Starlight Glimmer gets stabbed repeatedly by Twilight Sparkle.

WARNING: Contains stabbing, slashing, bloodless injuries, metaphysical discussions and Twilight probably acting really out of character. You have been warned.

This is a COMEDY. It is not a torture or do hurtful things to Starlight Glimmer fic. It is meant to be a Loony Tunes style fic with some ramblings about meta-narrative humor at the end and not much else. Please do not take the title too seriously.

Edited by: thePINKIEPIEsquad