Author's Note

Welcome to the more explicit spinoff of Just Girls Talking!

Just a reminder: As with the parent story, there is not necessarily any continuity between chapters. Events from some chapters of Just Girls Talking might be mentioned, or might be ignored entirely.

Just Girls Talking Dirty

Sunset Shimmer and her friends sat around Rainbow Dash's living room. It was a hot Friday afternoon in late August, the end of the first week back to school. Now that they were seniors, the girls had decided to get together for a group study session so that none of them would have to brave the pile of difficult weekend homework alone. Given the heat and humidity, the girls all wore shorts and thin T-shirts or tank tops and had ditched their bras at the first opportunity.

As the girls spread out with open books, tablets, and cold drinks, Pinkie Pie took a look around, smirked, and pulled out her selfie stick, raising her phone above the group and taking a picture. Sunset blinked at her. "Pinkie? What—"

"Just a little something to tease the boys at school with," Pinkie said as she typed out a status update. "Seven sexy girls in tight little shorts and not a boy in sight," she said as she typed, giggling.

"Oh, you didn't," Fluttershy whimpered, blushing. "Please tell me you didn't."

"Why shouldn't I?" Pinkie asked. "We're the hottest girls at school! Why shouldn't we have a little fun teasing the boys?"

"I dunno if I'm cool with the idea of a bunch of guys from school jerkin' off to a pic of us you posted on MyStable," Rainbow said hesitantly. "I mean, yeah, I can see why you'd wanna tease the guys a bit, but you know that's what's gonna happen, right?"

Twilight's face turned red. "They'd...really? Just...just for us sitting around in shorts?"

Rainbow picked up her own phone and opened MyStable. She grinned. "I would," she said.

The other girls checked their phones. Fluttershy blinked. "Well, that's not...too bad," she said. "I mean, at least you can't see anything indecent..." She frowned. "Is my butt really that big?"

"Your butt is perfect, darling," Rarity said. "It just looks like that because your shorts are a rather unfortunate color that, well...adds on camera."

"Yeah, 'Shy, I love your butt," Rainbow said.

Fluttershy squeaked and buried her face behind her hair. "D-Dashie," she stammered, "y-you should really be...more careful how you phrase things..."

"I know what I said," Rainbow said with a smirk, causing Fluttershy to turn even redder.

Applejack raised an eyebrow. "Y'all need some privacy?"

Twilight stared wide-eyed at Rainbow. "Rainbow Dash? Are you...are you g-gay...?"

Rainbow snickered. "Nah, not really. I mean, I think girls are sexier than boys, and I kinda get off to the same kinda porn guys do, but—"

"That'd make you gay, Dashie," Pinkie said.

"No, it just means I think girls are hotter than guys. It doesn't mean I wanna be like Lyra and Bon Bon or Tavi and Vi." Dash blushed. "I mean, I wanna, y'know, do it with a guy someday. When I'm ready. I like lookin' at the girls in porn and..." She trailed off.

"Imagining yourself in their place?" Rarity suggested, her own cheeks flushed. "I...I think I can relate." She fanned herself with her notebook. "Goodness knows I've had some...rather intense dreams." Coughing, she mumbled almost inaudibly, "Rather embarrassing for Sweetie Belle to come wake me up for breakfast and I'm lying in bed with completely soaked panties..."

"WAY too much info, Rarity," Applejack said, her nose wrinkling in disgust.

"Oh crap you can see my nipples in that pic," Pinkie said suddenly, her face flushing. After a moment, she shrugged. "Eh. Don't care. Besides, I had to look really close to see."

Fluttershy squeaked. "Pinkie Pie!"

"What?" Pinkie whined. "Maybe it'll actually finally get me a boyfriend!"

"You know, now that you mention it," Rainbow said suddenly, "isn't it kinda weird that out of all of us, the egghead is the only one with a boyfriend? I mean, I'm not lookin' or anything, but you'd think Rarity at least would have a boyfriend."

Rarity grimaced. "Thank you for reminding me," she said sourly, "that my dating life is utterly nonexistent. That my darling little sister has been on more dates than I have."

"Least you ain't ever walked in on your sister kissin' another girl," Applejack muttered, shuddering.

The others stared at her. "Wait, what?!" Sunset said. "No, wait. I know for a fact Apple Bloom is dating Tender Taps..."

"Oh yeah, she's goin' out with Taps," Applejack said. "But Ah caught 'er foolin' around with Silver Spoon a couple weeks ago."

