Something to do With Screws I Think?

"Ok...... sorry don't mean to break the 4th wall there... human? I think this is the story box. So, I am TheLocalCannon, but you can call me TLC for short." " I am flyingturret208 the main personality of TLC you'll have 4th wall breaks every now and again just so you know." Said the black pony with a cannon split in half with a turret on the other side of the slash. " Hey! That is my rule you can't break the 4th wall." Said a pony you may think is Pinkie Pie but, no it's not, it was a pony that is a blend of Pinkie Pie and Mrs. Kill Her to the fandom till reformation then people loosened up. "HEY! Writer man where is the setting? Do I need to use cha-." Shush Screwball y'know I have power over you right now? Though it is good you brought that to my attention. There is a day where TheLocalPersonalityDisorder was flipping through TLC and FT208 which both sound like blt and ft. sia as an example. Then Screwball has a major headache and slumps as disorder man comes walking through. Suddenly, his hooves change into black licorice and he doesn't notice till a pony bite him which using the rockets strapped to his hooves. He sets the pony's hair on fire slightly making the pony scramble. Then using some of the chaotic magic he "borrowed" from Discord, he changed it back and disguised himself as a changeling, it was Friday. Usually on the first Friday on every month he morphs into changeling secretly and goes into a bar, drinks lots of alcohol and uses the glass to bash some skulls into tables. Only once did it backfire and he had to use magic, when someone with the name Bulk Biceps came in and started the fight with him. That day he noticed Bulk Biceps and went in looking like Screwball "HEY!!! why don't we get any dialogue, and I thought this was about me?." Although when he went in he saw Screwball was in a fist fight herself, the real one. Then people notice the person that just entered, then they all stopped, including Screwball and yelled "Leeroy!!!! Jenkins!!!!" Then tackled the poser to the ground as he was changing forms again. Though he didn't do it fast enough, he had a headache when he stood, although he was only half male, heck half pony, the pony side was the male side. The other side was goopy like goo.

Then he tried to morph into full pony and full male, but when he did he turned  into full goo, which then leaked on the floor. None of it left the puddle, which was moving and when it accidently touched a random pony with goggles, she stopped, put the goggles down and walked over to a purple alicorn sitting nearby drinking her heart out crying. When the pony got there,  comforted the alicorn. Realizing what was happening slime guy went over to Screwball and demanded to be reverted to normal at once. Although, the pony replied "I can't, you must've had this in your mind when changing back." So the slime went home  and slept on the floor until morning. When it hit morning, he tried to revert to normal, and succeeded. Now we change perspective to Screwball. "Finally, you'll do more talking scenes."

"Sorry, no can do Screwball, and I need to sleep see ya tomorrow."

"Screwball, it is me, writ-"

"WHERE WERE YOU?!?! IT HAS BEEN LIKE TWO OR THREE DAYS!!!!"

"It was 3, started on wednesday, and then just stopped till today, kinda busy."

"I tricked you into more chat sce-"

"Oh no you didn't, I know you want more dialogue, but it happened so, you didn't trick me, time for the story again."

"Woooh drop the beat, we're sending out, an invitation, to everyone in every nation don't stop get on the run, stop thinking it's not fun!" Sang the black pony as he flew over town with one boot malfunctioning without noticing. Then his boot malfunctioned so badly it shot a screw into the other boots, which he noticed and used his magic to land, and fix his boots before they blew up on his feet.

"La da dee dee la da doo it's only me, it's only. Oh uh, there's a pony, I need to change song quick. I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear someone else is pulling at the strings, I can't sit idly, no I can't move at all, I curse the name, the one behind it a     -        ll, Discord I'm howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle-." sang Screwball, till the black pony noticed.

"Hey! aren't you that pony that thought it was a good idea to attack me? Also, you owe me some food for ruining the stuff I was paying for, changelings run around to eat food, not buy it with bits."

"S-shut up you idiot, shouldn't have impersonated someone else."

"Oh ho ho, is that so? at least I was able to turn back into myself, also..." " TASTE THE SULPHUR FROM MY ARMORY YOU MOTHER 101 ERROR!!!!!"

"That is a new one to me. Also, sulphur? y'know I have chaos magic? I can turn that into cot-"

"Y'know I can steal others' magic using this... device I stole from a red haired, creature thing, of another world, tried to use a stick emitting colors to defeat me, also, I duped the device and gave him the original, I duped a bunch for me, simple too, used a bunch of rails, my boots, and a cart with a hopper in it. The rest of the process is what I'm not explaining, not unless you get the most powerful being in existence to sick me."

" Uh_____ wait, writer you know this isn't music?"

" Screwball shut up, stop interrupting the story."

" Fine, anyways how do you have such power guy person thing from last night that I attacked?"

" I have discovered these things through my 'lifes' you could say, I am like a person who reincarnates, and I have a brother, I also have many other things you don't know about me, I also informed everyone from Ponyville, all the way into the dimension I originate from, to tell you nothing about me."

"When?"

"Since the bar fight Wednesday."

"How?"

"Time machine, Isn't it fascinating, I also got one of seven princesses to sleep with me, also someone that Celestia or as some refer, 'sunbutt' like people from the, ponia or something like that, I refer to the ponia as the mafia, also Luna or 'moonbutt' which as I stated mostly the mafia call them that. Which explains why repeatedly, they tried to imprison me." When he finished his sentence he noticed, a pony with a shield for a cutie mark running toward him. "Oh that is my que, gotta go bye Screwball, SEE YA LATER SHINING ARMOR, SORRY ABOUT CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE, DIDN'T MEAN TO, DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU TWO WERE MARRIED, I THOUGHT SHE WAS SINGLE."

