining the items they saw around them.

The small basement clearly belonged to a pretty rich man. The walls, ceiling, and floors were covered in wood, yellow lights illuminated the room.

"Wow, look at this," Rainbow Dash held a PlayStation 1 copy of Crash Bandicoot .

Eventually, someone was coming into the basement.

He walked down the stairs and looked up to see the Mane 5 and Sci-Twi.

"What the hell..." said the adventurous, Nathan Drake.

Nathan Drake and the Mane 5 stared at each other for a while, not knowing what to think, whether to be excited, scared, or both.

"So, um... hi?" Nathan did an awkward wave.

"Hey... who are you?" asked Sci-Twi.

"Oh my god it can talk... Honey! Honey! There's something you need to see!"

Nathan's wife, Elena, came to the basement, she also stared for a long time.

"Can you give us a second..." said Elena to the technicolored cartoon ponies in their basement.

Elena brought Nathan out of the basement.

"Why are there ponies in the basement, and why are they cute, and able to talk!?"

"I swear, this time, it wasn't my fault, ask Sam!"

Sam was Nathan Drake's brother, who was currently sitting on the couch watching TV.

"Hey... Sam" said Nathan to Sam while putting his hand behind his head.

"Hey Nate, what's up?"

"Can we... talk about the cartoon horses in our basement?"

Nathan explained the situation to Sam.

"Ah, I know what to do, Nate"

"Great, tell me!"

"We kill them and eat them," said Sam.

"What? No?! Seriously!"

"Look Nate, you're my brother, I love you, but do you expect me to believe---" Sam was cut off by the sight of Elena and Rarity having a discussion.

Sam paused, then whispered to Nathan, "Why does the white one look hot?"

"What's wrong with you Sam?

"A lot of things"

"Ok, so, the white pony named Rarity explained everything we need to know," said Elena.

Elena explained everything to both Sam and Nathan.

"Okay, so, lemme get this straight. The world's gonna end in 2 days?" said Sam.

"Yes, darling!"

Rarity's accent may have been giving Sam an even bigger boner.

"Okay, so, the million dollar question is... how do we get this orb?" said Nathan.

"Well, my dear, Sci-Twi has said that she can track the location of the orb! We have to find it before Handsome Sparkle!"

"Um, guys, the orb is moving" said Sci-Twi, who looked on her tracking signal of the orb to find its being transported.

"Then let's get after it, I'm stoked!" said Rainbow Dash

"Hey Sam, i like the rainbow one"

"Pft, the white one is cuter!"

"Sam, I didn't even mention that"

Before they left to get their vehicles to chase down the orb, Sam noticed rarity walking out the door.

"So, um, what's your number?"

"What do you mean, darling?"

"I... Um... Nevermind"

Sci-Twi got on a motorcycle, Rarity and Sam on a convertible, and the rest were in a yellow Hummer.

"Let's save the Multiverse" said Nathan enthusiastically

They all revved their engines and followed Sci-Twi while she looked for the moving orb.

They were getting closer to the orb, it was moving across a highway, and they were almost there.

"There! That giant truck!"

Sci-Twi spotted the truck containing the orb, the truck had a gigantic hook at the end of it, and it had the name 'Sparkle' on both its sides.

They were currently moving across a busy highway on a sunny Sunday morning.

Sci-Twi sped up to approach the truck, it's giant hook was dangling dangerously close.

Then she noticed another motorcycle was behind her, with somepony she didn't want to see.

"Holy shit, why the fuck can you not stay fucking dead for 3 minutes, you lunatics!" said Handsome Sparkle, on a black motorcycle.

"So, is that Handsome Sparkle?" asked Nathan Drake.

Sci-Twi let out a tired sigh, "Yep"

Handsome Sparkle was speeding up towards Sci-Twi, and now the police were getting reports of ponies on motorcycles.

Handsome Sparkle put her hoof on her ear, she was clearly talking to somepony.

Sci-Twi heard loud music suddenly come from the truck, it was the Mission Impossible theme.

"What, if I'm gonna kill you, might as well put some good fucking music, oh and I also asked him to control the hook, so good luck with that"

Sci-Twi saw the hook move to the right, ready to come at full force to the left.

It swung fast, but Sci-Twi moved towards the hook, and moved her motorcycle under it's swooping path.

   In the red convertible, Sam and Rarity were trying to reach the passengers side of the truck.

