Handsome Sparkle

The portals never seemed to stop, villains upon villains kept coming, and Handsome Sparkle smiled more each time a portal opened.

From above, another good friend of Handsome Sparkle descended from one of Handsome Jack's ships.

"Ah, looky who we have here, it's such an honor to meet you," said the Joker, as he descended from the ship.

He went up to Pinkie Pie and held her hoof, then kissed it gentlemanly.

"You've always been my favorite, if only you were a little more mad," laughed Joker hysterically.

   "Ok, so, what to do with the ponies who destroyed my Burj Sparkle? I'm sure I can find somepony who knows how to bring you to life so I can put you in every single one of my torture rooms, over... and over... and over again," said Handsome Sparkle.

"Oh, no, you got us! We surrender!" sarcastically said Sci-Twi.

"Well, well, you think you're funny, huh? Just wait till I..." Handsome Sparkle was cut off by the sight of blue portals emerging behind Sci-Twi, who also smiled more everytime a new one came.

Behind Sci-Twi, a small black ship came through, and landed behind her.

"That's enough Joker, stop harassing the mare," said The Dark Knight himself, Batman.

"What the... you have a nemesis with a fetish for bats?!" screamed Handsome Sparkle to Joker.

"Yeah, isn't it great! He keeps me busy everyday!" said Joker.

From behind Sci-Twi, more and more portals opened up. Every villain Handsome Sparkle had brought, Sci-Twi brought their counterpart.

   "Why the fuck does life have to be so hard for good guys like us!" exclaimed Handsome Jack, who always thought he was the hero.

Handsome Sparkle was going to fire her horn, when she felt webbing stop her from doing so.

"Hey, knock it off," said Spider-Man, Peter Parker joined Sci-Twi the moment she mentioned saving the Multiverse.

"Okay, motherfuckers, I'm in the mood to dance with the universe," said Handsome Sparkle.

   "Hey Handsome Sparkle!" shouted Sci-Twi.

"What? What the fuck do you want?"

"Just wanted to let you know, don't leave portable teleporters lying around," said Sci-Twi, who held a portable teleporter that she stole.

"What the... Get the fuck back here!" Handsome Sparkle started to run towards her.

"Quick! Get in!" she set the amount of ponies the portal can hold to 6.

They all jumped in, the portal closed, and most of the Multiverse continued fighting against each other.

   Sci-Twi closed her eyes when she went in, as you must do when entering portals as so not to see in between universes, and opened them to find she was on a brown couch, and the rest of her friends were on the floor.

"Ugh, where are we?" asked Rainbow Dash on a dirty floor. In fact, the whole room was a mess, like a madman lived in it.

Then someone came through the door.

"I'm telling you Mikey, you gotta dump that whore, Amanda. She's just not..." Trevor Philips was talking to Micheal De Santa when he spotted the Mane 5 and Sci-Twi on their couch.

   "Hey Trevor, you've done some weird things, really... weird things, but even I can't fucking understand what the hell is this," said Micheal De Santa.

"Hey Mikey! I didn't do this! Mabye it was Lester!" said Trevor.

"Oh, right, mabye I should call him and tell him THAT THERE ARE 6 FUCKING COLORFUL PONIES IN THE MIDDLE OF SANDY FUCKING SHORES!" Sandy Shores was the place Micheal and Trevor were living in. Normally, Micheal lived in his mansion with his wife, but she temporarily left him for attacking her yoga teacher.

Sandy Shores was the opposite of where Micheal used to live, there were no skyscrapers, and it was a very quiet and atmospheric area.

Lester was their friend, who helped them perform heists. He was smart, balding, wore glasses, and always wore the same green shirt.

   "Ok, let's... try to communicate with them" said Micheal.

"I don't know what fucking language they speak!"

"We speak English, don't worry" said Sci-Twi.

"No! I'm done! What the fuck did you put in my drink Trevor! What did you put in my drink!"