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Cuddle(Written for The Magic Of MotherHood collab)
Cuddle(Written for The Magic Of MotherHood collab)
Rarity, having a long stressful day of work, didn't want to do anything more than lay down and cry. She was overdue with all her orders and everyone was complaining about her lateness. All she wanted to do now was have a nice romantic evening with her wife, Fluttershy.
“Okay darling, I'm ready.” Rarity called, dressed in nothing more than silky sapphire blue lingerie.
“Are you sure this will help?” Fluttershy asked skeptically, rubbing her hands together
“Of course, why wouldn't it?” Rarity said, as she stalked towards Fluttershy with a hungry look in her eyes.
“Because you look like you're about to murder me!” Fluttershy replied, shrinking into her hair.
Bursting into tears, Rarity collapsed onto her wife. “Oh Fluttershy! I can't take it anymore! My orders are backed up, my parents have gotten worse, and now the car broke down! Everything's just horrible!"
Fluttershy stroked her wife's hair, while whispering words of comfort into her ears. Somehow, they'd get through this.
Just then, the door slowly creaked open, revealing Emerald, the couple's toddler son. Fluttershy (thinking quickly) wrapped Rarity in a blanket to shield the young boy from his mother's revealing outfit.
“Why is Mommy crying?” Emerald asked, rubbing his teal eyes, his pink and purple striped hair sticking up like a little halo.
"Because I'm a horrible person, that’s why!" Rarity said, and leaned tighter into Fluttershy's embrace as she continued to cry.
Emerald shuffled over, and with great effort, climbed on the bed. Wrapping his little arms around his younger mother's neck, he gave her a kiss on the cheek.
"Its okay, Mommy," Emerald said sweetly, as he mimicked the way his mother comforted him whenever he had a bad dream, "It'll be okay."
Rarity sniffled, a wavering yet proud smile forming on her face, "Whatever did I do to get such a caring son like you, my little gem?"
Fluttershy shifted and wrapped her arms around the joys of her life. They sat in silence as Rarity's sniffles slowed before ceasing.
"How would you like to sleep with us tonight?" Rarity asked, as the little boy struggled to stay awake.
Emerald freed himself from the three way hug and climbed off the bed, "Okay, let me get Starry!" He set off to get the star covered plush cat.
"This," Rarity looked towards Fluttershy, a content expression overtaking her features, "Was a much better way to relax."
“Yes it was my love." Fluttershy smiled as their son rejoined them, climbing into their bed.
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Ugly(Written for Twilestia Prompt Tag Collab)
A few months ago, Princess Celestia and her wife, Princess Twilight Sparkle, birthed the first foal born of two mares. The rare magic they had used to weave the child together had cause some defects during the foals formation.
“I've finally gotten him to sleep!” Celestia said with smile, entering the chamber she shared with Twilight.
“That great!” Twilight replied, forcing a half smile on her face.
“What is it my dear?”Celestia questioned, trotting up to her young wife.
“I don't know. You know the saying 'a face only a mother could love'?” asked Twilight, turning her gaze out the window.
“Yes." Celestia wondered where her beloved was going with this.
“Well," started Twilight, walking towards the window, "As much as I love our little sunshine, he's not as cute as The other colts. Due to his birth defects."
“He is the first baby to be made entirely by magic. We tried the best we could." Celestia walked up behind her wife.
“I know, I'm just worried that he will be made fun of by everyone and..”
“And what?” Celestia nuzzled her wife, trying to coax out the answer.
“I don't know! I love my child, I really truly do! Sometimes though I look at him and I just think how... how ugly he is." Twilight turned to face her wife, tears streaming down her face. "I'm a horrible mother, aren't I? I'm so shallow!"
Celestia gave her a kiss and whispered softly in her ear, while wiping her tears away. ”You're not.This is some flaw that all ponies have, you're not the first mother in history to think that. What's important is to love him, with all of your heart, despite the way he looks.”
Twilight sniffled leaning into her wife, "And I do. Thank you."
“Wah!" Celestia and Twilight broke apart at the sound of their foal crying.
“And there goes our moment of reprease." joked Twilight, trotting over to the nursery.