"Sam, darling, I need you to open the passengers door!"

"Ok, I'm almost there," said Sam, as he tried to open the door while rarity kept the car steady.

Meanwhile, the yellow Hummer contained Nathan Drake, who was driving, and the rest of the Mane 5.

"So, everything in existence might end and we're the only ones who know about it?" said Nathan Drake.

   "Well, we are pretty special," said Rainbow Dash, who currently had an ego the size of Handsome Sparkle's swear box.

Now every vehicle was close to the truck, and Handsome Sparkle was having trouble with catching up to Sci-Twi.

Eventually, Sci-Twi saw a helicopter following them.

"It's the police!" exclaimed Sam.

"Stop your vehicles and pull over immediately!" said a voice from the helicopter.

Handsome Sparkle noticed a police car chasing them.

"Why don't you just suck your dad off, fuckface" said Handsome Sparkle, who charged up her horn and shot at the police car, sending it flipping in the air and landing on other cars.

Now people were looking at the footage captured from the helicopter, no-one could believe what was happening.

"Breaking News: Police are chasing down unknown beings on Roosevelt street, and we've just gotten reports that they are hostile, stay in your homes"

Handsome Sparkle looked at the helicopter and stuck her tongue out, then proceeded to try and catch Sci-Twi.

   "Ok, I have an idea, but I hope I don't go to hell for this," said Nathan Drake

"What are you doing?" asked Rainbow Dash in the yellow seats of the Hummer.

"I have a rope that can attach to things easily, and considering that the helicopter is low enough, I can attach it to the truck"

"So it's going to crash into the truck?"

"Precisely"

The helicopter is getting close enough to throw a rope on.

"Okay, here goes nothing!" Nathan gets the rope on the helicopter, and attaches the other end to the back of the truck.

The helicopter seemed fine at first, but when it tried to ascend, it lost control and it's blades went into the passenger side of the truck, where Sam was trying to open the passengers door.

"Sam! Look out!" screamed Rarity

Sam ducked and the blades of the helicopter went into the passengers face, blood spurting on Sam.

   "This is not how I wanted to look on my first date!" said Sam

"What darling?"

"Nothing! Nothing... I said date as in... the fruit! Yeah! the fruit..."

Rarity gave Sam a confused look.

Handsome Sparkle communicated to her driver on her headpiece

"Listen to me you spoiled little shit, I don't give two flying monkey fucks that your best friend's intestines and brain matter are on you, lose the dipshits who are trying to hijack us... BEFORE I HAVE YOUR DICK SURGICALLY IMPLANTED AS YOUR HORN!"

They were now reaching a bridge that was above water, and the highway greatly narrowed.

"Okay, now it's time to complicate things," said Handsome Sparkle

She communicated to the driver of the truck, and it stopped immediately, causing it to turn sideways, blocking the narrow bridge completely.

They were now in the middle of the bridge, and other cars stopped behind the truck that blocked the way.

People now had a clear view of Handsome Sparkle, who got out of her vehicle, and slowly walked to the Mane 5, Sci-Twi, Sam, and Rarity.

   They all noticed her walking towards them, she then stopped walking, put her hoof on her ear, and spoke very loudly.

"Blow the bridge," said Handsome Sparkle with a grin.

They were all on the left side of the bridge, but the right side was demolished and fell to the ocean floor.

"Ok, now... the next part of the plan," said Handsome Sparkle.

They all looked to the side of the bridge, where Sonata, Agadio, and Aria Blaze all emerged from the water.

A maniacal laugh came from Handsome Twilight

"Oh my god, this is fucking beautiful, I was even gonna have a giant light in the sky saying 'you're fucked', but I saved it for something else..." Handsome Sparkle's smile reached the end of her cheeks.

From behind her, a giant purple oval in the sky, where yellow ships came out, and landed on the bridge.

One of them landed behind Handsome Sparkle, it's doors opened, and came out the only person who Handsome Sparkle ever loved.

Handsome Jack.

   "Holy shitballs honey, we actually may have caught the bad guys for once!" said Handsome Jack.

Handsome Sparkle skipped up and down in excitement to Handsome Jack, she turned around to face the grossed out Mane 5.

"Did you actually think there would be an all infinite power orb and I would be the only one who knew about it?"

When Handsome Sparkle said this, a flurry of purple oval shaped portals came, and so did more... and more... and more...