The lost man

Hi my name is Kole Dublin Park I'm 19 years old I live in Ireland Dublin. I really never had a family my mother died in my father hands she was very sick before she died she said to live my life to the fullest and she'll always be with me after a week went by my dad hanged himself from deep depression and he got so drunk. I was put in multiple orphanages i got in so many fights i was never happy every kid picked on how i looked or how I never got adopted after 10 years i was in high school i got a job at a fast food restaurant i worked a deep fryer and i became the town drunk. It was a late night dark gloomy i just got out of the bar i stumbled to my car i fell off the steps of the bar and it was hard to see not just because it was 11:35 pm Before i left i called a couple of loud rude bikers a bunch of cunts and i beat the shit out of them but one of them gave me the right hook of a life time knocking me flat on my back knocked out cold i woke up they were gone and the took my money out of my wallet. I got my ass off the dirt and got to my car took me for ever just to start the car damn keys on the way back not that many cars my vision blurry as the night clouds. on the way home I turned a very sharp curve and then it happened i lost control of my car I flipped down the hill a sharp pain in my side. Hours go by hearing sirens i a woke from my painful slumber in a ambulance i here shouting were losing him him damn it then i saw a very bright misty light moving towards me. I woke up in a alley how the fuck did i get here wait where is here as i got up i screamed in pain lifting my jacket and shirt  a huge fresh sowed up scar what the fuck happened to me where am I. I walked out the alley i heard no cars i saw nobody on the streets I walked around a small corner and saw a sign for a cafe on the sign was a steaming cup of tea or coffee I looked through the window what the fuck i saw colorful ponies or horses they were wearing coats and skirts and hats like humans they were even talking ok Kole your dreaming a weird dream it is i'll wake up minutes go by i'm still here i pinched my self ouch that hurt wait what i'm not asleep i'm in a city full of small colorful horses how why I got snapped out of my trance by I screaming. I looked back through the window they were looking at me screaming oh shit i turned around and there was a load more but I saw unicorns and pegasus and normal ones to what the fuck this got 20 times weirder i stumbled backwards hitting my head on the cold wet ground knocking me out cold damnit Kole I thought to myself. I woke up in a hospital I heard a male voice saying the creature is asleep princess...princess they got a princess in this fucked up world I trying to not to make a noise but sadly my arm hit a tray oh scalpels and medical items I heard movement of hooves moving towards to me the sheet hanging in beside me shifted over ah your finally awake hi i'm princess luna i have some questions for you is that ok. Yea sure ok who are you what are you and how did you get here i started having the hugest pain in my head i fell off my bed knocked out once again... When i awoke for the 2nd time from my clumsy being the princess was across from me with a worried look are you all right she said in a light tone i've had better days i said with a tone of pain in my voice what is your name princess luna asked i'm kole.. Kole park. Ok Kole how did you get here I don't know I told the princess with a confused look how did i get to this place well Kole the princess said where are you from. I'm from Ireland Dublin, Ireland never heard of such place she said this is Equestria she stated I've never heard of such place any where. Well you said you didn't know how you got here the male pony in a doctor coat. Yes i have no fucking idea I remember I was driving home after I got out of the bar and I hit a..I started trailing on then it hit me I crashed and the paramedics said they were losing me did i die Kole I was pulled out of my head from the princess giving a look of confusion and worry sorry princess i said she said it's alright so do you remember anything the doctor pony said. I do i remember I died does that help Ummm well no but may i ask what are you. what do you mean I said what kind of animal are you I'm a human being a human the princess asked yea a human from earth. What is this earth you speak of ok they don't know what earth is so that means I'm on a different planet this makes no fucking sense I'm on a planet full of talking ponies but why and how holy shit my fucking head feels like a goddamn bat hit it a hundred time coming back to reality she said what is earth well earth is my planet. Your planet this is some interesting news to us well you get some rest we will talk later Kole park in the time doctor brown can you send a message to the elements of harmony to come to Manehattan and it's a emergency yes princess the doctor said. It wasn't hard for me to get cozy and fall asleep with out help of the cold hard floor this is going to be a long fucking week.