A group of high school students sat around a large table which had various laptops, notebooks, tablets, phones, drinks, and snacks littered across the top. Most of the group consisted of girls, save for two boys; all wore the same uniform: a grey blazer over a white dress shirt with a red necktie. The girls wore black skirts and socks, while the two boys wore black slacks. They stared at their assorted devices with expressions ranging from disgust to horror to mortification to curiosity to blatant interest.

"Wow, they really like putting you with Bakugo, Ochako-chan," said a girl with pink skin, short pink hair, and floppy yellow horns sprouting out of her head. "Almost as much as they like putting you with Midoriya-kun!"

"Or both of them at the same time, ribbit," a girl with a froggy face and long hair said.

One of the girls at the table, a round-faced girl with short brown hair that curtained her head, blushed furiously. "How could anyone think I'd be into—into THAT?!" she cried. "And, um, I mean, well..." Her eyes slid toward one of the two boys at the table, who had messy dark green hair and looked like he wanted to be anywhere else right now, "i-it's not like I wouldn't, umm...necessarily...with Deku-kun," she stammered, ducking her head and playing with her bangs. "J-just not...not now, I mean, and...and I wouldn't do that with Katchan at all!"

"Tch," the other boy, who had spiky blond hair and a perpetually angry scowl, spat. "Like I want Deku's lame fangirl in the first place!"

"Oh, so you would do some of this with Midoriya-kun, huh?" the pink girl teased with a sly grin. She swiped through images on her tablet, nodding. "Some of these are really creative," she said. "I love the way some of these guys draw me, even if they're drawing me taking it up the butt!"

"What...what right do these cretins have to draw these kinds of pictures of us?" demanded a tall, elegant girl whose dark hair was pulled up on one side into what could only be described as an exploding pineapple. "We are heroes in training, not...not wanton sex objects!"

"Says the girl who's half naked whenever she's fighting," chimed in a girl whose earlobes stretched out into long, thin, flexible cords with plugs on the ends.

"Your boobies are kinda out there for the world to see, Yaomomo," the froggy girl said again. "Huh, that's one way I'd never thought of to use my tongue. Or really ever wanted to."

"Wh-why do they keep drawing Tsu-chan and Uraraka together like that?" the boy variously referred to as Deku or Midoriya said, blushing furiously.

"Good question," the round-faced girl—Ochako Uraraka—said, also blushing. "I'm, umm...I'm pretty sure I'm not into girls that way." After a pause, she added, "Umm...s-some of those pictures of me with Tsu-chan are pretty imaginative though."

"If there's one thing these perverts have in abundance, it's imagination," the elegant girl—Momo Yaoyorozu—said with a haughty sniff. "I have never been so disgusted, insulted, and humiliated in my life..."

"They're even drawing porn of me," said an empty uniform which floated in midair and somehow suggested the shape of a girl with a modest bustline. "How does that even work?"

"Not very well," the frog girl—Tsuyu Asui—said, paging through images on her tablet. "I mean, there's not a whole lot of it. I guess they can't figure out how to make an invisible girl getting laid look sexy."

"Yeah, I mean, it's just some dude humping empty air," the angry blond, Katsuki Bakugo, said. "How lame, pathetic, and desperate do you have to be to waste your time on that?"

The temperature around the table dropped to zero.

"Excuse me, Bakugo-kun," the invisible girl—Tooru Hagakure—said frostily. "Just because nobody can see it doesn't mean I don't have an amazing body! You'd be lucky to even get to touch any part of it."

"Calm down, Hagakure-san," Midoriya said. "He didn't mean anything by that, right Katchan?"

"Uhh...yeah, right," Bakugo said sullenly, folding his arms defensively.

"What bothers me is how much of this stuff is rape porn," the earlobe girl—Kyouka Jirou—said. "And, like, all the pics where we're covered in jizz. It's creepy."

"Yeah, especially the ones where it looks like we're happy we're covered in jizz," the pink girl—Mina Ashido—said with a shudder. "I'm pretty sure if half a dozen guys just blew their loads all over me, the last thing I'd be is happy. More like totally grossed out. Blech!"

"I, umm...shouldn't be looking at any of this," Midoriya said nervously, his gaze refusing to meet any of the girls. "I mean, this is a total violation of my classmates—my friends—and—"

"Hey, you're in most of this stuff too, Deku-kun," Ochako said. Her face reddening, she added, "Especially with me—"

"And with Bakugo," Tsuyu said absently as she flicked through images.

"W-well, yes, the, umm...the ones where both of them are—"

"No, I mean I found some where it's just Bakugo and Midoriya," Tsuyu said.

Everyone froze.

