The Princess

You take a shorts stroll through Ponyville. You just moved into the town because you found a new job opening. You decided to take in some fresh and get used to the place that was your new home. You didn't know anypony here, so you also decided to meet some new ponies.

As you were walking along the path, a big, dark forest comes into your view. Nopony told you about this, and you were curious about what lies inside. But from the looks of it, you decided not to. That place gives you the creeps.You decided to walk away and go somewhere else. But just as you were about to turn, you heard a soft sound coming from the opening of the forest.

What could it be? Your mind was filled with thoughts. Was it something dangerous? Or could anypony possible need help? You decided to go with the latter because your concern overpowered your fear.

You took careful, cautious steps towards the source of the sound. The was a decent-sized bush with a few leaves scattered around. As you slowly peeked your head to see what was behind the bush, you spotted a body in the shape of a pony! This pony was a mare with a lavender coat. You gasped as the mare began to wake up.

She rubbed her eyes with her hooves and got up. "Where am I?" She asked. "Who are you?"

You recognized this pony immediately. It was the very famous Princess Twilight Sparkle! You were her biggest fan! You couldn't believe that this was happening to you. It's not everyday that you see a princess lying near a creepy forest.

There was no way a royal princess would speak to a nopony like you. But you wanted to talk to her. What was the first thing you would say to her?

"Hey, you're Princess Twilight Sparkle!"

"Are you lost?"

"IMMA KIIIIIIILL YOU!"

Hello?