Life was so awesome. I loved my life. I didn't want anything to change. Why would I want my life to change, with it being as perfect as it was? I had a place to live, a fair amount of money, a beautiful girlfriend, and some awesome friends. I didn't want anything to ever change.
And then, of course, everything changed when I got transported to the weird land called Equestria.

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