A Nightmare-ish World Part Two

"You don't know who told you?" I shouted.

"Er..no," Gold Wish mumbled.

I sighed. "This might not be true then."

The stallion pushed back his glass chair and stood up. "We know for sure that this is true. We talked to Princess Ice Beam."

"You talked to the Princess of the Snow Dimension?" I gasped.

"Uh-huh."

Gold Wish walked to the door and said, "Drift Scroll will give you your mission."

I turned to the stallion as Gold Wish trotted away.

He pressed a button on his desk and a hologram appeared on the wall. "Your mission is to capture Blue Quill. She's a enemy agent. She plans to steal the prize ruby at the town fair tomorrow in Ponyville."

"Ponyville?" I asked.

"Yes. Your familiar with that place. Your friends might recognize you with your blue streak dyed pink," He explained.

"Oh. I forgot to take that out," I whispered to myself.

"C.A.K.E., " A unicorn sitting in a chair said, "you better go."

"Oh. Yeah."

I watched the mountains fly by as I rode the train from Canterlot to Ponyville. Two stallions that were red and green and wearing waiter outfits walked up to me. I continued to look out the window. They stood there waiting for me to see them. I ignored them, though.

"Swirl," The red stallion whispered, "it's us! Green Plate and Red Burn!"

I turned to look at them. "Oh, hi."

Red Burn slid into the seat next to me. "You finally took out the dye in your blue swirl!"

"Yeah," I said distracted by the mountains.

He continued to talk. Green Plate watched me watch the mountains. I shook my head. I didn't want to go to stupid Ponyville! Everypony will recognize me! They won't know I'm partly evil. I might be OK. But what about Twilight and stuff... I am the Element of Laughter! I'm sorta on their side. Kinda. Maybe...not. Doesn't matter! Green Plate and Red Burn sat quietly, glancing around.

Red Burn stomped his hooves impatiently. "Are we there yet?"

Green Plate sighed and groaned, "That's the fifth time you've asked that. No."

Red Burn mumbled to himself. He was about to say something when the train stopped. The three of us filed out of the train. I swerved around a pony with a blue mane. Green Plate trotted ahead. I studied the houses as I walked next to Red Burn. I heard laughing behind me. Red Burn glanced over his shoulder and gasped.

"What?" I asked.

"Shush!" He exclaimed as he motioned behind us.

I turned to look behind me and gasped. Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Twilight, and Rarity walked behind us. Green Plate slowed down to walk next to me. He bit his lip, trying to decide what to do. I grabbed his hoof and ran down the road. As we were running we passed Red Burn and I grabbed him, too. We galloped down the road. We passed ponies who we pushed out of the way. We stopped running when we got to the front entrance to the town fair.

"Red Burn look for a dark blue unicorn with a blue quill cutie mark. Graze Plate you go that way and look for her. I'll go this way," I said pointing around.

"Okay!" Green Plate exclaimed.

"On it!" Red Burn yelled, galloping away.

I trotted through ponies heading for the center of the fair. I stopped at a tractor sale. Applejack and her family were sticking a sign in the ground that said: Blue Gum Tractors Ponies swarmed around the sign. Some ponies pushed past me to get to the sign. I don't know who would want a tractor. I understand Applejack having one, but ponies without farms? Doesn't make sense.

I passed Twilight and the others a few times. I surveyed the area. Wait. There! A mare was running down the street. She was exactly as I described her.  Her coat was dark blue. Her cutie mark is a blue quill. Found her! She used her magic to carry box in front of her. I launched myself after her. I pushed through ponies. I jumped over a cart that sold watermelons. I gained on her in till she glanced behind her. She gasped then started increasing her speed. I smiled. No one can out run me.I jumped on top of a table to find where the blue unicorn went. Then I noticed who was sitting there. Twilight and the others.

"What the..?" Rainbow Dash started to say.

Before she could finish her sentence I stomped on her ice cream.

"Sorry," I lied as I laughed.

"Come back here!" Rainbow shouted as I jumped off the table.

She flew after me. One reason I could keep up with Rainbow Dash when she ran away from me a few times is: I'm awesome.

20% cooler than her! Rainbow rocketed after me. I kept my distance, though. I spotted the blue unicorn I was after a few feet a head of me. I smiled. Perfect timing. I slowed down, so Rainbow was close to tackling me. Just before she did I dove out of the way. I dropped my fedora that was covering my face, so nopony would regoconize me.Rainbow Dash crashed into the blue unicorn and they tumbled across the ground. I heard Twilight Sparkle yelling. I grabbed my fedora off the ground.

Just before I could stick it on my head Rainbow shouted at me. "Hey you're not going any..."

I stood there forgetting what I was doing.

"Pinkie Pie?" Rainbow Dash asked loudly.

Twilight got closer as I said, "Uh..yeah. Bye!"

I took out a grappling hook and shot it at the roof. I climbed onto the roof and disappeared on the other side.