How To Survive Your Giant Marefriend

As Spike opened his eyes, all he could see was a shade of bright red all around him. The young adult dragon woke up from his slumber with a jolt, shocked to discover that he was not in his own bed anymore. As he took in his surroundings, he realized that the walls felt just like flower pedals and that everything smelled like roses. He had no idea how or why, but for some reason, he had woken up laying inside a giant rose.

As he climbed out carefully to the edge to see what the outside was like, he found himself inside the bedroom of his marefriend Rarity. Except something wasn't quite right. Everything seemed so much bigger than normal. And why the hay was he inside a giant flower?!

Then suddenly, the door creaked open and there she stood. The most beautiful, elegant and fashionable mare in all of Ponyville, with a figure that drove every stallion crazy. It may have taken a long time, but Spike was incredibly thankful to have finally earned Rarity's heart. Even though she only agreed to officially go out with him once he was of proper age, it was worth it. Around her neck, she wore the necklace adorned with the fire ruby he had given her.

Spike couldn't take his eyes off of the beautiful white unicorn as she approached the dresser he was on, stomping more loudly with each step. He called out as loud as he could so that she would notice him. It seemed to work as she turned her face in his direction. A smile lit up her face and she let out a happy sigh. Spike had given Rarity the roses yesterday as a gift for their anniversary and she absolutely loved them. Now they sat in a vase on her dresser as a reminder of that wonderful day.

Rarity reached out her hand and picked up one of the flowers. The same one that little Spike was in. The force of the movement sent the tiny dragon tumbling backwards. A sense of dread washed over him as the giant mare lifted the flower up to her muzzle to smell its lovely fragrance. Spike struggled to hold onto the stamen, but the force of Rarity's sniff was too strong and he was sucked right up into her nostril.

It was dark, damp, hairy and sticky. Spike didn't know how he was going to get out, though he had a rather frightening idea. His fears were confirmed as he heard Rarity's breath starting to hitch and felt her head tilting back. "Ah...ahh...ahhh....!" Spike closed his eyes and prepared for launch.

"H-Ha-CHOOO!" Rarity sneezed, landing her tiny drakefriend in the palm of her hand. Instead of looking down and seeing him there, however, she wiped her hand on her shirt, causing him to stick to her chest. "Oh Heavens!" she exclaimed. "I do hope I'm not developing hay fever. Roses have never made me sneeze before."

As Spike regained his wits after that disorienting ordeal, he took a moment to figure out where he was. As it turned out, he was lying face down on Rarity's massive left breast. Astonished, he moved his hand in a circular motion like he was scrubbing it to get a feel for its soft, marshmallowy texture, just to be sure he was indeed correct. Rarity must have felt him there since the next thing he saw was her giant hand instinctively coming down on the tender area. Spike probably would've been spotted if he hadn't panicked and tumbled down into the enormous crevasse that was his marefriend's cleavage. Her hand quickly scratched the itchy spot.

"Perhaps I'm catching a cold," Rarity reasoned. "I must start drinking fluids and resting right away just in case. I don't want to risk being too sick to take Spike to the opera on Friday." Spike groaned internally. He hated operas. He could never understand a word that was sung and was always completely confused the entire time. Still, as long as he was spending time with his favorite mare, he usually found it more bearable.

In the meantime, Spike decided to make himself comfortable in between the two big cushions that made up Rarity's magnificent bust. Even though his common sense told him he should really try harder to get her attention, he just found it impossible to resist the cozy, relaxing motion created by her walking. It was like resting on a tube in a swimming pool, mixed with the rhythmic sound of her beating heart and the soothing aroma of her lavender perfume.

When Rarity poured a glass of orange juice and swallowed a big sip of it, Spike could hear it running down her throat, sounding almost like a waterfall. He was starting to feel like he could stay like this forever because he really was in paradise right now.

The giant unicorn made her way back to her bedroom and crawled into her bed to take a nap and hopefully fight off this "cold." As she lifted up the covers to lie down, the ride started getting too shaky for Spike and he started feeling like he was going to puke. Rarity lay down on her side, wrapping her body in the thick blankets. Her arms were squeezing her breasts so hard that the tiny dragon could barely breathe. He pushed as hard as he could to free himself before he got crushed. Finally, he popped out and landed on the nice soft sheet.

Spike gasped desperately for air, coughing as he did so. When he was once again able to breathe, he got to his feet carefully and stretched out his back. Then, summoning all the strength he could, he climbed up onto the flowery pillow up to Rarity's sleeping face. As beautiful as she was when she slept, he just had to wake her up so she could help him before anything terrible happened. Spike shouted as loud as her could, but his calls were drowned out by the sound of the mare's heavy breathing. He took a long, deep breath, drawing a ton of air into his lungs. Unfortunately for him, Rarity unconsciously did the same and before Spike could shout his loudest cry yet, he was blown back by the huge gust of wind blowing from her nose.

Spike's back slammed into Rarity's forearm. It hurt a little bit, but it was soft enough to not do any major damage. Clearly, he was going to have to think of another plan. And then it hit him. Maybe he could tickle her awake. He slid down the pillow and started making his way to the most ticklish part of Rarity's body: her belly. Crawling under the bedsheets to get there was like venturing into a deep dark cave with only the faintest light from outside to guide him.

At last, he reached his destination. He grabbed the bottom of the colossal mare's shirt and pulled it up to reveal her vast, smooth, white tummy. It was as if he were pulling back a grand stage curtain and showing off a great blank canvas. Once Rarity's belly was adequately exposed, the mischievous little dragon was ready to commence with the rude awakening.

He began to twiddle his fingers all up and down Rarity's belly, spreading his arms as far and wide as he could reach. The great wall started twitching irritably and he started to hear a faint giggle from up ahead. His plan was working. He began running up and down the length of the belly to increase the tickle even more. Soon enough, Rarity was jerking rapidly and giggling harder as she woke.

Suddenly, Rarity screamed and jumped out of bed. "OH CELESTIA! THERE'S A FILTHY VERMIN IN MY BED!!!" she shouted. Spike tried to tell her it was him and begged her not to hurt him, but she picked up a shoe and started whacking the bed with it to try and kill the "vermin." The terrified little dragon found cover underneath a pillow and waited a little while to catch his breath. Rarity lifted the pillow and prepared to strike the final blow, until she finally got a good look at what she was aiming for and filled with shock and regret. It was no vermin. It was her drakefriend!

"Spike?! Is... is that you?!" Rarity asked.

"Y-Yeah! It's me, Rarity! Don't hurt me!" Spike pleaded.

The white mare put the shoe down and picked up her tiny boyfriend in the palms of her hands.

"Oh my gosh! I am so, SO sorry! I had no idea! Are you alright, darling?"

"Yeah, don't worry! I'm fine!"

"Oh, thank goodness. Why are you so tiny?"

"I have no idea. I really need your help.

"Well don't you worry, Spikey-Wikey. You can count on me to keep you safe. However..." A sly smirk crept across her face. "...now that I've gotten a good look at you, I must say you're actually quite adorable like this."

Hearing that made Spike's face turn bright red, which made Rarity chuckle a bit. She leaned in and ever so gently planted a kiss on his forehead. Spike didn't know how he got in this situation, but at least he has somepony as amazing as Rarity to help him through it.