Celestia laughed at Twilight's remark, the sound like the tinkle of a bell.Twilight lifted her son out of his bed. The little colt was wear a onesie covered in small yellow ducks, a gift from his Aunt Rarity.
“You little stinker," Twilight blew a raspberry at her little colt, "Why can't you sleep?” the colt gave a smile and a coo to his mother.
Twilight picked him up and carried him to the other room where Celestia was. She gently laid him down rest his head on her hoof as she snuggles up next to Celestia in the bed.
The colt seemed just wanted to be with his mother's and soon fell back into a content and peaceful slumber.
“You know, despite what one may say on how he looks, he's quite adorable when he sleeps.” Celestia stated, wrapping a blanket around the three of them
“Yes he does.”Twilight said, a smile overtaking her features.
Twilight whispered in her son's ear, ”You are are most precious thing in the world to us.I don't care if you may look different from every pony else, mommy and I love you more then anything else in the world."
The three of them then fell into deep and content sleep.
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Keeping On The Sunny Side Of Life Chapter one Your Dreams Do Come True(The First Fanfic I wrote for the site! Pre pare for cringe)
Author's Note
Prologue
I Wrote this when I was 13,and new nothing about this site
Keeping On The Sunny Side Of Life Chapter one Your Dreams Do Come True(The First Fanfic I wrote for the site! Pre pare for cringe)
Chapter One: Your Dreams Do Come True
''Okay, what they heck are you talking about’’ ?
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Keeping On The Sunny Side Of Life chapter 2
Keeping On The Sunny Side Of Life chapter 2
It turns out Polly lived in mansion outside of MaInhattan. She got rich through her world-wide pitstop chain, which is basically an equestrian equivalent of a gas station . She's also works as a model.I told her a little about myself as well, she seemed to give me pity.
"Bobby, could you write your name on this piece of paper so I can remember it?"
"Here", I said and I then wrote it down. By and by, we made it to mansion .
‘’Now, what do you think of the place dear’’.
"It's amazing!," I exclaimed. The mansion was very big. It had a huge library,an indoor pool and a golden staircase .
"Miss Pinch,who have you picked"?, says a stallion.
''Oh,he's our guest’
"Snob...",she looks at the paper "Bobby, this is Grape Juice",
"How do you do"?, I said with a smile while also holding out my hand.
"Great, another person to clean after", said the stallion.
"Oh, I won't be that much trouble’’, I tried to reassure him.
"Yeah, I wish" the stallion said and left.
‘’Lobby’’?
"Um, Its Bobby, but if you want to call me Bob thats fine." I replied.
"Ok whatever it is. You must be very tired, I bet."
‘’Not really’’
"Of course you are, you're just excited. Could you please go to bed."
"Okay, thats fine by me", I said.
"Good, you can sleep on my bed".
"Night Polly".
"Night Monkey
As I got into the bed, for some reason, a weird thought popped in my head that I should leave. I tried to push that thought out of my head, but thought kept coming back in my head. I could not get it to stop saying, 'get out here and go back home .get out of here and go back home .because theres probably danger." After while I came to the conclusion that was my anxiety talking and soon I fell asleep.
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Sometime later I heard a someone yelling at me to get up .I soon slowly woke up.
‘’WAKE UP ,WAKE UP YOU LITTLE MULE!! ’’. It was Polly ,''Good you're awake".
''What time is it, where am I and why is there a chain around my foot?'' I said.
''Shut up!. and get up you, its time to work.'' She grabs my hand with her ora and drags me down stairs.
''Work on what''?
‘’Your jobs ‘’.
‘’What jobs?’’
''Just do what Celestia da..''
''Miss Pinch, you probably should explain what's going on. I mean you grabbed him and took him out of bed with no explanation," said Grape Juice.
''Fine", she moans, "You said you need a home and you said?''
''Yah?''
''And you can have that, sort of.''
'What do you mean?''
"Lets just say this is like an apartment, and you need to pay each month or so. Because you are staying here you have to do something like that. You have little chores to repay me .
''Like what?''
''Oh nothing much just, doing my taxes, doing all the paperwork, cleaning the house and making the supper.''
''What?! Im not doing all that. Screw this, I'm leaving and find a better place were I don't half to do all that.''. I started to head towards the door.
