Welcome to Equestria boys

''Yo Alex looks at me! I am a reindeer!'' jack played with branches of trees and his brother wanted to hang himself at a tree. Jack had fun but his brother not.

''Come on man smiled,it's christmas after all and it's not every day that we are sent in a forest.'' Alexander shouted on jack.

''Shut up ! Because of you and of your stupidity, we are lost in a middle of a forest with nothing to eat and drinking and we are surely searched like vulgar robbers!''

In their world.

''Today, we bury the brother carvers.'' Said the preacher. All the pupils of their class with the director cried their Friends.

''I will alway love you Alexander.'' cried dust.

''Why ? '' Said Bulk.

''See you in hell Jack ! '' Said skittles.

Back to Esquestria.

''It's not my fault, it is the fault of the modern society and the laws on the xbow live!'' alexander was unaware of his remark.

''No, it's your fault, it's not Christmas yet and the Santa Claus doesn't exist!'' Jack remained fixed one moment then he spoke.

''Take that back!'' Alexander spit on the ground.

''Never!''

Jack sank on alexander and both fought violently and Jack shouted in German while Alexander made him a key of arm.Jack took again the top and struck him with a branch but Alex dodged his blow and he struck him in the belly.Jack fell on the ground and Alexander seized him by the neck and he drowned him in a water flask.

''Good bye you motherfuck....'' A howling was made hear in the forest,he stopped his action and waited. jack sat down on the ground and he breathed with sorrow.

''You didn't kill me? That why you are such a disappointment .'' Alexander remained quiet and this time, it was shouts of distress.

''What in the name of the bubblegum was that?! '' Asked Jack.

''I don't know but just like you, I want to go to see even if I have the feeling that we will have a violent death,you're ready?'' Asked Alex.

''Hell yeah!'' Epic bros fist.

Later but not too late.

Jack and alexander followed the cries to discover a show there unexpected. A manticore who was going to devour three little girls. the first one was wearing a green shorts with a black waistcoat, the second a turn up blue Jean and green apple shirt and the last, a yellow skirt with a white shirt with pink stripe and a pink waistcoat. They are took refuge in an open tree but it was useless because the manticore shredded the wood with his tail  .

''Ok dude, on the  count of three ,we saves the hairy little girls from this mystical creature ...Wait hairy?!" Alexander seemed lost.

''Jack,that wierd man...Jack? JACK!" Jack was missing,He looked around him then he heard like the sound of a river, he looked towards the girls and he seen the largest stupidity of the world. Jack urinating on the ground close to the monster.

''That my territory now you dingleberry, hell yeah, I'm a bad boy,Bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they come for you." Jack sang with his wiener out and everyone looked at him in silence then the manticore turned to him and she advanced toward him.

''He's dead.'' Said the orange one.

" Hey relax kitty,that was a joke,you can keep it...FUCKING HELP ME MAN !!!'' Shouted Jack.

''Shit!!!'' She jumped on jack and his brother came while running towards him, the scene seemed to be in slows down for Alex and at the same time, he seen other women coming to far, but is not its problem.

He pushed his brother off the claws of the beast but she hit him in the back, he was on the ground and he dodged continuously the blow of tail Which planted itself in the ground. Jack recovered upright and he seized a piece of wood, he struck the animal with all its strenght but the piece broke and she gave him a blow of tail  which sent him against the tree of the girls was hidding. She struck alexander several times at the arm and the chest but he continued to struggle.

''That the best you got kitty kitty!" Alexander made fun of the animal but it was a monumental error, she was irritated and she bit him in the leg, he howled of pain, but for her, it's just a toy then she shook him in all the directions then she finish him on the ground. Jack was sat against the tree, exhausted, tired and famished, he saw the show and he can't do anything for his brother. The group was able to save the girls who started to cry in arm of white And colorful girl, he looked at them and he seen a man with a sword.He looked at the sword then the beast then the sword then the beast again then the sword.

'' SHIT!''He stood up and take the sword of the man.

''Hey,that my sword!'' He hit the man in the face and ran toward his brother.She was going to finish him but Jack jumped on the animal and he stab the monster several times, she struggled and that resembled of a rodeo but it was the end. he planted the sword in the skull of the beast but at the same time,she raised her tail to strike him.

''Princess,do something!'' Said the little girl.

''Alright,by the power of the sun!'' a ray left her horn and he touched the animal who caused an explosion. They advanced towards the creature who was on the ground but she raised.

''Oh holy shit man,that was sick,i was like a freaking ninja with my blade Alex...Alex?'' He looked at his brother unconscious.'' Oh yeah i forgot,you do all the jobs and i arrived at the end to take all the glory...That smell awful.'' He looked at the dead body of the beast.'' Well,look like we can stand the heat,that because you are faced a king,if you gonna hit the king,you better kill the king and the king is me.Hail to the king baby."

