Lauren Faust meets an OC Alicorn

Later that day, another OC Alicorn walked up to Lauren Faust with a cocky smile.

Faust smiled politely. “Oh, hello! I haven’t seen you around here. Are you another one of those ‘Original Characters’?”

The OC smiled. “Indeed I am, Mrs. Faust. I have some things I wish to discuss with you.”

She nodded. “Ask away!”

He smirked and told her every ‘flaw’ he had found with her characters. By the end of it, Faust was resting her head on her hand. “...and I can do better than every pony you’ve created! Jeez. I control the whole universe, I can play every instrument, some of which I made myself, I can use magic to do whatever I want! Hell, I’m more powerful that you!”

With that, Lauren Faust sighed and punched him in the face, tore his arm off, and started beating him over the head with it. She did it again with each limb. Over and over.

The OC just grinned. You think that does anything? His horn glowed and his limbs grew back. Faust thought of fanfics she’d read and got a brilliant idea. She ripped off his horn and shoved it down his throat. “That ought to shut you the fuck up.”

She ripped off both of his wings and crumpled them, shoving them into his mouth too. Faust then repeated what she did with his limbs, beating him over the head over and over until she got tired of it and just ripped off his head. She stomped of his body a good number of times and then drop-kicked his head.

THE. MOTHERFUCKING. END.