Derpy Hooves and the Quest for the Chocolate Muffin

It was yet another fine day in Ponyville, the birds were singing, the sky was clear, and everypony was going about their usual business. Derpy was walking along minding her own business when she spotted something with her eye, stuck in the ground was an old, crumpled piece of paper. She proceeded to pick it up.

    When she unrolled the piece of paper, she found out that it was a map to a mysterious lost temple in a jungle far off in the distance. She couldn’t read it too well, so she asked somepony to read what it said. “Derpy, it says The Lost Chocolate Muffin!” the pony said shortly. Derpy new she must have that muffin!

She headed through the square in Ponyville trying to get to the path leading to the jungle. But, all of a sudden, ninjas popped out of nowhere and started to use their nunchucks and shurikens. Luckily, Derpy knew Pony Fu, and defeated the ninjas with a swift kick in the face! She then resumed her journey.

She had finally reached the path and saw that there was yet another obstacle in her way. It was the world’s largest potato that had grown in front of the path. Derpy then remembered the words of her Great Uncle Jim: “When you see a giant potato blocking your path to the lost chocolate muffin, make tater tots out of it and serve it to everyone in Ponyville,”. But then Derpy remembered that her Great Uncle Jim was just some guy she met at a restaurant and walked around the potato.

Derpy kept walking all the way until she met a fork in the path. She politely said hello to the fork and kept on walking, as it was looking for its lost friends, knife and spoon. Derpy kept walking but then kept thinking about that fork. She was like: Oh my, that fork is all lost and wants to find his friends who are also lost and may have already been eaten. Derpy knew what she must do: help the fork find his friends. Well she did, so I’m not going to go into boring detail about the epic quest she went on to find the spoon and knife, mostly because that would then make this story too long.