Pinkie Pie's Personal Justice

Just like any other day, Pinkie began her mornings with the twins. She put on her multicolored headband and danced and made them laugh with her rather hysterical routine. Next, she went to the kitchen and baked cupcakes and worked behind the counter while the Cakes got recalibrated for the day. Once they were up, Pinkie left the kitchen and set off to make her friends smile. She stopped back at Sugar Cube Corner for lunch, (cupcakes) and went back to doing what Pinkamena does best. She returned to the bakery just before Luna's night had descended upon Equestria. She entered the bakery and she was almost to the stairs to her loft when Mr. Cake called her over.

“Pinkie, could you watch the store tonight? We have to deliver a cake for my mother's birthday. We'll be bringing the twins with us, since their grandmother would like to see them. Is that okay with you?”

“Okie dokie lokie!”

“It shouldn't be that hard, there's only a few orders you have to give to ponies who are going to pick them up tonight.”

“You can count on me, sir Cake!” Pinkie adressed him with a salute, vaguely similar to a Middle Age knight adressing his commander.

The Cakes left in haste.

Pinkie returned to the counter. Three of four customers arrived within a half hour. The fourth had yet to come when somepony wearing a black silk outfit came into the place.

“Are you here for your delicious treat? Oooooh- cool costume!”

“Uhh- yeah. That's why I'm here.”

“Okie dokie lokie.”

“Can you give me some extra things, too?”

“Like what?”

“The drawer of silverware.”

“Wait, you're just borrowing them, right?”

“Uh, yeah.”

“Hhmm- Do you Pinkie promise?”

“Sure. I Pinkie promise.”

“Here you go!”

The thief looked up at the party pony in awe.

“You know what? I need that red jar and that silver box in the back, too.”

“There ya go. Thank you for visiting Sugar Cube Corner! When are you gonna bring these back?”

“You'll see 'em before morning.”

“Come back soon! Thanks for visiting!”

“No, thank YOU.”

“Tell your friends!”

“Heh, I will!” He shouted back.

As he walked away, he whispered, “Sucker.”

Pinkie stared at the clock. It reached twelve. With Gummy on her back, she reassured herself he was just late. The clock struck eleven. Any minute now,. The clock struck twelve. Right on time! The clock struck twelve-thirty. He's probably just running late. When the clock rang one, she became a bit anxious. The clock rang one-thirty. She began to think he wouldn't come back. By the time the clock rang two, she had fallen asleep on the floor. When the clock rang nine AM, she woke up. Furious, she bolted out the front door.

“NOPONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!” Pinkie shouted. Overall, her shouted

With that, she was off on his trail.

As it is told, there was a body in a black suit discovered outside of a Mexicolt City train station within a day.

“ Police reports say that the body was mangled beyond belief. The face was entirely unrecognizeable. The body carried the scent of cake and blood, strangely, and absolutely nothing was recovered from his innards, as they were nowhere to be found. His genitals were violated, but intact nevertheless. The throat had obviously been stabbed repeatedly.” Inspector whitehooves said to Princess Celestia.

“Oh my, have we found any hoofprints?”

“None were to be found. No feathers, and no trace of magic, either.”

“Oh dear.” Celestia said, “From hence forth and onward, more guards will be recruited for train station security.”

And so it was. Pinkie Pie still works at Sugar Cube Corner. The Cakes still own the silver box, the red tip jar, and all of their silverware. And absolutely nopony breaks a Pinkie promise. Nopony.

Author's Note:
Hope you enjoyed! This took me about ten minutes to write, so I hope my ten minutes was well spent. I probably should have been working on my current long fic, but this was an idea that I just couldn't ignore. Well, stay classy San Franciscolt. Stay tuned for part two. It completes the epicocity.

-Pegasus Lightning.