''Oh , can't leave?''
''Why not?''
''Remember that paper I made you sign?''
'Yeah ?'
''Well, that was a contract that states that you are legally my property. And you can't ever leave me.''
''Wait?,are you saying I'm your slave?
''Oh no no ,no Im saying if you now working for a better time.'' ''The more of the things that you do good you will get to have more benefits more respected and more love.''
" If I don't do well?''
''You will get a beating and half to sleep in the attic on the floor with no food or water two day. You can't be seen by any pony, because they would be afraid of you.''
"So what you're saying is…''
''No talking!,To summaries you're my pet monkey and what I want you to do now is dance monkey dance.''
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Untitled Fanfic for Flutterdash Change contest(UNFINISHED WITH REST OF IDEAS AT BUTOM )
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Adult movie;Chapter One:The Dare
It was a warm saturday autumn.A perfect day for a picnic by the lake with some best friends.and that's what Rarity had planned a nice picnic with two of her 6 best friends she didn't get to spend that much time with Applejack and Rainbow Dash."Do I half to be here?" the young whiny teenage filly named Crystal Clarity asked
"Of course sweetie! Why wouldnt be here."Her mother Rarity says with cheer.
"Its just I don't want to be stuck foal sitting a bunch of obnoxious colts!''
"Your brother isn't obnoxious,In Fact He's quite the angle."
"That's what makes him obnoxious hes to much of a goodie goodie." Crystal says.
"Speaking of T, where is he?"
"He's over there by the tree reading a comic."
"Could you go and tell him that I need him to help me,by setting up the kiddy table."
"Ugg,fine"
In no time the blankets and the tables were set up and the two tomboy mothers came with their sons.
"Howdy Rares, I brought Granny's Famous potato salad! Like she always its not a gathering without it."Applejack hands rarity and cold paces of tupperware.
"Ahh thanks jacky."Rarity says trying to hold back a face of unpleasant disgusted.
" Yeah its nice to have food that isnt premade and frozen."Rainbow dash says.
"And how are you Golden?"
"Fine"he says.
"And you Prism?' Rarity soon notices that he wasn't paying attention and was rather playing a video game.
"Rainbow could you please tell your son to stop playing that game and pay attention and talk to us."Rarity says with annoyance.
"Hey,bolt get of the game and talk"Rainbow yells then gives him a slight bonk on the head.
"key mom!" Prison gowns
Rarity frowns at rainbows solution to the problem.And then says "Now that were all here shall we eat?"
The mares sit together on a blanket talking and chatting,While the foals sit at a kitty tale a few feet behind.
"Check this killer attack smash out!" prism shows his Game Colt Advances to Golden.
"Cool!,What do you think Turquoise Blitz?"
"Ohh my mother doesn't want me to look or play those games."
a awesome good game.I bet you don't even play video games."
" First off Please don't curse,Second I do,I like Pic man and Mareo kart.Speaking of which do you have any of those on your game colt?I'd like to see you play it."
"I don't have it with me."
"Ohh okey."
"Yah right like you play video games. You know mother Doesn't approve of video games."Crystal says.
"I know mother won't approve, But i'd try."
"You do ever thing mother and father says.Your a goody two shoes mamas boy "Crystal says.
"T, are you gay?" Prism asks.
"NO I'M NOT!!!"T yells.
"Shrue you aren't. Prism says very condescendingly.
"No, i'm not! mares can really hot!" T explains.
"Shut up Pism he's not a fagot.But I will agree with his sister he is a loser mama's boy." said Golden
"I AM NOT." T yelled
"What's with all the yelling over there" applejack yells
"Nothing ma just talking about a movie." golden yells
" just be a little quieter okay?!"
"Okey!!"
Turquoise lowers his voices and says "Look I just do the right thing thats all.I have a reputation as a kind soul and I plan to keep it that way."
“Yah Yah,Look will stop thinking you as a no good lose goodie two shows when you do something bad for once."Prism says
All do whatever you say. T says
"Really?Then I dare you to get a adult movie from the video store and watch!"Prsom says.
"I already seen an R rated movie before"
"He means a prono you dumb ass."