"Wait. With Silver Spoon?" Rainbow said, propping herself up on her elbows and looking interestedly at Applejack. "How the hell?"

Applejack shrugged. "Heck if Ah know. Ah just know Sil's been comin' around a lot more lately. Diamond Tiara sometimes too, but usually just Sil."

"That's...wow," Sunset said, mouth gaping like a fish. She shook her head. "But back to the boyfriends thing..." She blushed and ducked her head. "I...actually may be getting back together with Flash."

"Seriously?" Rainbow asked.

"Wow, didn't see that coming!" Pinkie gasped.

Sunset smiled. "It's...well..." She played with her hair. "We've been talking a lot since Camp Everfree. I think I might've sent him some mixed signals when he was trying to restart our friendship, but once we worked past all that, he's been..." Her smile turned silly. "Sweet." She grinned suddenly. "Actually, right before summer ended? I hung out at his place all day one day wearing nothing but a bikini. You know, that little red one I wore when we all went to Canterlittle?" She started laughing. "He kept trying to hide his boner all day long, it was so funny!"

"Oh dear," Rarity said, covering a giggle.

Twilight stared at Sunset, her cheeks flushed. "That's...that's just shameless and cruel!"

"Oh, I know," Sunset said in a teasing voice.

Rainbow laughed. "You are twisted, you know that?"

Sunset just grinned and buffed her nails on her T-shirt. Glancing over at Twilight, she asked, "How are things going with Timber?"

"Actually, I think that's pretty much over," Twilight said. "I mean, he was a summer fling, you know? Plus he's a few years older than me and I think that'd...umm...kinda not be cool with my brother."

"Aww, that's too bad," Rarity said. "You two were so adorable together!"

"Hey, did you and Timber ever, y'know..." Rainbow said suddenly. "Do it?"

Twilight flushed deeply. "Wh-what? No! Of course not!" She started playing with her hair. "I mean, we...no!"

"Well that sucks," Rainbow said. "I wanted to hear some juicy details."

"Rainbow Dash! Honestly," Rarity chided. A moment later, she added, "Although...I must confess I'd be curious myself..."

"Why don't we all get back to homework?" Fluttershy suggested. "You know, homework that doesn't have anything to do with boyfriends or...or sex..."

"Nope, sex is more interesting," Rainbow said cheerfully. "So Sunset, if you get back together with Flash, you gonna do him?"

Sunset shrugged. "Maybe? I dunno." She tapped her stylus on her tablet idly. "I've honestly never really thought about, well..." She gestured vaguely. "I mean, except for—" She trailed off abruptly, her eyes wide, then clamped her mouth shut.

"Oh?" Pinkie asked slyly. "Except for when?"

"Nevermind!" Sunset said hastily.

"Nuh-uh. Come on, girl. You can't leave us hanging like that!"

Sunset sighed. "Except...Princess Twilight, okay?" She ducked her head, cheeks burning. "I...I used to think, sometimes, about...about me and her..."

Twilight's eyes widened. The other girls raised eyebrows.

"Wow. You called it, Rainbow Dash," Applejack said with a smirk.

Sunset looked away from the girls. "Okay, so I kinda...would've liked to, maybe..." She coughed. "Maybe sometimes I still think about..."

Rainbow gave Sunset a huge, sleazy grin. "Makin' her squeal out your name?"

"Rainbow Dash! Don't..." Fluttershy said in a quavering voice. "This is obviously hard for her..."

Twilight coughed. "You don't, umm...y-you don't think those things about...about m-me, do you?"

Sunset cast her gaze to Twilight, sighed, and looked away. "A little," she admitted. "A lot actually. I..." She played with a loose thread on her shorts. "That day we were playing in the hammock, I came really close to copping a feel."

"Oh," Twilight said quietly, ducking her head.

"That...that doesn't bother you, does it?" Sunset asked quietly. "If it does, I—"

"It...it does a little," Twilight said. "Sorry, it's—I'm just now getting used to having friends, and now I have to deal with knowing one of my friends wants to sleep with me, it's a little..." She shrugged helplessly.

"I'm sorry," Sunset said.

Twilight shook her head. "N-no, it's...it's okay," she said. "Besides, you said it yourself, it's her you want, not me. It's...it's just like Flash, right?"

Sunset grimaced. "No, Twilight, it's not the same," she said.

"And I just had an awesomely hot mental image," Rainbow interjected. "I just pictured both Twilights screwin' each other."

