Derpy Hooves and the Quest for the Chocolate Muffin

After that epic adventure that Derpy went on, it quickly became night. Luckily, she was able to find a hobo who said he would love to share his beans with her. The hobo put the beans on the fire, and Derpy and the hobo sang the best hobo campfire song ever. Any song was good to Derpy as long as it wasn’t Justin Bieber. After a lot of hobo campfire song singing, the beans were ready to be consumed. Derpy and the hobo enjoyed their meal quietly. After the beans were eaten, Derpy and the hobo began to fart. The farts were of all different smells; sometimes like rotten eggs and sometimes like garbage. They farted so much that the farts were beginning to sound like the song they just sang.

Anyway, Derpy and the hobo got tired really quickly and went to sleep on the ground. But they didn’t really sleep on the ground. Why is that? Well kids, horses sleep standing on their hooves, not on the ground! You’re so silly. The very next morning, Derpy left her hobo friend early to get a good start on her journey. Derpy couldn’t wait to taste the chocolate muffin. She never had one before, because she never had chocolate in her fridge at home.

After many more hours of boring and uneventful travel, Derpy reached a tall mountain. Now, you maybe thinking Oh, Derpy can just fly over the mountain! She isn’t a good flier. Oh! Well she can be very careful and hike up the mountain! Stop giving answers! What she’ll do is take the escalator. Every mountain has one.

After she climbed the mountain, she then saw that she had to ford a stream. Now, you may now be thinking Oh, this story is so uneventful and flat.  And you’re probably right. Or not, I can’t decide. I think this little argument was for the better. Anyway, she then got into a special truck whose name I won’t mention because I may get sued! So she hops into this truck and she fords the stream. You may know of the truck I’m talking about.

After she fords the stream, she then looks up into the sky and sees a beautiful rainbow. Either that or it was just Rainbow Dash. She couldn’t tell. But she followed it like the map said and at the end of it was a giant pot filled with... Gold! No! What would Derpy do with gold? It was filled with cereal. Derpy loved the marshmallows in it but hated the cereal itself. She didn’t think anyone else did either. Wow this story is very boring... Three things I must say to you, sir: One: You just rhymed! Two: If you can guess the reference I used in the last three paragraphs, you get a gold star! Three: Why are you so mean to me?