Crystal Clarity who had been trying to ignore them and she had enough of this and said "Sweet Celestia I'm leaving. You guys are so immature."
"Isn't that against the law?"T asks
"Yeah,But it's the only way to prove your not a Good goodie ."Golden says
"Fine but you're watching it with me."T says
"Fine by me,I like seeing ponies fuck."Prism says
"Fine its a deal,But no cussing."T
Prism and Golden roll there eyes and start to eat.
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EGG written for falcon colab(TEEN)
Pipsqueak was waiting for his “partner” on the way to school as she had their “baby”. They were asked to take care of an egg over a 3 day weekend to simulate parenthood. Though they did a decent job, Sweetie Belle kept on saying that they would have done better if she was paired with Button.
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But its funny(didn't half to do with mlp to much because it was about ytp))
It was a free period for Rarity and Rainbow Dash. But spending an 45 minutes in the cort yard gets boring most of the time so Rarity and Rainbow always and figure out what to do! Most days they just mess around on there school computers trying to find a fun site that isn't blocked! Other times the just talk about there future,like what will they do after high school or ,what will they name there children. But almost always there bored out of there gored!"
"So Rares,find any good games?" Rainbow said messing around making squares on her desktop.
"Right now I'm on Pbs kids website playing a Arthur dress up game." Rarity said.
"Ohh,sounds like fun." Rainbow said sarcstiliy.Though herring the word Pbs kids kids reminder her of a certien You Tube video she watched last night while she was doing her geometry homework.It was a very stupid video she thought but it would be better then what they were doing now!.
"Hey rares!"
"What darling?"
"I want to show you a video."
"Ughh, it isn't a prank video is it?"
"No"
"What is it?"
"It's a You Tube Poop!"
"Im not going to watch some guy have a bm!"
"No,its not that."
"Then what is it?"
Rainbow was stumped on how to define a You Tube Poop.But she knew that once Rarity saw it she get it. Rainbow went on you tube which she was glad wasn't blocked and looked up Caillou Rapes Bill May's firetruck.She looked around the aria to make sure no other students or teachers were around."I just hope no one checks my computer screen in the offices!" she thinks to her self.
Rarity gets a brief look at the title before rainbow goes full screen "Did the title say what i though it said?" Rarity said
"Yep" Rainbow said skipping an add for Progressive.
The video stated with the title card of Caillou throng pizza dough the narrator lady says" Caillou the Brests!" With the word breasts sounding out of places and disjointed. The video cuts to Caillou waiting at his house. while Bill Cosby dances in the back ground.
"Was that Bill Cosby?" Rarity said.
"Yah,just watch" Rainbow said
" Caillou was wating to be gay with the twins" said the narrator. Rarity twitches her eye. "he wanted to play a fun game with a whip" agin all the words sounded disjointed.
Caillou went inside the house as the shot gets replayed 5 times.He enters the the dining room were he asks his mother"What are we having for dinner mommy" The word dinner sounding like it game from a man not a child. his mommy responds with" Caillou" then proceeding the mom is holding a photo shopped gun. then a gun shot sound effected happans with a blank screen.It then cuts to a picture of Caillou that says Rip Caillou 1846-2049.
Rainbow laughs real hard! while Rarity just roles her eyes. But when the video cuts back to him opening the door.
"I thought he died?" Rarity said.
"Oh no one ever dies in a You Tube Poop!"
When Caillou opens the door it shows a clip from Freddy got fingered of He's a child molester,He closes it a agin to open to see to black boys he closes it agin. and opens it a agin.
"guess what were going to make!" Caillou says.
"Pizza" one of the black kids say. it then cuts to shows Caillou angry ."No you dumb fuck" Caillou suposivley said."Were making pizzas!"
"Isn't that what he said?" Rarity asks.
"Yah thats the point!"
It then cuts to them making making pizzas that have penis on them with Caillou talking about how to masterbate Rarity covers her eyes and says "please skip"
"Fine" rainbow says out of annoyances and skips one mittue in were the plot and animshtion and voices today changed!
"Did i miss something?"
"No"
The narrator said" Caillou was existed to go to the getto [/color with a clementine's Negro family!"
"Are you ready to go Caillou?" clementines mother said.
