The logs of a Radio Co-Host

Alrighty so i'm gonna keep this one kinda short because not much happened today and to save time I think i'm only gonna write normal logs about important events in all this but will make filler logs with shortened mini logs in them for convenience.

Anyway the second day was interesting, I got to hang out with the crew of the show and some others I never even knew were there.

Like we had:

Vlad: A Diamond dog who is so observant it's not even funny, a quote he uses best is "No one in Equestria takes a shit without me knowing"

Lunar Flourish: The unicorn that came with the princess to my dispensary the other day

Button Mash: A fowl-mouthed eight year old kid that is obsessed with video games and using the word "Cuck"

STYDA or "Steve" : A human that is captain of the royal guard.....I have no idea

Lucky Charm: A drunk, Irish pony that's married to Amaretto.....he vomited at my feet when I first met him and Amaretto said "Look at zat, he likes you!"

And a pleasant bunch they are, that is except for Vlad. Now i'm worried he might find these logs considering how he acts.

Yes Kiba I found your logs, get a better password you wimp!-signed Vlad

It's only the second day and I am being invited to different events with everyone, like Amaretto invited me to try her new blend of coffee, Vlad asked me to go to the range with him, Molly asked me to help her set up stuff for the show, Button wanted me to play Smash Bros with him and so on and so forth. It was good to be included but I do have a job to do and getting someone to watch your biz while you're out almost 24/7 is hell in a hoof basket. But at some point I might, who knows.

Nothing too important happened today really, only thing of interest was the second radio show I was on. Molly was whispering sensually into the mic and I trolled the hell out of her.

The set up was this:

"I plan on being sexy for you, doesn't that sound good? Just me and you-"

"And Zaboomafoo!"

"I HATE YOU I WAS TRYING TO BE SEXY!"

Insert the laughter of all the peeps in the studio that night.  I guess that's all I can say about tonight. I was told to stay in one of the guest rooms of the castle though so I guess i'll have some bragging rights when I get back to my home in my dispensary.

Update:

It is 4:53 in the morning and I can't get back to sleep, I know this sounds crazy but I had a bad dream. You ever have a nightmare that felt so real but you knew it wasn't? Well this one felt to real for my own tastes, like we're talkin it took me almost three hours of convincing myself that it was all in my head.

What happened was this:

I had just begun falling asleep, everything was quite and still. After a short while I woke up to get a glass of water when I noticed the room was a little cold. I didn't pay much attention to it at first but after a short while it began to become more noticeable. The reason I began to notice was because it was actually getting colder in the room, like I saw my own breath it was that cold.

I was starting to freak out to say the least. Everything in the room seemed different like I didn't quite recognize I was in the same place as I was. The room became pitch black, the only thing I could see was myself and my breath in the cold air around me. I didn't know what was happening or for that matter why. But if i'm gonna be honest I think the worst part of all of this wasn't even the cold or the darkness. Before I woke up I swear I heard a voice in my right ear. It wasn't a whisper but it wasn't that loud either like a faint voice that sounded like it was enjoying what it was doing to me.

"How sweet, fresh meat. I can't wait to play with you!"

I woke up screaming, my throat still hurts from it. I feel as though I am going to be up for the rest of the day so i'm gonna get ready for work. I'll return to this at some other point in time but I need to clear my head and think some things over.