The logs of a Radio Co-Host

Is this thing on?

Good, well hello world I am Kiba Kush, proud owner of the Kiba's Kush dispensary and wow am I in luck! I just scored myself a spot on the premier radio show in Equestria known as Radio Molly. The show run by the royal sexiness herself Princess Molestia.....Yeah she's been like that for a long time and I couldn't tell ya why. Anyway so Radio Molly for those who don't know is a radio show on the equestrian airwaves that plays around 8 pm every weekend.

The ponies on the show are as follows:

Princess Molestia, the one the show is named after and the princess of Equestria

Amaretto, a co-host and member of the royal maids who also runs her own coffee shop named the Moulin Hooves, i'd go there but I don't drink coffee

Mindlessgonzo, another co-host and news pony who runs the youtube channel MindlessGonzo(btw check that shit its fun)

Sharpwing, I know almost nothing about this guy but he occasionally appears on the show

Princess Luna, Molestia's sister who occasionally is on the show and is also a princess of Equestria

The formula is Mindless Gonzo with the news, after the news they move on to the topics of the night and after every topic the rest of the crew gives their opinion of said topic. After that they move on to taking phone calls and questions and general madness ensues before the show ends for the night. More often than not they have someone to interview and it's quite funny to see how they handle the madness that happens beyond the radio. Of course they also host the radio show on Twitch so they can receive questions live while doing the show.

I however don't need to imagine the madness because I am officially a new co-host! To think a fan who was only ever watching from afar would become apart of the fun! It's actually a fun yet odd story on how I came into joining said group. I remember it like it was yesterday, cause it was yesterday.

Before I tell the story I should talk a lil bit about myself, I am a unicorn with a pale white coat and bright green mane and tail. Not my true hair color but permanent hair dye is a great replacement for the boring brown it use to be. My eyes are a bright green and my cutie mark is four leaves in a clover pattern with clouds of smoke around them, my occupation is botany or working with plants, mainly weed as I run a weed dispensary cause kush pays the bills!

Anyway story time

So one day I was sitting behind my desk in the back of the dispensary, place is closing in an hour, bag of weed with the words "Order number 69" on the front in the pick up box when I hear the front door buzzer go off. The door opens and I see a very high society lookin dude, his wings were quite odd even for a pegasus, like we're talking multicolored  and I swear his wings were all too shiney. His mane and tail were purple while his coat was a shade of black, he wore and overcoat and hat, along with glasses almost covering his bright purple eyes.

"Hello there, welcome to Kiba's Kush. How may I help you today?" I said. He spoke to me in a voice that sounded calm yet stern. "Hello i'm here to pick up an order my good sir."

I said to him"Alrighty that'll be 70 bits for a few buds of sunlight, and the rest of the tax i'm too lazy to add up so let's just call it 70 and imagine the tax was paid"

He laughed a lil as I handed him the bag and for a second there I felt a lil warm, though I'll pass that off as faulty air conditioning. Anyway he handed over a bag of bits and after a tip of his hat he walked out of the building. I picked up the bag and tossed it into the money box as I headed back to my desk. It was quarter after 8 so I was missing a bit of Radio Molly so I quickly grabbed my blunt and landed on my desk chair. I switched on the radio and began listening to the show. I caught the end of the news with Gonzo and was laughing as Amaretto was called Oregano for like the millionth time.

The show was going on as normal, some sex jokes and and harassing of Gonzo later and the show was nearing it's end when one of the mics picked up what sounded like a door opening. I heard a faint voice say "Excuse me your highness your delivery is here" and was followed by "Thank you sexy subject, leave it on the table I plan on using it soon." It was after that Gonzo replied with "Gezz Princess do you really need ganja?"

I damn near dropped out of my seat when I heard that. I was holding my breath and struggling to think, like holy shit. "Is Molly smoking my weed?" I asked myself.

I knew I had to find out so I picked up my phone and dialed up the Radio Molly number. The phone rang until it was eventually picked up. I still remember the convo like it just happened.

"Hello my sexy subject do you have an opinion on the topics of tonight?"

"Ugh....less of an opinion and more of an ask your highness."

"Ooooh~ Hit me up subject"

"A-alrighty um.....Does the bag say order number 69 on it?"

"Why yes it does my subject, how did you know?"

"I set up the order your highness, I was unaware you smoked weed."

"Hmmm maybe we should meet up and smoke some dear subject er what's your name?"

"K-Kiba K-Kush your highness."

"Well Mr Kush we definitely have to meet up soon, See you soon sexy subject~."

