Derpy Hooves and the Quest for the Chocolate Muffin

Derpy finally had reached the jungle. She was very excited because she really wanted that muffin; I mean she wanted it so badly that anyone in her way would probably end up in the hospital. Anyways, after trekking through the jungle for another boring and uneventful hour, she finally reached the temple. She then saw a whole horde of vikings guarding the temple entrance with their alien technology from another planet known as Flagnog. Derpy knew what she must do... She would do a backflip on top of one of the viking’s head and then make friends with all of them by giving them some ranch dressing. I can only sum up what happened in one word: derpydidabackflipontothevikingsheadandthengavethemranchdressingandeveryonewashappytheend. Whew! Try saying that five times fast!

After befriending all the vikings, Derpy made her way into the temple. She then met her first booby trap: Justin Bieber music. She accidentally stepped on a tile that then caused a stereo to come from the ceiling and play Justin Bieber music. A fun fact kids, JB music is actually used in war, and is a very effective weapon! Luckily, Derpy had brought ear muffs so she put those on and was happy.

After that, the temple didn’t really have any other traps. You see, at that time, the people who built the temple spent almost all of their money on building the actual temple itself. So, all they could afford was a small booby trap that played Justin Bieber music. So she then went into the next room and grabbed the chocolate muffin. She decided she wanted to look all cool in front of her friends and eat it back in Ponyville.

When she arrived back in Ponyville, she ate the muffin in front of everypony. When she took the first bite, she said eight words: “Oh my gosh! This muffin is the worst!” Apparently Derpy was allergic to chocolate, but she went to the hospital and got all better and even got a lollipop.

The End!

Moral of the Story: Always make sure that you are not allergic to any foods before you eat them!