''cough,cough.'' Jack turned the head and he seen the angel of the paradise.

''Well,hello Mesdames,comment allez vous.'' They were horrified by the view and the yellow girl with the wing fainted.

''What?'' The pink one showed finger his chest and he saw the dart planted in his skin.

''Ooooh.'' He fainted too.

Before the action, castles of the princess.

The flash struck and everyone was shocked by its power, the walls trembled and Fluttershy too,once calmed, Rainbow spoke.

''What happens princess.'' Célestia seemed confused then the others started to speak to her.

''Are you ok princess,do you want anything,sorry if i bother you.'' Said fluttershy.

''Of course she is alright,she the princess of the sun after all and it not a vulgar lightning that gonna scare her.'' Applejack intervenes.

"Yeah,compares to rainbow sugarcubes.''

''Said it to my face cowgirl!!'' Applejack was irritated.

''Repeat to see.'' They was going to fight but Rarity stopped them.

''Girls,stopped beating you, is not the moment, moreover the princess seems to be in a state of shock.''

''Let us go  girls, I have the remedy against this disease, and it is PARTY, so let the doctor pinki deal with this patient.''Pinkie approached the princess always so confused disguised as a doctor but twilight reappeared  irritated.

''For the love of Esquestria,it's just a stupid lightning who struck in the middle of a forest filled of nothing! So stop acting like it is the end of the world and act like normal person,even if you are a baby cry!!!'' She look at Fluttershy.'' Or a ''cool'' girl!'' She look at Rainbow Dash. ''Anyway, Celestia you are a ''strong'' Leader for your people,for the girls but today,i saw the truth and the truth is that you are nothing more than a bitch in white dress.I'm leaving.''  Everyone was shocked by her words, Célestia did not say anything but was not the case of Rarity who respect her leader.

''What the hell is wrong with you Twilight, why you react like that towards her, towards us,you're friend. Answer me because we don't have any ideas why you are so unpleasant.'' Twilight tightened her fist and tells all truth.

''Why?!WHY?!,Oh it's because i'm tired of the friendship,i'm tired of the princess,i'm tired of you.You don't understand me like he does.''The girls were confuses.'' He understood me and i understand him,He find me when i was alone and sad and he told me the truth about you and esquestria.He loved me and i...loved him.'' Tears ran on the cheek of twilight.

'' Wrong Twilight,for him,You are just his toy.He was a monster and...'' Twilight slapped rarity,Rarity was upright, in tear,her mascara dripped of her eyes, Twilight approached her and said in her ear.

''Shut up you slut because you don't know what is love because you fuck with everypony you meet,you don't deserve to be loved,you deserve nothing.'' Twilight left the room by throwing her crown on the ground. Rarity fell on the ground in tear and everypony was quiet then Applejack speak.

''Princess,what's now?'' Célestia look at her and smile.

''Now,let's go to the forest.''She raise and left towards the main door.

"Hell yeah!'' Said Dash.

Flash Sentry entered the room and ask a question.

''Hi,why Twilight is upset.''

''No time to explain,come with use if you to live.'' Said Pinkie with a black leather jacket and sunglasse.

''Okay.'' He follow them to the forest.

Later

The groups was walking in the forest then they hear a huge roar accompanied by shout of terror.

'' What was that?!" Asked Applejack.

''I don't know but let's find out.''

They were inserted deeply in the forest for finally finding the cutie marks crusaders hiding behind a tree for they proctetions against  a manticore who fought two unknown creature .

'' MOTHERFUCKERS I'M AWESOME!!!'' Howled the other creature before being send against the tree of the girls.

''SWEETIE BELLE!!!'' Shouted Rarity.

''APPLEBLOOM!!!'' Shouted Applejack

''SSCOOTALOO!!!'' Shouted Rainbow Dash

''MYSELF!!!' Shouted the creature.

''ONEESAN!!!'' They ran towards they sister but they went in the arms of the princess.''

''We are so sorry princess,we only wanted our cutie mark, we found the manticore and we wanna play with him but the flash scare him and he gone mad at us and his attack us,we are so sorry.'' the childs cried and the princess comforted them.

''It's ok,you are safe now,your sisters are here to proctect you.'' Flash approached the animal on the ground and said.

''He look like a potatoe with hair.'' The beast look at him and he saw his blade,he open his mouth and said.

''Shit!!'' He took the blade of flash.

''Hey,that my swords huhg!'' The beast punch him in the face and jump on the back of the manticore.

''Princess,do something!'' Said Applebloom.

''Alright,by the power of the sun!'' a ray left her horn and he touched the animal who caused an explosion then everything was dark.