"HEY! GET BACK HERE! YOU KNEW VERY WELL WE WERE MARRIED, SO STOP LY-"

"Honey, it is true, i wasn't wearing the marriage ring, nor did I tell him when he walked to me and said, 'wanna go back in time or to the future?' and he was drunk, but I sensed the honesty in his voice then, I sense it now too." Said the pony which a heart as a cutie mark. "Also why I disappeared for a month, also why I was the same age as when I disappeared too."

"That explains alot, even why you were gone. That doesn't answer why you slept with him."

" I too was drunk, I was also curious what it would be like to hang out around people who were single, and see if any of them would come and ask me out. He was the only one who asked, he gave me a better time than you did. He is also the father of 'our' second child, so yeah, the 6th princess is a timelord and princess's daughter. So that's why she is in a form Twilight recognizes, but doesn't know why she was like that. Only I know that The Princess isn't yours, but the one with a disorder of who he is isn't that right, flyingturret208 and TheLocalCannon?"

"Yes, but as you can see, I am putting up a better shield than Shining did when changelings attacked, since he is using so much offense magic, makes me question why is cutie mark isn't a knight against like, five other knights, shows offense."

"HEY, YOU SHUT UP YOU, YOU, PERSON WHO CHEATED ON MY WIFE EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW."

"Look, I am gonna go now." 'Hey Cadence, if you wanna see me again, meet me at the abandoned castle  on Hearth's Warming Eve, it is so you don't have to miss the celebration, and you can meet me on the holidays, also write it down on your calendar if you wanna sit and have some hot coco with +1 guest, and do not tell shining, otherwise he will, and I mean he WILL kill me, gotta love telekinesis.'

"See ya personality disorder! Maybe, just maybe I will see you again."

"Not on my watch honey, I will not let you see him again."

" You are captain of the royal guard, and you're only the king of the crystal ponies because your married to me."

" Wait, you are the queen of the crystal ponies? That is simply fascinating, also in the six years for me I was gone, I did research on you, your about' as bad at your job as Applejack is at being honest." Said the pony after he opened the doors of his craft that looked like a cannon. "Oh yeah also, this isn't an actual cannon, it is called a Tardis, doesn't actually shoot, but I can make it covered in turrets to shoot when I'm flying about in space."

"Suddenly everyone forgot about princess of chaos? I AM THE PRINCESS OF CHAOS, ALSO GIVE ME MY MAGIC BACK FROM YOUR DEVICE."

"Hey Screwball, one is that it is already back, two didn't know you could use the royal canterlot voice."

"I need to stop throwing Screwball in the back of the story." Said me, the writer.

"Yeah? Well guess what writer? You get mad at me for breaking the fourth wall? Look at you doing it to talk to your characters?"

"Uh____ don't know what is going on between Screwball and the writer, but I'm gonna go, see you all at some time in the future, maybe even that one other princess I got to sleep with me about 8 years ago for me, but for some reason Luna and Celestia bow to me, guess when I slept with her, she got impregnated, and had two children that were twins mostly, even if they seemed very different, Celestia got the white fur from the mother, and my great grandfather's pink hair with some blue stripes, and Luna got my black fur with the mother's white fur lightening it up a little making it a dark blue, and the blue hair with stars in it, is from me, my red hair is a special red, impossible to say is a base, splitting my hair into the colors that made it, you'll get blue and white. Then the traits they both have, the long legs and their abilities from the mother, and then the rest is from me, the horn and wings, yes they were born alicorns, but only half pure alicorns, the mother, was an alicorn, I was a timelord, I was carrying alicorn genes, but mostly timelord genes, also the mother isn't who most think it is, the mother is a character created by Lauren Faust, what people say is her OC, which was ink and a quill, meant it wasn't Lauren Faust, it was the character as I stated created, so yeah, and the cutie mark which was  basically meant the name couldn't be Lauren Faust, like this, a pony's name is lets say, Leeroy, then their cutie mark ends up being a set of blurry wings, and it's a unicorn, not pegasus, and there is a blurry face, with no horn on it, then the cutie mark wouldn't fit the unicorn or the unicorn wouldn't fit the cutie mark, or the name wouldn't fit the unicorn and cutie mark." Everyone else was dumbstruck as they thought about this, the pony mentioned "The real name of the pony in my example is, blurry wings, and the unicorn can change into a pegasus for a week at a time. Then the alicorn I got in bed with me just the one time is really named, Ink Quill, sounds alot like Ink Rose, but they aren't related, also Ink Quill hates me anyways for accidentally getting in bed with her, which is why I have an interest in Cadence now, also Mi Amore Cadenza barely fits as a name for Cadence, even if Mi Amore Cadenza is her real name, the cutie mark barely fits, you Cadence, are a ruler of a kingdom, with a crystal heart, which made people love you." Stunned everyone stops with their mouths gaping open and he turns and heads inside the cannon. Five months later, it is three hours before it is the day of Hearth's Warming Eve, the cannon appears ten kilometers away from the abandoned castle, which the black pony tries to run to the castle before it turns 12:59, so he can start preparing the area for Mi Amore Cadenza's arrival. "Almost there, it is almost one A.M. the sun is almost up, if I don't get there now then I might not get it done, only one thing to do." He pulls out one of the duplicated light things, and removes the light of the sun.

"WHO DARES DISTURB THE SUN'S LIGHTING?! IT IS ALMOST DAY!" Yells Celestia.

"IT TOTALLY ISN'T YOUR FATHER TRYING TO MESS WITH YOU!" Yelled the black pony.