"OH HELL NO!" Bakugo roared, shooting to his feet and nearly tipping his chair over. "There is NO DAMN WAY I'd do ANYTHING gay with this DAMN NERD—"

The girls, however, were all poring intently over the images Tsuyu had unearthed. "Oh wow," Ochako said. "I don't think Deku-kun's butt can stretch like that..."

"AAHHHHH!" Midoriya yelled, clapping his hands over his ears.

A loud cough interrupted the conversation.

"Thank you, girls," Miss Cheerilee said from the front row of seats in the auditorium. Along the row sat various members of the Canterlot High faculty, whose expressions ranged from amused to befuddled to outraged to embarrassed. The six dozen or so students scattered throughout the auditorium applauded, though some of the applause was more strained, while some was a little too enthusiastic.

After an awkward pause, Cheerilee added, "And Flash." She cleared her throat. "I believe we can wrap it up there."

The group on stage stood, walked to the front of the stage, and took a bow, receiving another round of applause.

"Girls? Just a heads up," Principal Celestia said from where she sat beside a murderous-looking Miss Harshwhinny and a completely stone-faced Vice-Principal Luna. "I know we're all adults here—so to speak—and I encourage free self-expression from all my students? But I'd appreciate it if you'd keep your improv skits at about a PG-13 level from now on, alright?" She smiled. "Though that was certainly...creative."

The group walked off stage, shedding various wigs. "Man, that was harder to get through than I thought," Twilight Sparkle said. The floating school uniform of Tooru Hagakure came to a stop next to her, and she carefully removed the entire uniform to reveal her selfie drone, which she switched off and set on a table.

Fluttershy, wearing her usual casual attire, greeted them all. "How did I do?" she asked. "Was—was my performance alright?"

"You did great, Fluttershy," 'Bakugo' said as he—or rather, she—shook out her long copper and gold hair and combed her fingers through it. "Picking you to play Tooru was a stroke of genius! You didn't actually have to be on stage, and your voice acting over the microphone was spot on."

"You did a pretty good job bein' Bakugo," said Rainbow Dash as she tossed her purple wig aside and detached the fake earlobes she wore.

"I still think that entire affair was ill-advised," Rarity said as she repaired her black-dyed hair into its usual style. "It's bad enough our private conversations always come around to tawdry and lurid carnal matters, but to air our perversions in front of the student body and faculty?"

"We weren't airing our perversions," Pinkie Pie—who, obviously, had played Mina Ashido—said as she took out the color contacts that gave her black sclera and golden irises. "Ow, those things are itchy," she complained. "Anyway, I just thought it'd be fun to explore how anime characters would react to all the porn of them people draw and put online. And it was!"

"I don't know about 'fun'," 'Midoriya' said as he took off his shaggy green wig, revealing Flash Sentry's blue hair. "I sure didn't need to actually act up there, that's for sure. Surrounded by hot girls and talking about weird anime porn?" He blushed and glanced at Twilight briefly, then turned away. "Umm...I gotta go," he said hastily. "Later!"

"Have fun jackin' off!" Rainbow called cheekily behind him, which caused him to trip, yelp, and pick up his pace. Rainbow and Pinkie snickered. Twilight's eyes widened as she put her glasses back on. Sunset rolled her eyes.

"So, umm...thanks for including me, girls," 'Tsuyu' said. "I mean...even if it was something as weird and gross and embarrassing as this, at least I was part of the fun for once."

"We were glad to have you, Wallflower," Sunset said. "You did great out there." She sighed. "It's a shame Applejack missed out on this, I think it went great."

"Yyyyeah, the text she sent me about this whole thing had words in it I didn't even know existed, but I'm pretty sure they'd make sailors faint," Pinkie Pie said as she took out her fake horns and reinflated her poofy hair.

Rainbow Dash snorted. "Prude," she said.

"Come on, let's hit Sugar Cube Corner for a wrap party," Sunset suggested. As the girls left the school, Pinkie Pie looked to the ceiling, tapping her chin thoughtfully.

"I wonder if somewhere, somebody's drawing porn like that of all of us?"

CAST OF CHARACTERS

TWILIGHT SPARKLE as Ochako Uraraka

WALLFLOWER BLUSH as Tsuyu Asui

RARITY as Momo Yaoyorozu

RAINBOW DASH as Kyouka Jirou

PINKIE PIE as Mina Ashido

FLUTTERSHY as Tooru Hagakure

FLASH SENTRY as Izuku Midoriya

SUNSET SHIMMER as Katsuki Bakugo

Author's Note

Let's face it. We've all had that thought at some point: "how would these characters react to seeing all this porn we draw of them?"

I've toyed with the idea of doing this for some time, but I didn't want to write something so blatantly meta and fourth-wall breaking.

Then the idea hit me to have the EG characters doing an improv play where they're playing My Hero Academia characters reacting to MHA porn.

I couldn't NOT do that.