Caillou wisbers to his dad as the narrator explains he had to do something first. it then cut to hi m flushing the toilet. "Okey teddy time to die" he said.
Rainbows laughter of this weird unfunny crap made rarity get real angry. She questioned rainbow dash see of humor and why the were friends. Rarity was doing her best to hold in her annoyance until it got to the part with the bill mays pach and Caillou was masterbaitng to his sister. That Rarity lost it.
"Rainbow Dash, What kind of sick twisted video is this? This isn't clever. This dosnt have a plot or a premiss? Why dose this exist?Why do you find this funny?"
Rainbow just sat there confused on why her best friend didn't get the joke."But its hilarious!"
"To you it may be but not to me!"
The belle rang ,Rarity got her things and left and head to her next class.
Rainbow stood there with a tear coming down her eye saying"I hoped this would bring us closer to gather."
Author's Note
F*ck this story
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Epilogue to But its funny
Rainbow walked very sad the lane.She didn't mean to insult her best friend. She made it home,and plopped on her dirty bed,and teaerd up.
*Ring*
"Salutations Rainbow!.Because everybody else is talking about,I thought id see the new Star Wars movie!"And I thought I see it with my best friend Rainbow Dash!"
"But what about are fight?" Rainbow asked.
"What fight? Oh that! Daring thats all in the past one thing that we don't fine in common wouldn't ruin our friendship!" Rarity said smiling.
"Really!?"
"Of course darling! Im not that paddy!"Rarity give her find a hug. 'Now are you coming?"
"Sure!" Rainbow said shocked.
Rainbow burst in side with exsilerhstzion and gets her coat and cash!" Going to the movies mom!"
"What ever!"
"Im ready!"
"Great!" Rarity says with a smile! They enter Rarity's 2013 Acura ILX Sedan,and Rainbow can't help but say one thing" Rares?"
"Yes?"
"You know your the greatest friend in the world"
"Thank you sweetie,your quite a nice one as well." The two of them blushed as Rarity laid her hand on rainbows!"
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Adult movie;Chapter 2 :The Decsion
Adult movie;Chapter 2 :The Decsion
A week had passed and T had thought his dare was just a joke. So It hasn't been on his mind.
"Hunny bun could you finish the laundry for me?I have a large order to fill."Rarity says.
"Of course mother!"
"Thank you sweetie."She gets up from chair and gives him a kiss on the forehead
T goes down stairs and goes outside putting some clothing on the hangers.
"Hey!,T what you doing?"Golden said
T noticed that Golden and prsom were being the backyard fences.Prsom was hovering over while Golden hung over "I'm drying Clothes what's it look like?"
"Wow,that really doesn't help your argument" Prism says.
"What argument?"Turquoise asked.
"The fact that your not a lame mama cock stucking goodie goodie.".Prism says.T glares at Prism Bolt"Look are you coming or what?"
"Were are we going?" T asks very confused.
"Were going to Buckbuster to get the tape!"
"Oh ,That?"T gives a facehoof just realizing that they were serious about they had said."Look guys,I don't really want to do it."
"Okay,fine be a wimp you're missing out."
"I'm not a wimp,I'm just doing the right thing.Look guys you're making more like bullies then friends."
"Okay,Yes maybe we're to harsh on you.And maybe we could of done something else but..."
Turquoise stop Golden before he could finish."Is this just some crazy scheme to jerk off cause if so i'm telling."
"Yes and No T.Its about proving that you're not a loser."Golden says.
"Besides we dared you to do it.That means you half to."
Turquoise thought about what they were saying.One the one hoof there right he was too nieces and kind of a push over.But on the other hoof,that niceness gave him a reputation.But then agin he did need some adventure in his life.For paet sack his mom fights monsters and travels the depths of equestria. And his father helps out with secret Canterlot stuff and will ascshinaly help out with his mom and her friends as well !Though what they were doing was bad and hed get in alot of trouble.And he didn't like to get his parents mad especially his dad.Dragons have terrible tempers.But It was a dare and these were his friends and If proving he wasn't a dowses meant that he had to break the law so be it.
"So T are you coming?"
"Yeah lets do this. "T said with excitement
"Good lets go."
"No not now?"
"Why?"
" I half to finish the laundry first."