"At least I didn't loose my virginity when I was ten!" Applejack furiously shouted.
"Well at least I didn't loose mine to a relative, filthy hill billy!" Rarity snarled back.
Applejack's jaw dropped in shock, "How did you know?!"
Side note: Not to be taken seriously. I honestly think if you thumbs it up you are a sick, terrible person (says the one who wrote this fic).