After getting off the train, getting separated from the one pony who is named Starlight Glimmer and and the purple dragon named Spike, learning how to clone myself, make gems glow, learning that the void beyond the blue vortex is my own pocket dimension in a sense, telling these peasants my name, and meeting the other princesses, I got to see the baby.

I jumped onto the bed that held the infant abomination that just so happens to be an alicorn as well. Talk about mary sues. I looked at my paw. With the things I now know, I'm a mary sue in a way.

"Of course, I could be wrong!" Yelled the lavender horse named Twilight.

I rolled my eyes, I then tuned them out like I always do and thought about my new abilities. Making gems glow is pretty cool but it's not useful. Cloning is good for when I need to be at multiple places at the same time. Having my own pocket dimension is pretty cool too. I even made a floating island in that void that I will soon call The Molten Mountains. Its going to be lava, stone, ash, usual hell stuff, but I just made it a red island as a placeholder for something greater. 'In that dimension, I can literally do anything I want apparently. In that realm, I am a god. I am-' Unfortunately, I was rudely interrupted by the demon foal sneezing and releasing a fuck ton of magic.

I instinctively moved slightly closer to Twilight. I almost shit myself.

But that energy felt...... good. Okay so maybe I'm stealing that energy the demon baby is releasing.

"Lloyd, can you help Pinkie and I keep watch on the baby?" Asked the purple alicorn.

"Wow, you must be really desperate for help if you ask me of all people!" That is true; the baby is really powerful and you actually need people who are competent enough to not fuck up with such an important task of watching royalty. I myself, have never cared about titles, if you can prove that your sad existence has actually accomplished something, you're okay with me. I can already see her friends leave to complete the tasks they've been assigned. Maybe I can twist this event to work in my favor. I could try. "But if you need me, I'll gladly help!"

"Thanks! I really appreciate it!"

"But you owe me a gem! I know about a dragon's diet now so you must have some for Spike!" I have a pretty cool idea involving a cave and glowing gems.

"Deal!" Twilight obliged with my request, throwing me one of the colorful rocks. As soon as I caught it with my mouth I tossed it into the hole in reality I created. I then closed off the tear and jumped onto Twilight's back.

After that conversation, the first magic laser was shot. "Fuck"

That almost killed me, it was so close to my front left paw.

I jumped onto Pinkie then I leaped onto the baby, I grabbed onto her back and planned on staying there. "This is the safest place. She won't shoot herself with magic." I said as I was being mindful of the baby's flapping wings.

I whimpered. This might be a difficult task. Then the pinkish demon foal shot out some more lasers and started flying in some random direction. Fortunately, Twilight prepared magical shields.

The baby abomination latched onto Pinkie and started dragging her around like a doll or something.

I tried to steer the baby like she was a car. It worked I guess. Lean right, she moves a little bit right. Lean left, she moves a little bit left. I started to try and make her move in a circle around the room, but it's harder than it looks. "Stop moving!" I scream at the baby. Surprisingly, she does stop. She tries to look at me. Like she was expecting me to scream another command. "Well, that solves that problem, I guess." I sighed. These past few minutes were stressful.

Unfortunately, the baby took that as her cue to keep flying. Fuuuuuuuuuck!

She then started shooting lasers again.

I observed the situation. I was trying to drive a living car, Pinkie is being held hostage by the living car, and Twilight was trying to quickly summon magic absorbing shields to stop the lasers. The demon baby has a lot of lasers to shoot!

"Pinkie! Hold her still!" Twilight shouted after a while of blocking magical lasers.

"I'm tryiiiinggggg!" Pinkie responded.

"I could yell again!" It worked before. "Stop!"

The baby was unfazed. Twilight eventually managed to trap all 3 of us in a bubble. The baby alicorn quickly adjusted to the lack of space and just started flying upside down, left to right, all sorts of maneuvers.

That started to make me dizzy and nauseous, and I pretty much hated life at that point. Pinkie on the other paw, was unfazed by this.

"My friends and brother should be done with preparing for the crystalling by now!" Said Twilight

I responded by gagging a little.

Twilight then began to trek through the crystal castle and we eventually found the other ponies. The area seems to be an empty space, it's only purpose seems to be holding the 2 spires that connect to some sort of blue heart. "We're here!" Yelled the purple alicorn princess.

Pinkie also yelled. "She's a really strong flyer!" After she said that, Twilight's sister in law, Cadance pulled her demon child into a separate bubble. Separating us and the baby in the process.

Pinkie was slowly brought to the ground by Twilight. When that happened the baby alicorn started reaching towards us, wanting to play some more I guess.

Twilight, knowing I was sick from the obvious signs, slowly brought me to Pinkie's back. Once her magic left my body, the baby started to whimper and tear up. And with that, I threw up whatever I ate before coming here.

After a while she pouted. The baby alicorn then unleashed a mighty wail upon us. We might have stood a chance if it had been the sea mammal whale.

My ears are more sensitive than the ponies' so I was affected more. I covered my ears, trying to block out the ungodly sound.

After the baby princes stopped her whale, the crystal looking heart started to crack up and shatter. Everyone, except me, gasped. The apple farmer named Apple Jack started to speak. "I'm guessing that's going to make it hard to do the crystalling." She said.

"Was that heart important?" I asked being completely lost.

Twilight decided to answer.. "Yes." She answered grimly, she started to trot to nearby curtains looking outside. "Apple Jack, its worse than that. Without the heart, the Crystal Empire is about to be buried under a mountain of ice and snow!" She said looking at the storm clouds already forming around the empire.

I looked towards the cooing baby "I'm going to maim you one day!" Cadance noticed my whispering.

"Did you say something?" She asked. Blissfully unaware of what I wanted to do to her child.

"Oh nothing! I'm just saying how glad I am that your child has destructive powers!" I said absent mindedly. Everyone in the area gave me a weird look. "That's not what I meant!" I quickly said after I realized what I said.

"Then what did you-" she tried to ask but I cut her off.

"Shouldn't we focus on the spooky dark clouds surrounding the empire!?" That got everyone thinking about what to do and how to save this place now. I sighed, I just dodged a bullet there!

I then looked towards the broken remnants of the heart and then towards the developing grey storm clouds "Houston, we have a problem!"

Author's Note

No notifications...... forever alone!