The great Princess Celestia questions her existence due to a bottle of shampoo. With perhaps a little help from a very powerful moon mare.
A blend of modernist-y internal monologue and sisterly spatting, this is just something I threw together at school today to take my mind off of some things. See that? I used two different forms of "some thing" in the same sentence and you didn't even notice! Ah, just read the story already. It'll take you like a minute~