cupcakes

“Welcome to Equestria!” John looked up at the thing that was standing in front of him. It looked like a pony with different colors.It had a weird picture like that weird Care bears cartoon.

He spat. “Go fuck yourself,” His eyes got droopy and everything went black.

He woke up in a big dark room. He saw a pony with a horn and light blue skin.

“Hello John,” It said, “My name is Lyra,”

“Where am I? Who am I? WHAT THE FUCK IS-“

“Shhhh” Lyra looked at John “You’re with me now,”

“Okay, I’m gonna go now,” said John as he walked to the door. It wouldn’t budge “Ummm… can I go?” John started sweating.

“You are going to see me. And you’re gonna love me”

“No! NO! NO!” John ran to the door, banging on it. As Lyra got closer he screamed.He FUCKING SCREAMED HIS FUCKING VOCAL CORDS OUT. “GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE,” He felt some hooves against his ass.

“Come with me sweetie-pie”

Then suddenly Lyra jumped on top of him. She started humping him like fuck. He muffled a screamed as he pushed Lyra off him. But she kept on coming back. Then he started having an orgasm. Semen started squirting all over on the wall. Then he threw Lyra on the wall.

“GET THE FUCK BACK SWEETIE-PIE!” Lyra went to the back of him and kept on clopping on him.

He had enough. He didn’t want to have any more sex. He rammed into Lyra with his horn. “YEAH YOU LIKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER! TASTE THAT NIGGER FAGGOT!” The horn went through Lyra. Blood started squirting out of her mouth. “Fuck you,” he said.

He got out into the open town of Ponyville. It looked like Ponyville in that stupid My Little Pony show that he hated. Then suddenly, something pulled him into one of the buildings.

“You look beautiful,” John saw a white pony with a purple mane. “You look sexy,”

Then the purple pony started humping him against mirrors. She started shoving her vagina into his penis. He ran out of the shop.

“OH MY GOD! I WANT TO FUCK THAT PONY,” Everyone else said. They started chasing him.

“NO!” he screamed. He started running for his life. He saw a hiding place. He hid In that hiding place. “What the fuck did I get into,” he said to himself. Then he saw something that made him smile. He saw a chainsaw on the ground. “HAHAHAHA!” he started up the chainsaw.

Pinkie pie was sitting in her house. “If I could just get that long gargantuan penis that John has,” She started fantasizing about fucking John. Then she saw a figure that looked like John. “OH JOHN! FUCK ME,” she yelled at John.

“YOU WANT SOME DICK BITCH!” John yelled. He grabbed cupcakes and started shoving it in Pinkie-Pie’s mouth. Then he cut open her belly and grabbed out her stomach. Then he took a big bite out of her stomach. Then he started stabbing her over and over again.

“Oh, what happened to Pinkie-pie?” asked Rainbow dash. She looked at the body of Pinkie-Pie.

“Looks like she was gutted and choked.” Twilight checked close to the body. “Wait a moment! This might be John,” She proved this evidence by looking at the knife. It had John written on it. “We should go. Something bad might happen,” Twilight left but Rainbow Dash stayed there.

“Goodbye Pinkie-Pie,” she stared at the corpse. Then suddenly out of nowhere John appeared with a chainsaw and plunged it into Rainbow Dash. Blood and gore went everywhere. Rainbow Dash screamed a scream of agony.