What would the Wonderbolts be like if they acted like real world Military Pilots?
Complete with codes, bawdy humor, and a language most ponies wouldn't understand?
Well this story answers that question, in song and dance musical form.

Soarin: We're the best of the best, we fly high in the sky.
Spitfire: We get paid more bits than you, to show up anytime.
Together: This is our show, though we like our recruits. So come on over maggots, and spit shine our hooves!
Rainbow Dash: So just try to fly with us, cause you're gonna lose!

Warning: This is a crackfic
Trigger warning: [spoiler]Pilot humor, verbal intimidation.[/spoiler]

[size=0.75em]In honor of one particular song, that you won't get unless you know a Pilot, Crew Chief ; or are one yourself.[/size]