"...and that should sum it all up." Oh thank Harambe it's finally over. "Tomorrow, I'll start teaching you about equestrian culture." Twilight continued.

"Twilight I am never letting you study me again, that was a vicious examination. And did you have to pull out some of my fur?" That procedure was horrifying.

"Yes, this is vital to my research on your species." Twilight responded. She then walked up the stairs that led into the rest of the castle.

Speaking of Harambe, I wish I got famous for being murdered. To be honest I wouldn't have shot Harambe to save one measly human child. Knowing us, the kid would have probably grown up being an idiot so why bother? It's 1 of millions maybe even billions of humans compared to 1 of about a couple of thousands maybe even hundreds of silver back gorillas. I would save the one with a smaller population; It seems like the logical thing to do. But that's just my opinion. I'm glad I am no longer with the rest of my kind, I would likely have to argue for hours, and that is a huge waste of time.

But leaving my kind doesn't matter much to me, it's only a few people I actually care about.... family. I don't have any friends. I'm too 'weird' as they call it. Stupid excuse for not being friends. But then again, at this age, I am obviously smarter than them. All being friends would do for me is to get cheaters interested in my assignments, so I stayed an outsider. It's better that way, and I'm known, among bullies, as the kid that broke the arm of one of their cult members.

My brooding was interrupted by a certain dragon. "Dude, you okay?" Asked the dragon.

"Yeah, just thinking." I replied.

"About what?" Asked the dragon with interest, clearly wanting to know more about me.

"Nothing." Why is he here? I should ask.

"Why are you here?"

"Oh yeah! Breakfast is ready! Come one!" Oh food! That certainly makes me happy. They say that the best way into a man's heart is through his stomach. I don't know who 'they' are, but they spoke words of truth. At least that's how it is for me.

Purple Shep Mode Activated

"My favorite color is toaster. Where is daddy Pink Sheep?" I just started spouting nonsense as my eyes started going into different directions.

I spun my head and I am back to normal. "Why does that keep happening." It doesn't happen that much, but every once in a while it happens.

It's a pretty useless ability to have.

I eventually met up with the crystal tree crew containing Twilight, Spike, And Starlight. I think I saw an owl some where, but I'm not sure.

I jumped onto the table and decided to lie down on a pillow on the table that was just for me. "Oooh, this looks good. Even though half this stuff is hay." I looked towards Twilight and gave her a look. A look that said 'Do you know what I am?' It's a complex kind of look that only the dankest creatures will understand. "I can't eat hay."

I saw Spike look a little embarrassed and guilty. I also gave him that deep frown. I stared deep within his very soul to find the reason for this despicable choice of food.

Let's think about it. I am not meant to be able to consume hay. My digestive system will, likely, not do anything to take nutrients out of the hay. My body is not compatible with that choice of food.

"Well, we have to go to Sugarcube Corner..... right Twilight?" Asked the young drake. He obviously reacts negatively when exposed to that gaze. I'll call it 'The Pimp Stare'.

"Yes.... come one Lloyd, we need to go." It seems that Twilight is also reacting. I'll keep note of this.

'That really gets them good.'

After finishing eating what I could digest, we then started to walk the long trail to the abomination called 'Sugarcube Corner'.

As we entered the streets I realized that I have no idea where we are going. I will need to explore Ponyville to understand the layout and know where to go when I'm on my own.

I'm starting to doze off again. I shook my head. Twilight does not mess around when it comes to 'Studying a new species' as she said it. It took the whole night. She is not even fazed. Maybe the one hour of sleep at the end helped her. Is she used to taking only an hour of sleep.

I started to see a certain strange looking building in the distance. No, not the cloud house. I already know that pegasi can stand on clouds and manipulate them. I'm talking about the gingerbread house. This must be Sugarcube Corner.

We started walking closer and I can see more details up close. 'Yep. This is definitely the place.'

It actually appeared to be made out of candy. But, it's expected considering the pink earth pony that infects the town with the virus known as randomness.

This town does not surprise me anymore. So we have a crystal tree castle, a cloud house, an evil forest next to the town, the burnt remains of an actual tree, and a candy house. Was Willy Wonka here at some point?

I heard some whispering. It wasn't obvious, I had to keep quiet a little bit to catch on. This is probably going to be some sort of surprise. Who ever is inside of there is fired. "Why are we here?" I needed to ask that to bring some noise to the silence that plagued the air.

"I forgot about something here. and I thought you 2 might have wanted a snack." Twilight's reply seemed rather sound, but there was one issue.... she's lying.

"Alright." I opened the door and was met with darkness. Our group of 3 stepped into the building and then something expected happened.

"Surprise!" Screamed out at least a dozen of voices. That explains the lack of other ponies in town.

Then Pinkie appeared. "Are you surprised!? This whole party took a while to plan because of Cadence and Shining Armor's baby, the crystalling, and all of the other fun/Equestria ending stuff!"

"To be completely honest, a few whisperers made sure that this wasn't a surprise." I said, looking to a corner that held 3 certain fillies. Two thirds of them are sisters of ponies in my friend group.

"Ahh!" Pinkie groaned. " i wanted your 'Welcome to Ponyville Party' to be a surprise! Oh well at least we still have a party!" Her optimism is very appealing.

After that brief conversation, I went to some random table in a corner, took a cookie, and nibbled on it in silence. I was never one for parties and get togethers, but to make Pinkie happy I'll try to enjoy it. And that starts with this gift from the heavens.

Unfortunately, Pinkie Pie interrupted the consumption process. "Stop sitting in this table by yourself! Let's play pin the tail on the pony Lloydy Toidy!"

I have nothing else to do so sure."Fine, but don't ever say that nickname again!"

"Here are the procedures. You must be blindfolded then spun 3 times and you need to find your way to the pony poster and pin the tail on it." Twilight explained as she walked to my corner of the party room.

As we walked to the area where the game is played, more ponies watched and joined us. I was blindfolded and spun like I expected and just like that, I was completely disoriented and blind. I took a step while wondering how I'm holding the tail and how I'll do this.

"We lowered the pony poster so you'll be able to get the tail on it."

'Gee, thanks.' I feel, slightly offended because this is because I'm so tiny. But I shouldn't be, this helps me in the end and what's the point of being offended by something? Being offended, butt hurt and triggered doesn't help any one. The only thing it would do is force people to avoid you.

While I was slowly walking, in a sad attempt to win the game, I fell. Not being able to see is a real disadvantage. Every on started laughing.

"Well, ain't that something sugar cube! You are terrible! Said Apple Jack between laughs.

"I'd like to see you do better, you inbred mule!" Fortunately, the townsfolk didn't hear because of the laughter, but Apple Jack did. Apple Jack ended up being very offended and went next. Determined to show me how good she is.

Apple Jack crashed into a table. Now it was her turned to be laughed at for failure and my turn to be smug.

Now that I think of it, these are pretty shitty people. They laugh at you for the tiniest mistake. I need to be careful if I don't want to end up being a joke to them, something that can't ever be taken seriously.

I went back to the table to enjoy the delicacies known as cookies. And that's how the party is going to continue for me, I'll make sure the cookie eating process is not interrupted.

Author's Note

I think this is a better way to write thoughts Hi