cupcakes

John was just a normal man.Everything was normal in his life. Until one day which will aways stay in his mind. He will always remember it. Remember….

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It was just a normal day for the life of John. He woke up that day feeling motivated.

“Ahh!” He said. “What a nice day!” He breathed the air outside.”I should go out for a run today!” He opened the door and got his stuff ready and started to run. He ran for about 15 minutes until somebody came up to him.

“Hello!” She said. “Do you want to have some cupcakes!”

She was dressed in pink clothes and had pink hair.

“They’re free!” She said unnaturally happy.

He picked one up. He took a big bite out of the cupcake. It was the best thing that he ever tasted in 10 years. He took another one and another and more until the box was empty

“Sorry!” He said with crumbs in his mouth.

“That’s ok!” She said really happily.

He continued on with his run as his legs went back and forth.

After John ran off, she started laughing. Maniacally.

When John came home, he decided to brush his teeth. He ran past a book that was out of place and brushed his teeth. He went to his computer and started playing some games. Then he started coughing weirdly.

“I must be getting a cold” He croaked. Then he coughed out his heart.

He stared at the heart that he coughed right on his hand. Then he started screaming. He raced to feel his pulse. It was still there. He didn’t know what to do. So he called his friend.

“Samuel! Something fucking weird happened to me!” He said, “Come over here immediately!”

Samuel was John’s friend and they had been friends since they were 9. His friend came over.

“Dude what is so bad- oh my fucking god,” said Samuel. He stared at the heart his friend was holding. “Are you undead?”

“No,” John said. “I can still feel my pulse,”

“Dude,we have to get you to the hospital,” Samuel said.

“No, I think I don’t need a hospital,” John said  “Let’s go upstairs and talk about it,”

Both of the friends went upstairs and they sat in John’s bedroom. John sat on the bed. Samuel sat in the chair.

“What is the reason behind this,” said Samuel. “What is going on here?”

“I don’t know Samuel,” John said.”But it’s so fucking weird”

“Dude! Your eye!” screamed Samuel.

John’s eye was hanging from its socket. It was dangling down from its place.

“OH MY FUCKING GOD!” John screamed. He ran to the bathroom and checked in the mirror.  Samuel was correct. John pulled at it and felt a very sharp pain. He tugged and tugged at it but it wouldn’t budge. Then suddenly, it fell off. He screamed with just one eye. He closed his eye then opened it. The other eye fell off as well. Blood started squirting all over the place. On the walls, on the mirror, and on the ceiling. Then he opened his eyes. He saw something even weirder. He had new eyes, except they were bigger.

“Dude, what the fuckity fucking fuck asshole shit cunt is going on here,” said Samuel.

“This is the weirdest fucking thing that happened to me,” John said.

“Dude your skin!” said Samuel.

John looked down at his skin. He screamed louder than usual. His skin was growing green fur. He screamed again and started slapping his skin. He screamed again. More green fur started to grow on him. Until it covered his face and body. He ran downstairs to his kitchen and grabbed a big butcher knife. He flinched and jabbed it down in his arm. He stabbed it blood started squirting everywhere. He screamed really loud.

“DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” yelled Samuel.

“Ending my life!” yelled John. As he kept stabbing himself. Even more, blood sprayed on the kitchen tiles and he screamed as loud.

“Dude stop killing yourself!” yelled Samuel.

“I can’t,” said John as he sat down at the counter. “What am I anymore?”

“I don’t know dude,  but look!” said Samuel. “You’re growing wings!”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” yelled John.He was growing purple wings. His back started to hurt as blood squirted all over the walls. “HELP ME!”

“I’m TRYING!” yelled Samuel. He grabbed a rag and started cleaning up the gallons of blood on the walls. “Shhh.It’s gonna be ok,”

Then John looked up. Blood started trickling down his head. He felt his head. He screamed louder. He had a horn. “OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME!”

“Wait a moment!” Said Samuel.”You’re turning into a pony from MLP!”

“No, no NOOOO!” yelled John.”I AM FUCKED!”

Then suddenly, intestines started pouring out of his mouth. He started screaming. His small intestine poured out. Then his large intestine poured out of his mouth. He screamed again.

“I think I’m gonna go now,” said Samuel. “See you later-“ Suddenly a bullet flew through Samuel’s head.

“NOOO!” yelled John. He looked out the window and yelled “DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK!” Then a weird light came out of his horn and zapped someone. It was the sniper!

“Oh my god,” Said John. “THAT WAS COOL! Wait, what am I saying!” He looked down on the floor and found his friend lying down, dead. “You will always be remembered,”

Then suddenly his body started shifting. “OH MY FUCKING GOD!” He screamed. His body shifted into a pony position. Then he started growing a tail out of his ass.

“NO!” he screamed as his fingers started falling off and more blood started squirting on the wall. “No! NO!” he screamed again as he grew a big mane.

Then he fell down and started crying, when he woke up he saw something that was really weird.

“Hello!” It said. “Welcome to Equestria!”