All the girls froze, turning to stare at her. Twilight's eyes widened, her glasses sliding down her nose.

Fluttershy turned very red. "Oh...oh my," she said.

Sunset swallowed heavily. "Okay, yeah, that's...that's pretty...hot." She looked at Twilight, then looked away, her cheeks as red as her hair.

"It'd be like watchin' twins go at it," Rainbow said. "Like this one video I saw one time—"

"I think that's enough of that, darling," Rarity said sternly.

"Oh come on, let me have this!" Rainbow complained.

"Let you fantasize about your friends like a pervert?" Rarity asked pointedly.

"Yes!" Rainbow declared. "There isn't a single one of you I haven't pictured getting fucked! Myself included! I've pictured Rarity on her knees deep-throating a guy! Fluttershy and Big Mac doin' it in the barn! Pinkie Pie covered head to toe in jizz!"

"I actually took a picture of myself covered in strudel icing one time that looked exactly like that," Pinkie said with a sheepish giggle.

"Send it to me?" Rainbow asked.

Pinkie shrugged. "Sure."

Applejack facepalmed. "Okay y'all, seriously, enough."

"You don't...fantasize about me and horses, do you?" Sunset asked Rainbow.

"Not anymore," Rainbow said. "Mostly I just fantasize about you doin' it with like, four or five guys at a time."

"Gaaah."

"Or with Twilight."

"...I can live with that."

"You fantasize about me and Big Macintosh?" Fluttershy asked suddenly, playing with her hair.

"Well, yeah," Rainbow said. "I dunno why, I just kinda ship you two."

"Oh..."

"Ah, dammit, now I'm horny," Rainbow complained, looking at her homework with disgust. "It's way too hot to get all sticky and nasty, but I can't even concentrate on this shit."

The other girls looked at one another. Rarity coughed. "Ahem. Would you like us to leave so you can, erm...pleasure yourself?"

"Nah," Rainbow said, flopping over onto her back. "Like I said, it's just too hot to do anything."

Applejack sighed. "That, Ah'll agree with," she said. "Ah'm takin' a break."

Sunset rolled her shoulders. "Yeah, same here," she said. "I forgot what I'm even doing anyway. Besides, this conversation is way more interesting, as embarrassing as it is."

"You said you fantasize about yourself too?" Twilight asked suddenly.

"Of course!" Rainbow said.

"There's a surprise," Rarity muttered.

Sunset folded her legs under her. "Tell us one of your fantasies," she said. "You've got me curious now."

"You mean about me?" Rainbow asked.

"Yeah."

"Ooh, this'll be fun," Pinkie said, leaning forward eagerly.

"Okay," Rainbow said, swallowing. "So...hmm..." She folded her arms behind her head and looked backwards at the girls from where she lay on the floor. "Okay, so it's me and Soarin, and I'm wearin' this little black dress and high heels, except the dress is hiked up around my hips and my tits are out and my panties are down around one ankle, and Soarin's on top of me, fuckin' me, and—"

"Wait...Soarin?" Sunset asked. "Really?"

Rainbow blushed. "Y-yeah," she said. "So?"

"Nothing, just didn't expect that," Sunset said. "Anyway, so he's fucking you, and...?"

"So it's real hot and sexy and stuff and then he comes inside me and backs off, and I'm lyin' there pantin', you know, and then he turns me over and pulls me up onto my hands and knees and starts fuckin' me in the ass and I'm like OH MY GOD and..." Rainbow closed her eyes and sucked in a breath through her teeth. "Yeah..."

The others stared at her. "Umm..." Pinkie said. "Wow."

"Oh my," Rarity breathed.

"Somehow, I can't see that," Sunset said. "I can't picture you not being on top for some reason."

"Eh, you an' AJ are more suited for cowgirl," Rainbow said dismissively. "Actually, I think the hottest position is shoved up against a wall with the guy's hands on my ass..." She paused, then coughed. "I mean, y'know, when I start havin' sex and stuff."

"Cowgirl?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah, you know," Pinkie said. "As in ride 'em cowgirl?" She got to her knees, spreading her thighs apart, and bounced up and down while miming twirling a lasso over her head.

"AHHH!" Twilight yelped. "Okay, okay, I get it!"

"I think the heat must be getting to all of us," Rarity said, plucking at the collar of her T-shirt.

