Lauren Faust meets an OC Alicorn

Celestia looked up. She had made a big mistake. Hundreds upon thousands of portals opened up and OC Alicorns rained down upon the land of Equestria. She was done for. Lauren Faust was due to visit any time now, and she wouldn’t be pleased.

Just as Celestia had thought, Faust appeared minutes later with a cheerful smile on her face. It slowly faded into a frown and her fists balled as she saw all of the OC Alicorns roaming about. She looked directly at Celestia. “What... The fuck... Have you done!? I trust you with all of this power, and you still let all of these bullshit excuses for Original Characters into Equestria!? Do you know what you’ve done!?” She unleashed a flurry of profanities at Celestia.

“I’m sorry, your majesty. I didn’t know-” She was cut off by Faust.

“I don’t want your apologies, I want these faggots gone! Kill them, kill the faggot who designed them, I don’t care! Get them out of Equestria!” She glared at Celestia.

Celestia looked down ashamedly and nodded. “Yes, your highness. I’ll get right to it.” Her horn glowed and a wave of magic washed over the land. It cleared away to reveal... Nothing. Nothing had happened.

Faust bitch-slapped Celestia. “I’ll have to do this myself then.” She ran around rampaging, tearing off heads and severing limbs from every OC she ran past. She flailed around like a wet noodle, beating the OC Alicorns over their heads with their own limbs. She stopped suddenly. “Oh wait, you guys aren’t real!” They all disappeared in an instant.

THE MOTHERFUCKING END.