I couldn't believe it, hell I even doubted her.....But I if there's anything I learned it's you never doubt the princess. That saturday was the start of something quite amazing. That day I was behind my desk in the back room, waiting for someone to ring the door so I can buzz them in. I wouldn't have to wait long, as mid day rolled around the buzzer went off. I buzzed them in and made my way to the front to greet them. She was a unicorn, light blue coat with streaks of black and a darker shade of blue. Her eyes a bright green, similar to my own.

"Hello there, Welcome to Kiba's Kush. How may I help you?"

"Are you the owner of the dispensary?"

I replied to her with a yes and she waved in someone from the door. In the door stood a tall white figure with a bright pink flowing mane and tail. She wore a golden harness along with golden hoof covers and a crown resting upon her head.

"Hello there sexy subject, I am Princess Molestia the royal seduces with a fiery lust and a burning bust~"

"Uuuuuhhhhhh...."(master of words am I right?)

"You must be Kiba Kush, you're cuter then I was expecting you to be"

"L-l-likewise"

And that was that, we hung out and smoked weed. Just like two normal pot smokin peeps trying to enjoy themselves. I was having so much fun with her that we had forgotten about the time.

"Oh would you look at the time, i'm late to the studio." She said getting up from the counter.

"I'll tune in tonight, hopefully you can make it in time your highness"

"I will Kiba, by the way call me Molly all my friends call me that. But before I go do you have a quill I can use?"

I handed her the quill and she began writing on a note card. Numbers and words written slowly and precise as not not mess up with the ink.

"Here you go Kiba, come to that address tomorrow around 6:30ish at night" She said handing me the note card. I examined the card and in a flash of light the princess disappeared out of sight. I had nothing much to do but close the dispensary early and tune into Radio Molly for the night.

The next day was mostly boring, customers come in, buy weed then leave. As simple as a dealer can get until around 6:10 when I closed up early to head to the place the address was marked to. The streets of Canterlot are always quite as very few ponies are out, I will admit it's calming to walk these streets and seeing the castle in the distance lit up around the main door and inner walls. I got to the address around 6:25 and to my surprise it was a well kept building just outside the castle walls. The exterior was completely white, made of marble I assume with floral patterns around a gold painted door with a slider on the upper half. To say I was curious as to why the princess wanted me to come here was beyond me.

I knocked on the door and immediately was met with bright purple eyes looking at me through the little slide. "Ah it's you." Said the pony beyond the door. The door opened revealing the same black and purple pegasus from friday.

"I don't think I ever introduced myself, I am CycloneDusk, royal advisor of the princess pleased to make your acquaintance Mr. Kush. Now right this way my good sir."  Said the black and purple pegasus.

I followed him through the building, the interior was brick with the occasional painting here and there, doors lined the halls with some closed and some open. The ones opened were just empty so I assumed the rest were as well but I haven't checked so i'll keep y'all updated on that.

We made our way to a large room near the back of the building. In the room was a few multicolored couches,  a fridge, a coffee table and a door on the far east in which faint voices could be heard.

"Sit on one of the couches Mr.Kush, i'll let them know you're here." Said CycloneDusk.

He walked into the room and left me to myself. I pondered what who he was getting and why I was asked to come here and whether or not I should run because let's get real here, anyone with a sane mind would be thinking the same even if the matriarch of the land told them to go to some weird building  off the road.

The door opened and I was called in by CycloneDusk. I got up and made my way into the room, Inside was a table lined with wires and headsets along with microphones hanging from the ceiling. Around the table was a set of 6 chairs with some extras near the door I came in. But more importantly inside the room was the princess, a pink unicorn mare with a brownish mane wearing a bright blue dress,  a brown unicorn with a dark brown mane who looked annoyed and a dark blue alicorn wearing a black harness with the moon engraved on it .

"Ah there you are Kiba, welcome to the studio. Allow me to introduce you to my crew, the pink mare is Oregano-"

"That's AMARETTO your highness!" screamed the pink one.

"This is my sweet and sexy babu of a stallion MindlessGonzo"

"I'm not anyone's damn babu!" Gonzo said.

"And this is my darling sister Luna"

"Tis a pleasure dear loyal subject"  Luna said gracefully

"Now then Kiba I asked for you to come cause I thought it would be fun to interview you for the show tonight"

"I got nothing against it your highness"

And that is what happened, I got interviewed on Radio Molly, made the crew laugh and overall had a good time. And to think the show I had been listening to for months asked me to be on the show. After the show I was asked a question, the single most important question I have ever been asked.

"Would you like to be a co-host of Radio Molly Kiba?"

How could I turn that down, I jumped at the opportunity like a fat pony to a sale at Joe's donuts. And that's where this log ends for now BUT I am not done writing these. I'm going to document as much as I can before I get bored and leave this on my computer for years until I ultimately rediscover them when i'm like 87 or something.

So until then!