"But yeah, I can only ever see AJ riding Big Mac cowgirl," Rainbow said absently. "Or Sunset with pretty much anybody." She paused. "And I guess Pinkie Pie now, after that—"

"HOLD ON A THUNDERATIN' SECOND," Applejack boomed. "Whut'n th' HELL d'you mean AJ ridin' Big Mac?!"

Rainbow made a stuck sound in the back of her throat. "Oh! Um. Did I say Big Mac? I meant, umm...umm...that dude with the dreadlocks! Right?"

"Mah chaps you did," Applejack growled. "Whut, you think us hicks are a buncha inbreedin'—"

"No, no, no!" Rainbow cried in protest. "I just..." She blushed. "Brother-sister stuff is kinda hot, y'know? Because it's so wrong."

"VERY wrong," Twilight said sourly. "You don't think things like that about—"

"No," Rainbow said hastily. "I've never even met your brother, remember? And Fluttershy's brother, ugh. No."

"You're damn right ugh no," Fluttershy muttered, giving Rainbow a thin-eyed stare.

"But AJ and Big Mac, now that would be hot," Rainbow said. She gave Applejack a sheepish look. "Sorry, I can't help it if that's what I think."

Applejack frowned at her.

"If it helps, I've imagined all of us with Big Mac," Rainbow offered plaintively. "And I mean all of us. At the same time."

Applejack's frown turned into a wide-eyed, open-mouthed stare. Her cheeks flushed not from anger, but from growing embarrassment. The other girls' faces took on the same expression. Applejack started to speak, paused, started again, then shook her head. "Ah got nothin'," she said in a dumbfounded, defeated tone.

"How would that even work?" Twilight wondered absently.

"I can see it," Rarity said quietly. "We'd all be wearing Saddle Arabian silks..."

"Or bunny girl outfits," Pinkie said.

"I've always wanted to wear one of those," Fluttershy said distractedly. "Umm...not in front of anybody, I just want to see if...if I'd look good in it..."

"You'd look amazing in it, Fluttershy," Rainbow said.

"Is this...is this what friends do?" Twilight asked in a shaky, nasally voice. "I mean, I never once in my life thought I'd be part of a conversation this...this raunchy..."

Sunset snorted. "Well, I think it's the first time we've ever gotten this deep in the gutter, but it's hardly the first time we've talked about stuff like this." She stretched her arms above her head and yawned; when she opened her eyes, she saw Pinkie's phone pointed at her. She frowned. "What—?"

"Underboob shot!" Pinkie declared happily, giggling.

Sunset sputtered. "H-HEY! Don't you dare—!" She shot to her feet and tackled Pinkie, sending her phone flying across the room; it skittered to a stop against a potted plant. Pinkie giggled helplessly as she flailed underneath Sunset, then shrieked with uncontrollable mirth as Sunset started tickling her sides. As Pinkie writhed underneath her, both girls' shirts rode up, fully exposing their breasts.

"Oh god this is so hot," Rainbow muttered, pulling out her phone.

"Umm...g-girls?" Fluttershy stammered.

Applejack scowled at Rainbow. "You ain't takin' pictures of this."

"Nope. Video," Rainbow replied. "Not gonna post it. This is juuuuuust for me."

Applejack snorted. "You're gonna get your ass kicked. You know that, right?"

Pinkie managed to turn over so that she was looking up at Sunset. With a naughty smirk, she grabbed hold of Sunset's boobs.

"Worth it!" Rainbow said with a lecherous grin.

"Girls...this is..." Fluttershy tried again.

Sunset raised an eyebrow and jammed her hand down Pinkie's shorts. A second later, Pinkie squealed, arching her back and thrusting her breasts up against Sunset.

"This is happening," Twilight said with a nervous quaiver. "This is a thing. A thing that's happening. Right here in front of us. Hahaha."

"I..." Rarity began, then trailed off, her jaw hanging open. She held up one finger as if to begin speaking, then stopped, sighed, and dropped her hand. "Nevermind."

"You do know Rainbow Dash's dad is in the basement...don't you?" Fluttershy tried plaintively.

"EEK!" Pinkie shrieked, giggling. "Don't pinch thaaAAAat!"

"...oh...my..."

"Rainbow, keep that other hand where we can all see it," Applejack muttered in a bored tone as Rainbow started to slip her hand down her shorts.

Rainbow glanced at her, smirked, and started to wiggle out of her shorts.

"That ain't what Ah meant, y'damn pervert!"

Twilight buried her face in her hands. "This is my life now..."