A Nightmare-ish World Part Two

I wrestled the small alicorn. Even though she was smaller than the other, she was bigger than me. I kicked the alicorn off me. She collided  the bigger alicorn. She stood up. And glared at me. Golden Eyes knocked Luna to the ground. Celestia kicked him. She helped her sister up and then tackled Golden Eyes. I spun around as Rainbow Dash flew over me. She was battling with the bigger alicorn. The alicorn kicked her. She fell next to me. I jumped in to the air. I kicked the alicorn in the face. She landed next to Rainbow. Red Burn, a red stallion, ducked from a kick from the small alicorn. Graze plate tackled the alicorn. I jumped onto her back. I got an idea as I struggled to not fall off her. I took out one of the pink cubes. I placed it on her back. I jumped off her. Just before she grabbed my tail a pink net captured her. I laughed.

Graze Plate high fived me. "Awesome!"

I nodded, still laughing. Rainbow Dash fell on top of me. I pushed her off of me. She ignored me and flew away from Golden Eyes. I shouted to her. She gave me a confused her. I threw her a pink cube. Rainbow Dash smiled and flew towards Golden Eyes. Fluttershy walked up next to me.

"I thought you were, "She gulped as I glared at her, "e-evil?"

"I was, " I said.

"Oh."

I trotted away from her. I really don't know why I was on her side. I just...We were friends. And we still are. Sorta. After we captured Golden Eyes and the two alicorns, we rounded up the two evil armies. Rainbow Dash ran over to Twilight Sparkle. She shook her. Twilight mumbled something about snow. I walked over to her. I stared at Rainbow Dash. She sighed. I turned around and picked up my fedora. Graze Plate and Red Burn followed me out of the castle. Ruins of Canterlot surrounded us. I needed to do one thing before continuing this mission. To be truthful I was evil. I didn't work for Golden Eyes. I worked for C.A.T. Certified Agent Training.

Boom.

The ground shook. A white alicorn banged against the bars. She grumbled to herself and then sat down. The whole alicorn army sat in their cage. I was still dizzy and confused from Snow Blanket taking over my body. I banged against the bars, too. Celestia stood outside my jail cell.

"Golden Eyes," She said, "I regret leaving you in there. My sister says you are a monster. You're the same as the others. I do not agree. But I cannot trust you completely. Pinkie Pi.."

I stood up and glared at her. "Her real name is Pinkie Swirl. And she never worked for me."

Celestia gave a small nod. "Okay." She turned and walked out of the room.

I heard shouting towards the right side of the cell. Snow Blanket glanced over to me. I got up and pushed through some of my guards. Four guards, two of mine and two of Ice Blade's, had cracked open a wall. I smiled and flew into the air.

I looked down at my army of Black Eyed Beings. "Every pony out!"

Guards filed out of the jail cell. Some shouting "Hooray!" and "We're out!". The two armies flew towards two swirling portals. I stopped in front of the red portal. I turned back to look at Canterlot. No pony noticed us exit the dungeon. I glanced back on more time and went through the red portal.

The army of Black Eyed beings stood in perfect lines. I pointed at a few of them and put them on posts. I noticed Silver Rod come out of the throne room door. I made the rest of the army leave. I trotted over to Silver Rod. She motioned for me to follow her. My father sat there. He watched me enter the room. I walked to stand in front of the throne.

"Son," He muttered, "good job.."

"I did a good job? Father we got captured!"

"And you escaped, no? No pony I've known has escaped Luna's Midnight Cell."

I stared at him for a second. "I guess we did OK..."

Father chuckled and said, "The Lord Of Shadows has come to.." He trailed off.

"Congratulate you," A pony said in a raspy voice. He stepped out of the many shadows in the room.

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"R-really?" I stuttered.

Everyday I go to head quarters to get my mission, but I was nervous. I shouldn't be nervous! I've done this a million times. I started to sweat as I walked down Hallway E. I turned and opened a glass door. Three ponies sat in chairs. A glass table sat in front of them (Dude, what is with all the glass?). The chairs were made of glass, too (Seriously? The building should be made of glass!).I sat down in a chair next to a yellow pony. They all stared at me for a while. Five minutes, maybe.

One of them spoke up. "Agent C.A.K.E. Your other mission was to pose as The Element Of Laughter."

Spy music played in the back round as he spoke. "Which we told you, you weren't the real element."

I nodded. "Uh-Huh."

"Well, you are the real element."

I stared at the stallion. My mouth was wide open. I started to drool and a drop landed on the table. A mare to my left gave me a disgusted look. I finally stopped gaping. I cleared my throat.

"B-but I'm not any thing like laughter!" I shouted.

"You are," The stallion said, "more than you think."

Gold Wish, the yellow pony, spoke up. "Pinkie Swirl, we have another mission for you. You are the element of laughter, but you are our agent. You're not going to leave the agency because of this information?"

"N-No. Of course not. I-I'm just...surprised," I stuttered.

The stallion tapped on the table to get my attention. "We were surprised when we got this information, too."

"Where did you get it from?" I asked.

Gold Wish gave me a fake smile. "We don't know."