Just Girls Talking Dirty

"Man, shove that futa shit up your ass!" Zephyr Breeze snarled, slamming his hands on the living room table sharply enough to startle Fluttershy. She blinked, looking up from her phone and the TV program she was half-watching.

"Um. Okay. Two things," Fluttershy said. "One, why are you looking at porn in the living room, and two, isn't that kind of where it goes?"

"Chill, sis! I'm doin' my homework, honest! It's just Full Mast just sent me some pics of that hot Brazilian chick from Babe Fighter 5 and I was all excited until I saw this shit." He turned his computer for Fluttershy to see.

"I don't want to see your nasty porn!" Fluttershy said even as she leaned in for a closer look. On the screen was fanart of Applejack's favorite Babe Fighter character, the one she used to pummel Rainbow Dash in ninety percent of their matches. She was nude, tanned and glossy, giving the "camera" a smoky stare. The picture was drawn fairly well, if perhaps the breasts were a bit large, and in Fluttershy's opinion, it wasn't too bad for porn except— "WAUGH!" She leaned back, revulsion on her face.

The otherwise tastefully drawn, alluring, exotic nude woman in the picture had been drawn with a grotesquely huge penis which flopped out between her thighs, splattering cum everywhere.

"Wh-what the heck is wrong with—" She blinked, leaning in again for a closer look. "Umm." She shook her head. "I...wow. That's...gross."

"I know, right?" Zephyr said, turning the laptop back around. "I told Full Mast I'm not into this weird futa shit, but he keeps sending me shit like this. Man."

Fluttershy shuddered. "Why...I mean..." She grabbed her water bottle and took a gulp. "I kind of understand futa in a girl-on-girl sense, it's gross but..." She frowned. "Why would anyone want to just draw a girl with a dick like that? That isn't going into anything?"

"I know, right?" Zephyr said again, throwing up his hands. "It's like, dicks are supposed to go in a girl, not on a girl! Not like that anyway. I mean, if it's the right kind of futa it's not so bad, like if it's a MILF with a dick pounding a cheerleader, but just a chick with a big ol' floppy messy dick? That's nasty."

"Actually, everything you just said is disgusting, but I'll agree for the sake of argument," Fluttershy said, face turning green. "I mean, that would've been a really, really nice picture actually if not for the, um, dick."

"Yeah," Zephyr said, sighing. "You got no idea how many awesome pics and videos I find that are ruined by a big gross dick that's got no business bein' there. It sucks!"

"Oh...kay...you probably need to cut back on the porn," Fluttershy said with a disapproving frown. "But yeah, I can sort of understand. I mean, it's very disconcerting and really, that is nice artwork, just...the futa, it's...disturbing."

"The only thing worse than futa shit like this is porn where they're takin' a dump," Zephyr said, shuddering. "Ugh."

"Thank you for that mental image," Fluttershy said sourly. "And now I feel like I need to throw up..."

"I mean, if she was doin' another chick with that thing, it'd be one thing, maybe," Zephyr said. "Like if, say, Applejack had a dick an' she was fuckin' Rainbows. I could dig that."

"Leave my friends out of your pervo fantasies!" Fluttershy snapped, face burning red.

Zephyr's phone pinged. He glanced at it, and his eyebrows went up. "Whoa, dude, seriously?"

"What is it?"

Zephyr looked up, eyes wide. "It's Tipi, he's at practice. Just caught Scootaloo and Apple Bloom makin' out under the bleachers. Damn, wish I could—"

"I'll...pretend I didn't hear that," Fluttershy said, blushing. "Oh boy, it's going to be awkward next time I see Applejack..." She shook her head. "Why are you texting your friends and looking at porn when you're supposed to be doing your history report? Did you forget you're about to get held back a grade?" She slid over onto the couch and turned Zephyr's laptop toward her. "How much work have you even done—"

Zephyr's laptop pinged. His e-mail popped up, and an image loaded. It was a very detailed drawing of Fluttershy, nude except for a pair of thigh-high purple stockings and dark blue stiletto-heeled sandals, being leaned up against a wall by a shadowy, faceless male figure, whose dick was buried deep inside her as her face contorted in ecstasy.

Zephyr went quiet. He looked up at Fluttershy, who was staring at the picture, face red. He looked back at his laptop. He quickly closed the cover.

An awkward moment of silence passed.

Finally, Fluttershy leveled a deadly, smoldering stare at her brother. "Seriously?" she hissed.

"Uhh..." Zephyr coughed, scratching the back of his head. "Umm. Well. This...yeah, this is...uhh...notwhatitlookslike?"

Fluttershy arched an eyebrow. "It looks like one of your loser friends is drawing porn of me," she said.

"Aheheh...uhh..."

Fluttershy opened the laptop, looking again. Her face heated up. "Actually, really...umm...really well done porn," she said, her voice shaking. "Goodness." She frowned. "If I go through your computer, am I going to find a lot of this kind of thing? Of me?"

"Umm...define 'a lot'?" Zephyr hedged. "I mean, there's, y'know, other girls from school..."

"I see," Fluttershy said quietly, her voice full of menace. Wresting the laptop away from Zephyr, she started going through his files. She found very detailed, very creative pictures of her and all her friends, by themselves and in pairs and groups, engaged in a variety of sexual activities. More than half the pictures were of Fluttershy herself. Thankfully, none of them featured Zephyr Breeze as her partner, but some did feature her with people she knew from school, including Sandalwood, Big Macintosh, and all of her friends. "And just who, pray tell, is this artist? Because I'm sure Vice Principal Luna would love to have a little chat with him..."

"Uhh..." Zephyr edged away, sweating. "It's...a girl actually," he said, his voice trembling.

Fluttershy frowned. "A girl? A girl from our school is drawing porn of...of me and my friends?"

"Yeah," Zephyr said. "It's, well, it's Watermelody," he offered sheepishly.

Fluttershy's eyes widened. "Watermelody? From the manga club and the drama club?"

"And the art club..."

Zephyr's e-mail pinged. It was another picture from Full Mast. It was a rather crudely photoshopped bit of Power Ponies futa art. The picture depicted Saddle Rager kneeling between Zap and Fillisecond, who both had dicks. Saddle Rager was sucking Zap's dick while stroking Fillisecond's.

Saddle Rager had been photoshopped to give her Fluttershy's yellow skin and pink hair, and Fillisecond and Zap had been photoshopped to vaguely suggest they were Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.

To add insult to injury, a badly drawn yellow dick had been slapped onto Saddle Rager's crotch.

Fluttershy's left eye twitched.

Zephyr grabbed his laptop, bolted upstairs to his bedroom, and barricaded the door.