A Spice of Fluff in Equestria

The Odds Of the Fluffies Surviving This Is Highly Improbable

A Spice of Fluffy In Equestria

Chapter Two

The Odds Of the Fluffies Surviving This Is Highly Improbable

You were Three-Oh-One. You had gone through a pretty-light-swirly place with your new friend, Two-Oh-Seven. When you woke up, you were stuck in a meanie tree. You wiggled your hoofsies and your body frantically to try and get out. Your wingies flittered so fast you could feel the breeze made by them. You screamed for Two-Oh-Seven. You looked around for him, before you saw his neon-green coat in the grass. He was still sleeping, his chest slowly rising and falling. You spoke to him, trying to wake him up.

“Huu huuu… Nyu fwend pweeze hewp fwuffy?”

He stirred a bit, mumbling and rolling, before his eyes snapped open. He blinked and looked around, before focusing on you.

“Twee-Oh-Wun! Fwuffy hewp yu!”

He stumbled over, and, after a lot of effort, pulled you out. You had a few scrapes on your sides, but otherwise you were fine. You rejoiced in your freedom.

“Yay! Nyu fwend hewp fwuffy owt ob meanie twee! Huggies!” You said, glomping him.

Suddenly, your tummy grumbled, reminding you that you needed to eat soon. You blushed in embarrassment, walked over to the grassies, and tentatively took a bite. Your eyes widened and you started eating the grass like a lawnmower. It was just so good. 207 raised his eyebrow and took a bite of the grass. Soon, the grass was being ‘mowed’ with two lawnmowers. After eating until your stomachs bulged, you and 207 collapsed next to each other and rested. Suddenly, a thought passed through your head. You turned to look at your friend.

“If dat wut gwassie nummies taste wike… Wut dus skettie nummies taste wike?”

You and 207 thought on this, and large amounts of drool started to ooze out of your mouths. You finally decided you were tired, and it was becoming dark time, so you and 207 went into a bush to sleep until morning.

John cursed as he logged onto his computer. According to an automated alert system, the Warpgate had been activated automatically overnight.

I knew I forgot something. I didn’t lock the goddamn door. Cal said he forgot to lock his door and two fluffies are missing. Man, hunger sure does a number on your mental state. Wait, does that say it was a success?

John squinted, blinked a few times, before opening the security camera recordings. The cameras did, in fact, show presumably a portal opening, but as soon as it was fully open, the cameras cut out to static.

Dammit. Magnetic interference.

He shrugged before opening the WarpOS Command Console to start it up again. After all, if it happened once, it could be repeated.

Booting OS…

Boot complete.

WarpOS Command Console

//start

Please imput password.

//response; type=password; sd>54G.cb24’h87;62t3-fdb

Password accepted.

Running function check…

Plasma generator: ONLINE

Ditanium outer ring: UNDAMAGED

Wormhole projectors: ONLINE

Stabilizer: ONLINE

Anchor: OFFLINE

Dark matter containers: EMPTY

WARNING: Without anchor, you will be unable to record the coordinates of planets. Do you wish to proceed?

//response; type=answer; yed

ERROR: Unrecognized response.

//response; type=answer; yes

Proceeding with opening…

ERROR: Dark matter not present. Please refill before opening can proceed.

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ERROR: Unrecognized response.

//history; 12:10:32

Retrieving history…

‘WARNING: POWER SURGE DETECTED.’

‘REROUTING EXCESS POWER TO ALL DEVICES.’

‘WARNING: WORMHOLE OPENING DETECTED.’

‘FUSE BLOWN IN ANCHOR.’

‘DARK MATTER DEPLETED.’

‘Surge protector activated.’

‘Returning to sleep mode.’

John stared at his screen in disbelief. If what it was saying was true, then it had wasted a cure for three types of cancer’s worth of money in tech. All because of a power surge.

John blinked.

“I’m gonna get fired for this, aren’t I?”

He sighed.

“Fuck.”

Twilight Sparkle woke up with her face on her desk. This was a fairly normal occurrence in the Friendship Castle. As such, Twilight had prepared a list for times she stayed up too late. She reached under her desk and grabbed a piece of parchment with said list on it in her telekinetic grasp. She cleared her throat and read the first step off the list.

“Step One: Check for a note from Spike.”

She looked around her study for a note, and eventually found one taped to the doorknob. She lifted it up and read it.

Dear Twilight:

You stayed up late AGAIN. Youreallyneed to get more sleep and stop rereading all the books in your library. If you’rewonderingwhere I am, I’m off helping the Crusaders. Starlight is hanging out with Trixie at the Hayson’s Deli place. I made breakfast for you by the way. It’s in the fridge, next to Starlight’s leftovers from last night and my Frost gems.

Hope you got enough sleep,

Spike.

(P.S. I didn’t know you liked Artemis Foal!)

Twilight blushed and moved the Artemis Foal book back into her private ‘Guilty Pleasures’ box. She looked at the list again.

“Step Two: Use the facilities and shower.”

After doing the-deed-that-we-all-must-do and showering, Twilight stepped out of her bathroom and picked up the list again.

“Step Three: Eat breakfast.”

Twilight walked to the kitchen and opened the fridge. Inside, she found some pancakes and haybacon, cooked just the way she liked it. She picked it up, used a small heating spell, and poured some syrup on it. While eating, she looked over her list. For some reason, there was a fourth step. It was very messily written, so she probably wrote it while sleep deprived.

“step four; look a t weird magic fulctuation.”

Twilight closed her eyes and used a basic magic-sensing spell. She could see the aura of everypony in Ponyville, and the powerful glow of the Tree of Harmony. She searched around, and found two small auras from two unknown creatures in the Whitetail Woods, bearing the faint trace of voidspace. She ended her spell and opened her eyes.

I think I’ll go get my friends and investigate. It never hurts to learn new things! Maybe it’s some transdimensional visitors, and they’re the ones chosen to represent their people! Or maybe it’s just Discord messing around again.

Twilight internally sqee’d.

Either way, it’s an exciting experience!

Twilight shrugged.

After all, what could go wrong?