Evan! You're Fired!

Did you know you can actually bake, rather boil, a portal to Equestria? All it takes is a pot of water, instant noodles, a gas stove, a scented candle, and plain dumb luck. Don't try this at home kids.

Evan Perkins ends up in Equestria after neglecting to watch his Ramon noodles. Gifted with a new equine body and a second chance to live, he decides it can't be all that bad. Right?

(may or may not have sexual content. Don't hold your breath for either one)