Terrance grinned under his gas mask as his grip tightened on the gun. He fired the left gun at Sombra, since he wasn't expecting anything it hit him right in the left side of his face burning him instantly, he started to scream out in pain as he tried to use magic to get that stuff off.

Terrance told Celestia, "Come on, on a scale of 1 to 10 on hotness Sombra's an 8, you're a 12." Somehow Sombra used his magic and pulled off the goo before it killed him, though his face was still burning. He passed out from the sheer pain, only for a few of his soldiers to pick him up and run back to the crystal empire.

Terrance turned to the 200 ponies under Sombra's control staring right at him, "Alright." He pointed both pistols at the troops, "Which of you little bitch-fucks is fucking next?" They all charged Terrance only for him to point and fire upon all the troops.

He killed easily 100 troops before they got near him, there was just a large stream of goo and melted armor just lying around, the rest of his soldiers were starting to step back in fear.

"If you all think that, that was all I had then you are pretty fucking wrong, come on you little bitches!" He grabbed syringe filled with pure radiation from his pocket and shoved the 3 inch long needle into his arm.

After he pulled the needle out his body started to transform, he grew to about 12 foot 9 with the arms of a steroid infused bodybuilder. His eyes glowed green and his voice deepened.

"Have at the!" He shouted before he lunged 50 feet in the air landing on a couple of the troops squishing them under his big boots. Three troops charged him from the behind, but they were stopped by him punching the soldiers in the face. They flew about 50 feet before splattering on the walls.

One of them charged him with a spear, but he was aiming right for Terrance's dick. Once the two points connected the spear broke and Terrance turned around.

"Mine's a lot harder then your's bitch." He grabbed the soldier's head and lifted him up, he slammed the troop on the ground splattering his boots with pony blood.

A couple more ponies ran up to him with swords, but Terrance grabbed the knife that was on his mask. When the troops got in range Terrance punched two of them in the necks, the punches were so hard that the fists went right through the neck and he decapitated them.

The final one dropped the sword and ran for his life, "Get back here bitch!" Shouted Terrance as he threw his knife. The knife traveled over 50 yards and into the pony's head killing him.

He sprinted towards the body and grabbed his knife, the rest of the solders were running as fast as they could with their tails between their legs.

"Ya, run away you little cunts-fucks! Go back to you bitch leader and the shitty empire of dick you fuckers!" He cleaned his knife on one of the bodies and put it back on his mask, he took another syringe from his pocket and injected a clear substance into his arm, he shrunk down to his normal size and his body wasn't glowing anymore.

He walked over to Celestia and asked. "So, you said something about anytime, anywhere?"

"After you take a shower, then I'll give you a night to remember." She turned around and walked away. The royal guards grabbed some buckets and a few mops to clean up the battlefield.

All the guards kept their distance from him, except for one pony, the crystal war Rainbow Dash walked up to him, she asked, "Um, I gotta ask, where did you learn all of those moves?"

"Heh, Earth, I'd take you, but the radiation would melt you just by breathing the air." She looked quizzical. "Oh sorry, my world was destroyed by a stupid president, he fired all of our nuclear weapons at the other side of the planet, and they did the same thing. Basically it turned my world into a wasteland of death, gangs, pain, and death."

"You said death twice."

"I know, because there is a lot of it."

"So, is anything else, giant?"

"Heh, my dick is a foot long."

"Hmm, is that true?"

He unzipped his pants making her blush and drool a bit, he zipped his pants back up (BTW you were looked at Rainbow, not the dick)

"Wow, can I get one of those, business cards?"

"Sure." He hands her a card and says, "My contact info is on there if you'd like to... see it again."

"Oh ya I would." Terrance walked away leaving Rainbow Dash there to clean up what was left of Sombra's guards, he had another pony to take care of first >:).

Canterlot:

Terrance was standing right in front of Celestia's bathing room, he was looking at a beautiful bath, it had a little steam from the heat, a couple bubbles, and there were rose pedals in it, Celestia was right next to him wearing a pink bathrobe.

Terrance asked, "I've face godly demons, armies of biker gangs with nothing to lose, and even radiation that has altered me in the wrong way for the rest of my life, but I don't know how to face this at all."

Celestia replied, "It's easy, just take off all your clothes, step in, and I'll do the rest."

He looked back at her, "Alright." He took off the gas mask first, he was white with one red eye, one brown eye, a bruised up nose. he had a long scar down the right cheek, and golden brown hair.

She kissed him right on the mouth and- (I don't write sex so I'll be skipping this scene, sorry, but don't ask for it, I will not write sex)

2 hours later

Terrance and Celestia were sitting at the dining table (In here Nightmare Moon never turned back into Luna because the elements never existed) Terrance was wearing a plain white shirt and some underwear, his clothes were being washed.

Terrance was sitting at one side of the table, Celestia, the other. Celestia was eating a nice salad, while Terrance was eating some nicely cook steak, directly from the griffon empire.

Celestia was eating her salad with grace, silverware, and she often used her napkin, while Terrance was eating with his hands and barely used his napkin at all.

Celestia asked him, "So I gotta ask, what kind of world could turn you into, well you?"

"Well my world was blown up by giant bombs back when I was a young teenager, we had a shit president who fired big bombs at the rest of the world, while the rest of the world bombed my country, basically we fucked up big time.

After spending 80 years in that hellhole you'd be pretty crazy too."

"Wait, you're 80? You look 20."

"Why thank you, the radiation from the bombs increased how long I'll live, I think I'm gonna survive for a few hundred more years."

"So that's how you knew all that stuff we did in the tub."

"Yep."

"Well, what were you like as a teenager? Before the bombs hit."

"Well I was in college finishing my associates degree, oh I had an intelligence of 165 before the bombs, now it's like 115 or something."

"So you were one of those gifted minds?"

"Yep."

"What is your world now?"

"It's a shit-fest, everyone who was once respected as stockbrokers, bakers, scientists, now lawless bandit parties, the once beautiful grasslands, now deserted wasteland of radiation which should kill anyone who steps in it."

"Wow, that's pretty dark."

"Ya, but on the bright side I found out I love cannibalism."

"You're a cannibal?"

"Yes."

"Thank me that I made you brush your teeth before I kissed you."

"Ya, so after we eat do you wanna fuck again? I could go all night with you."

Celestia grinned with lust.

30 minutes later:

Terrance and Celestia were in bed sleeping after having one round of sex.

(He can go all night my foot!)

Author's Note

I will not be writing ore chapters in the time it took to release this one, they need a lot more work so expect at least a week before the next chapter.

There is a shit-ton more action where that came from, trust me, this story is gonna get a lot more battles, time for some pure dark comedy.

If you like this story and you haven't upvoted, why not? I wanna know if people want me to upload more of these chapters.