All was dark and quiet then noises of wheels and short time after,some voices spoken but it was incomprehensible. In this darkness, a small light appeared, it grew and grew until it recovers all but was not reassuring because after the creature opened the eyes and look in every direction,panicked,a doctor prick him with a syringe then he fell asleep and all had become dark again.

All was calm in the street of esquestria, people went in all serenity with their child but we don't care about the child,we are interests by the sight of a hospital. Hospital Armore,in the honor of the fallen princess. The interior was normal for a hospital, with patient and doctors, but in this hospital is a room far away from the others supervised by two guards because inside it was two marvellous creature.

Close up on the face of the creature who awoke in start,she was lost, she turned the head of left to right then she lengthened on the bed by putting her hands on her face.

''Where the fuck am I? Why am i in a bed? And why me Godammit!?'' The creature sought in his memory and all that he found was images of a person like him but more explosive.He trembled of rage and pronounced those words.

''Jack Carver first of the name,i swear to god,i'm gonna kill you for that!''

''Cough,cough.'' He slowly raised his head and in front of him was 6 humanoid creature. the first was purple, she was wearing schoolgirl sho es with  large white sock with a blue strip,a purple skirt with a pink stars,a white shirt with a blue sweater without  handle and a crimson tie. her tail was violet with a pink wick and the purple one more clearly, just like her hair and her eyes was purple.She had a horn on her head and wing on her back.

The second one was yellow ,she was wearing a long white skirt with butterfly on it,a green sweater rolled on the level of the neck.She had a pink necklace butterfly at her neck just like the colors of her hair and tail and her eyes was blue.She had a pair of  wing in her back

The third one orange ,she was wearing a blue shorts with lasso attached to her belt,a red and green Scottish shirt which just protected her chest.Her hair and tail was blond,her eyes was green and she was wearing a cowboy hat.She was normal.

The fourth one was white,she was wearing black pantyhose,a blue skirt with black strip,a blue shirt with a dark blue corset over, a gray necklace with blue pearl at her neck.Her hair and tail was adigo and buckled and her eyes was azure.She also have a horn.

The fifth one was blue,she was wearing a black sport short,a white shirt without handle with a rainbow cloud lightning, an rainbow arm-band on the right-arm.Her hair and tail was colors rainbow and her eyes was cyans.She also had a pair of  wing.

The Last one was pink,she was wearing long blue and yellow sock which did not recover her hooves,a pink skirt with a belt with 4 pearl on it,yellow,pink,red and blue.A blue docker with a yellow sweater with pink point on it,a pink and blue forearm wrap.Her hair and tail was pink,her eyes was blue.She was also normal.

he looked at them then the creature spoke first.

''Hi.'' Said the beast.

''AAAHHHHHHH!!!'' The girls started to panicked and shouted, just like our hero, twilight pointed him with her horn which started to shine.She launched three spells on him and by chance, he dodged them.

''STOP!!!'' Shouted the beast,everybody stopped, He looked at them the he sighed.

''Great,first i help my brother to stole a car for his vengeance then we crashed against a wall and we are teleported in an another worlds,filled with mystical creature and humanoid pony who try to kill me.Yep,in this world or the other, I am not welcome.'' Tear ran on his cheek.Everybody looked at him with sad face, they felt guilty.

''Hey, we are sorry for that creature, it just that the first time we sees somepony like you and we saw you fighting the manticore with naked hand, then we thought you gonna attacked us.''  Explained twilight, the girls approached  his bed and they asked him questions.

''Where do ya came from creature?'' Asked the cowgirl.

''I'm Alexander Carver,not creature.'' answered Alex.

''Yeah, yeah, sorry for that,so where do you came from and...respect for what you did in the forest.That was awsome when tou attacked the beast with nothing but your hands but not as cool as me.'' Said the rainbow girl.Alex was confused then he answered her question.

''I came from a blue planet call earth, I lived city name camelot with my brother Jack and thank you...Rainbow girl?'' Pinkie laughed.

''You silly boy,her name is not rainbow girl,it's Rainbow Dash.'' Said Pink lady.

''Ok,nice to meet you Rainbow Dash.'' He tended his fist and rainbow struck him with a great smile.The girls presented herself one by one.

''Hello darling,I'm Rarity and thank  you to have saved my sister from the beast,that was very nice of you, my shining armor.'' Said Rarity with a smile on her face,Alex was afraid of the nickname.

''HII'MPINKIEPIEANDILOVEPARTY,SURPRISECAKEHEROFUNBALLONANDICECREAMANDWHENYOULEAVETHEHOSPITAL,WEGONNADOAGREATPARTYFORYOU!!!!!!'' Alexander take her hand and said.

''OKBUTIBRINGTHEDRINK!" Pinkie was quiet then she hug him with happy tear in her eyes.

''That the first time that somepony understand me.Thank youuuuuu.''That was weird.

