It was at this moment I knew there was a problem, pinkie pie was at a party and while trying to hit a piñata she hit another pony the problem was instead of finding a doctor she proceeded to stab the poor mare until she died pinkie pie was arrested on the spot causing problems for the other five who needed pinkies element of harmony to banish discord or nightmare moon. An agreement was met saying she could tmporarily leave when needed so, yay? I dunno but that is kind of a good thing damn this is off track but please don't help me I like it a lot here. Alright so pinkie pie killed herself in her cell, it was a huge ass problem for the other five and me she was my one source of income so applejack still lets me live with her but I have to do chores there to pay off rent.
Before I start, a quick story... I came here during a horrible mistake at nasa I was trying to go to Mars but crashed in "equestria". I sit here pondering life thinking what I could do better next time I am Foxx. I do not want help nor do I need it I like it and even have a job. It is a nice place here meeting the princesses and flurry heart was my favorite piece of the trip. I have a few friends and Live in ponyville next door to pinkie pie she is pretty nice but she kills ponies. I saw her lure Lyra into the basement and heard screaming I went down to investigate and saw blood and skeletons cover the walls with pinkie pie stuffing Lyra with blood. She and I have an agreement: I help her bake and she doesn't kill me. The nicest person here is Fluttershy by a mile. She talks to animals and is one of the elements of harmony she even is a friend of discord's which is really saying something. Have to stop here, Rainbow dash asked me out talk later bye. Alright I'm back so anyway, I live in sweet Apple acres with applejack I help her and her family as well so I can live there. So all the girls are currently having a sleepover at sweet Apple acres which gives me an excuse to introduce the rest of them There is twilight sparkle, a princess, rarity a seamstress spike the dragon, applejack the farmer, Fluttershy the animal ambassador, and pinkie pie the aforementioned murderer
