Handsome Sparkle

   "Ok, so you're seeing what I'm seeing?" asked Trevor.

"There's a white one, a pink one, a purple one, a blue one, a yellow one, and an orange one," said Micheal.

"Does the orange one have a hat?" questioned Trevor.

"No way! What! What's going on! I've pinched myself at least 8 times, I'm not waking up!"

"Hey! Mikey! This might be a chance to leave this shitty planet! Mabye I won't have to fondle you for what happened in North Yankton," Micheal and Trevor had an incident 10 years ago, and Trevor has been torturing Micheal psychologically ever since.

   "Ok, I need to call the FIB about this, they might know what to do," said Micheal.

"What's the FIB?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Federal Investigations Beaurau, and we're not going to contact them!" Trevor took Micheal's phone and smashed it on the floor.

"WHAT THE FUCK TREVOR!" screamed Micheal.

"We... are calling Lester... and we're going to spice up your life, Mikey!"

"Yeah, because robbing the Union Depository, the world's biggest bank, was just so fucking mundane"

   "Okay, I get you're confused, let me explain everything to you," said Sci-Twi.

"Yeah, I think an explanation is what I need right now," said Micheal.

After a couple of minutes of explaining, Trevor asked a question.

"So, you're telling me, that pretty much every villain and hero are battling in a single universe right now, and I'm here on this shitty planet?"

"Yes," said Sci-Twi.

"Ok, so I guess there's no point in robbing the Union Depository then," said Micheal.

   "If we stop this 'Handsome Sparkle', there'll still be a point," said Trevor.

"Well, I have no idea what to do, portable teleporters take 3 days to charge, and I estimate she might awaken the Warrior in 2," said Sci-Twi.

She took a look around the portable teleporter, until she found something.

"Oh, it's an upgraded version, looks like it takes a day to charge," Sci-Twi may have been relieved that they still had a chance, but she would have preferred to have been to the Warrior earlier.

"So, we have a day here, can we crash at your place, partner?" asked Applejack.

"OH, THANK GOD IN HEAVEN, THEY JUST SENT ME MY REDNECK WIFE BUT AS A PONY!" said Trevor

Applejack gave Trevor a wink and a smile.

"Lester sent me a message saying that the heist is ready, we're going to rob the bank, you coming?"

"Woah, we're like, good guys and stuff," said Rainbow Dash.

"News flash, in our world, everyone's a dick, and we rob because we're fucking bored and Micheal still owes me for Brad," Brad was a casualty in the North Yankton incident.

"Don't worry, you're part of the Entertainment Universe, if the main protagonist dies before he's supposed to, the universe ends, so we can't interfere with you," said Sci-Twi.

   Micheal gave Sci-Twi a weird look.

"Protagonist? Entertainment Universe? The fuck are you talking about?" asked Micheal

"It's... complicated... I don't want you to think too much, it might rip a hole in space and time."

"Anyway, we have an entire day, if you're going to rob the world's biggest bank, I guess I'll come help," said Sci-Twi.

"Then let's go to Lester! I need to impress my lady friend!" said Trevor, looking at Applejack.

"The fuck is wrong with you Trevor?" said Micheal.

"What's wrong with me? Says the guy who faked his own death, married a whore, and has two spoiled shits for 'kids',"

The Mane 5 and Sci-Twi all went outside to the sunny morning skies of Sandy Shores, where sand covered the side of the streets, and Mt. Chiliad was visible from all parts of Sandy Shores.

"Ah, what a fucking day it's going to be," said Trevor.

The Mane 5 looked at the house they were just in, but it was actually not a house, it was a red trailer, and one of Trevor's friends, Ron, came to ask him about the rival biker gangs coming to kill him.

"Trevor! They're back! They're going to---" Ron was cut off by the sight of cartoon ponies.

"I know what they're going to do Ron! Now come here so I can stick my dick in your eye for asking such a dumb question!"

   "What the fuck is going on Trevor!" asked Micheal.

"What! So I pissed off some redneck bikers and they're coming to kill us, just get the guns from the trailer!" said Trevor.

"Why the fuck do you have to be such a fucking idiot!"

"I don't know! Why did you fake your death and marry a whore, we all have our mysteries!"

"You guys don't really sound like friends," said Rainbow Dash

Loud rock music could be faintly heard from the distance, Micheal had brought the guns, and Rarity and Sci-Twi had both taken a gun.

"Ok, motherfuckers! I'm looking for decoration for the outside of my trailer! Today's theme is biker corpses!"

"Let's do this," said Sci-Twi.

Bikers in black leather jackets could be seen on the horizon.

"Trevor! If you think you can fuck our boss's wife, kill him, and get away with it, you've got another thing coming!"

"Hey! She wanted to be on the end of my big stick, that's her fault!"

   "Wow, he's honest, I like him," said Applejack.

They were all on a different position to attack the bikers, Micheal and Rarity were behind the trailer.

"So, are you saying I might be able to redeem myself if we can stop Handsome Sparkle?" asked Micheal.

"Of course, darling! Might I say you look rather dashing in a suit," said a flirtatious Rarity.

"Wow, thanks," Micheal appreciated the compliment.

A motorcycle was seen coming from behind Pinkie Pie, it was a man with a particular taste for the hood, Franklin.

"Yo wassup homie, it's the party animal herself, Pinkie motha fuckin Pie," said Franklin as he did a fist bump with Pinkie Pie.

"Franklin? You know her?" asked Micheal.

"Yes, when you have the power to break through the 4th wall like it's plastic, you meet some interesting people," said Pinkie Pie.

"Alright homie, I gotchu, we got some biker gangs coming up or something?" asked Franklin to Micheal.

   "Yeah, here's a gun, find cover," said Micheal as he handed Franklin a assault rifle.

"Ok, so, Franklin, any more unexpected friendships?" asked Trevor.

"Nah homie, just this beast right here," said Franklin as he fist bumped Pinkie Pie again.

The bikers left their motorcycles and hesitated for a bit at the sight of the Mane 5.

"Oh yeah! forgot to mention the cartoon horses with guns about to annihilate you, have a nice day motherfuckers!" Trevor unleashed a wave of bullets upon the bikers.