''I....I'm Fluttershy and sorry if i speak to high in your room.'' She speak at low voice.Alexander approached her and tells her.

''It's Ok Fluttershy and that don't mind me so you can speak like you want here.'' Fluttershy smiled like a child.

''Howdy partner,I'm applejack and that was very brave of you.'' Alex was  embarrass because of all the positive comment towards him, that remind him the school.

''Nice to meet you partner, applejack? Nice name.'' She was red like an summer red apple.

''I'm Princess Twilght.'' She tightened his hand and said in his ear.'' Don't trust them,there are not your friend,they are your ennemie!'' Alex was confused but that was normal now.

''Well,nice to meet you and i hope we be friend or something like that.''Everypony smiled  except twilight then the door opened and two person are entered. The first one was a orange pegasus with blue hair,dressed up as a guards and the second one was...a beautiful lady.She was wearing golden hooves  protector with a long white dress with a sun on it, long white gloves, a gilded necklace around her neck with a purple crystal on it  and a diadem also gilded with the same crystal on her head.Her hair and tail was light cerulean,light turquoise,very light cobalt blue and pale heliotrope and her eyes are purple.She had a horn on her head and wing on her back.

''Hello Alexander,I'm princess Celestia,the coe-leader of Esquestria,me and my sister want to thank you for your heroic action in the forest,you saved three little filly very important for their family.That why,i invite you and your brother to my castle to be rewarded like a prince.'' Everypony was happy for alex.

''THAT DESERVED A PARTY!!!'' Shouted Pinkie.

''Whouah,that wonderful but how do you know my name?" Asked Alex.Celestia laughted.

''I read your identity card.'' Alex started to laught too.''

''Ahahaha,alright princess,i wake up my brother and we can go to your castle.'' She smiled.

''YO brother,wake up.'' that didn't work.'' Eh,wake up you piece of shit!'' I didn't move. ''Applejack,can you help me please.'' Asked Alexander.

''With pleasure sugercube,wake up sleeping beauty.'' She removed the feather bed but it was not his brother, it was an unconscious pegasus.Everypony was shocked especially Alex.

''What the hell Man! That not my brother ! So that mean...OH FUCK!!!!"Shouted Alexander.

''What wrong Alex!'' Asked Twilight.

''My psychopathic brother is out,is a danger for your kingdom,for your peoples,for EVERYBODY!!!''

''Everypony.'' Corrected twilight.

''Not now darling.'' Said Rarity.

''Eh,I know that pegasus,it's wildrider, his a guards just like me and his not my friend because he hate me and i'm flash sentry by the way.'' Said Flash.

''Impossible,when we arrived they was already there.'' reapplied Rainbow.

''Same for us.'' Said Celestia.Alexander ran towards the door, he opened it and on the ground was a guard.

''Oh god.'' Said alexander.Celestia asked answer to alexander.

''How he managed to escaped.''

''He woke up before me and he stole an armor from the guard who supervised the door.'' answered alex.

''Now you say that,it true that one of the guard was weird but why he waited at the door .'' Asked Fluttershy.

''His always dreamed to be a guards and his dream become true.'' Said Alex.

''Now what?'' Asked Rainbow.''

''Now...we go to the hunt of the most dangerous predator that ever,Jack Carver.''

Outside

A man was standing in street,dress up like a guard with a tattered jacket on him.This man was large, strong and determined with only one thing. This thing is … living an beautiful adventure  and full with happiness… I kidding, he want to do some shit.

''Ok, I'm stuck in a world filled with multicolored pony, I have no network and my brother is probably dead, this day is getting better.''Jack walked in the street calmly except that peoples turned to look at him, in the end, everyone looked at him.they looked at him strangely and began to speak to each other.

''What is this?''

''It's ugly!''

''It's not esquestrian?'' He started to laugh.

''Ahahahaha,Poor creature, no I am not an Esquestrian, I am something more powerful, I am the beginning and the end, i was  there when the world was created and I will be there when it will disappear   in the divine fires. I'm cursed for eternity to be the one who takes the life of others, I am thanathos ... Gods of death.....Bouh.'' Everybody shouted, it was panic in the streets, once finished there remained only Jack and a little boys  with a pirate hat.He was afraid, Jack looked at him with gentleness.

''Hello slave,tell me,do you have king or queen?''Asked Jack.

''Y yes,We have princess.''Jack smile.

''Then,Take me to their castles...What's your name?''

I'm Pipsqueack mister Thanathos.'' He's so cute.

''Well Pipsqueack,now you are my best friend in this world ok.'' Pipsqueack smiled under his hat.

''Great,let's go to the royal castle new best friend!'' Jack and Pip went to their destiny.

''Oh And Kiddo.''

''Yeah.''

''Do you know how to make baby?''

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